11-29-2016, 06:02 PM
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Ended 3 year dry spell. Kinda suckedππ
Ok imma try to keep this short since I hate telling stories.
Met chick on tinder.
Bio said DTF
added her snapchat
Didnt even get a good look at the picture cus I saw dtf so fast.
She adds me back the next day.
She asks if I wanna see more of her.
I say "sure"
Sends me 2 nude pics.
She asks to se my face.
Take selfie
She says "Fawk youre hot"
She asks for dink pic.
I send it
She goes crazy over the BBC.
Later today. Im bored and text her
She says to come over.
Its a 30 minute drive and its my chance to FINALLY end this crazy dry spell.
On the way there, I bump trap music to get my hype.
I show up to her dorm.
Soon as I walk in.....
Lets just say she was kinda fat in the pic but I was desperate so I went with it but... she seemed to have had a powerlifting competition cus she bulked AT LEAST 30 lbs.
I was already there so I said fk it.
First thing she says"Can I record it?"
I say "sure why not".
We make out and she throws me on the bottom of the bunkbed.
And ties my hands with this tiny ass belt.
She asked if it was tight I said yea (it wasnt at all I just wanted the ability to escape in case she tries some ghetto sht.)
She takes my pants and boxers off.
And gets on top and starts sucking my sht.
At first I was like "mmm this is nice".
Then she grabs it and starts to ride it. I had no condom on but im assuming she was on something to just ride me raw.
And the disappointing feeling I cant explain
Couldnt get fully hard to save my life
Hardest I was at was about 75%. And thats when she was riding me.
She sucks some more.
In my mind" damn this is boring."
I get on top.
Can stay hard enough to slide it in that sticky cave of hers.
So I eat her and fingerbang her deep af.
She moans like crazy and grabs my head.
I go deeper.
Find out I had FOUR FINGERS in her WITH EXTRA SPACE!
So im just finger banging her and sucking her bean.
Occasionally sucking a nip.
She squirts a lil.
I make her cum again.
She wants me to record her suckin me off now.
Kept gettin soft.
Had to jack off to bust.
I bust on her face and her mouth.
She swallows.
She gets on the floor and says "fk me".
Im kinda hard enough to do it.
Soon as I find the hole.
Goes soft.
She was late for work anyways.
She changes clothes and puts gum in her mouth.
I drive her to work.
Drop her off.
Drove home feeling kinda empty and good at the same time.
She wants to meet again.
Help!
Met chick on tinder.
Bio said DTF
added her snapchat
Didnt even get a good look at the picture cus I saw dtf so fast.
She adds me back the next day.
She asks if I wanna see more of her.
I say "sure"
Sends me 2 nude pics.
She asks to se my face.
Take selfie
She says "Fawk youre hot"
She asks for dink pic.
I send it
She goes crazy over the BBC.
Later today. Im bored and text her
She says to come over.
Its a 30 minute drive and its my chance to FINALLY end this crazy dry spell.
On the way there, I bump trap music to get my hype.
I show up to her dorm.
Soon as I walk in.....
Lets just say she was kinda fat in the pic but I was desperate so I went with it but... she seemed to have had a powerlifting competition cus she bulked AT LEAST 30 lbs.
I was already there so I said fk it.
First thing she says"Can I record it?"
I say "sure why not".
We make out and she throws me on the bottom of the bunkbed.
And ties my hands with this tiny ass belt.
She asked if it was tight I said yea (it wasnt at all I just wanted the ability to escape in case she tries some ghetto sht.)
She takes my pants and boxers off.
And gets on top and starts sucking my sht.
At first I was like "mmm this is nice".
Then she grabs it and starts to ride it. I had no condom on but im assuming she was on something to just ride me raw.
And the disappointing feeling I cant explain
Couldnt get fully hard to save my life
Hardest I was at was about 75%. And thats when she was riding me.
She sucks some more.
In my mind" damn this is boring."
I get on top.
Can stay hard enough to slide it in that sticky cave of hers.
So I eat her and fingerbang her deep af.
She moans like crazy and grabs my head.
I go deeper.
Find out I had FOUR FINGERS in her WITH EXTRA SPACE!
So im just finger banging her and sucking her bean.
Occasionally sucking a nip.
She squirts a lil.
I make her cum again.
She wants me to record her suckin me off now.
Kept gettin soft.
Had to jack off to bust.
I bust on her face and her mouth.
She swallows.
She gets on the floor and says "fk me".
Im kinda hard enough to do it.
Soon as I find the hole.
Goes soft.
She was late for work anyways.
She changes clothes and puts gum in her mouth.
I drive her to work.
Drop her off.
Drove home feeling kinda empty and good at the same time.
She wants to meet again.
Help!
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2/5/17: The Crowning of King Brady.
"I have embraced my Autism. I am a proud Autist. I believe it endows me with special powers that are incomprehensible to pathetic normies like you. I would gladly sacrifice any chance at a normal life to benefit from the GIFT that is AUTISM."-Ausaric
11-29-2016, 06:05 PM
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11-29-2016, 06:06 PM
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11-29-2016, 06:06 PM
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no cliffs no care
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.
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11-29-2016, 06:07 PM
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There's a lot wrong here dude
You ate out a fat strange chick
You let her record it
You are not going to make it
You ate out a fat strange chick
You let her record it
You are not going to make it
I donβt want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola
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11-29-2016, 06:10 PM
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I can send pics after she gets off work. The ones on snapchat disappeared.
B:300 S:405 D:485
2/5/17: The Crowning of King Brady.
"I have embraced my Autism. I am a proud Autist. I believe it endows me with special powers that are incomprehensible to pathetic normies like you. I would gladly sacrifice any chance at a normal life to benefit from the GIFT that is AUTISM."-Ausaric
11-29-2016, 06:12 PM
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Met chick on tinder.
So I eat her
u fookin wot m(4+4)?
So I eat her
u fookin wot m(4+4)?
11-29-2016, 06:12 PM
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Did you get laid somewhere in that wall of text?
11-29-2016, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Iceman1800⏩
No the punchline is he goes softDid you get laid somewhere in that wall of text?
I donβt want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola
Send In The Clowns
11-29-2016, 06:15 PM
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You got the aids cuzz
11-29-2016, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Iceman1800⏩
I tried to make it short.Did you get laid somewhere in that wall of text?
This is why I dont tell stories cus I ramble.
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2/5/17: The Crowning of King Brady.
"I have embraced my Autism. I am a proud Autist. I believe it endows me with special powers that are incomprehensible to pathetic normies like you. I would gladly sacrifice any chance at a normal life to benefit from the GIFT that is AUTISM."-Ausaric
11-29-2016, 06:15 PM
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-"ima try to keep this short"
-1000+ words no FUKKING cliffs
Choose one or the other, dont give a fuk cz "ima" neg you anyways
-1000+ words no FUKKING cliffs
Choose one or the other, dont give a fuk cz "ima" neg you anyways
"I'm not going to be jerked around by some chick who thinks her pussy is going to magically override my sense of self-respect. I'm not a phucking performing seal, I'm not going to do tricks to get a mouthful of fish."
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11-29-2016, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted By AmIGoodNuff⏩
First time in misc history no one wants them based on that horrible storyI can send pics after she gets off work. The ones on snapchat disappeared.
I donβt want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola
Send In The Clowns
11-29-2016, 06:16 PM
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I'm sure this is a one time thing for her, sounds like a goodgirl
11-29-2016, 06:20 PM
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Holy great cliffs of dover
11-29-2016, 06:22 PM
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Better cliffs:
Meet fatty on tinder
visit fatty next day
fatty is fatter then pics
cant get hard or find the blowhole.
End up feeling good and empty
help.
Meet fatty on tinder
visit fatty next day
fatty is fatter then pics
cant get hard or find the blowhole.
End up feeling good and empty
help.
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2/5/17: The Crowning of King Brady.
"I have embraced my Autism. I am a proud Autist. I believe it endows me with special powers that are incomprehensible to pathetic normies like you. I would gladly sacrifice any chance at a normal life to benefit from the GIFT that is AUTISM."-Ausaric
11-29-2016, 06:23 PM
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she wants a kid obviously
Actual viking crew
Actually lift crew
Currently no gf crew and gonna stay that way for some years now for self improvement/developement. Gotta learn me,οο
11-29-2016, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted By nordiclifter⏩
I didnt bust in her and didnt jack off for like 4 days.she wants a kid obviously
B:300 S:405 D:485
2/5/17: The Crowning of King Brady.
"I have embraced my Autism. I am a proud Autist. I believe it endows me with special powers that are incomprehensible to pathetic normies like you. I would gladly sacrifice any chance at a normal life to benefit from the GIFT that is AUTISM."-Ausaric
11-29-2016, 06:25 PM
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Has she posted the video yet?
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11-29-2016, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted By AmIGoodNuff⏩
son...I didnt bust in her and didnt jack off for like 4 days.
Actual viking crew
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Currently no gf crew and gonna stay that way for some years now for self improvement/developement. Gotta learn me,οο
11-29-2016, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted By nordiclifter⏩
Give it to me straightson...
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2/5/17: The Crowning of King Brady.
"I have embraced my Autism. I am a proud Autist. I believe it endows me with special powers that are incomprehensible to pathetic normies like you. I would gladly sacrifice any chance at a normal life to benefit from the GIFT that is AUTISM."-Ausaric
11-29-2016, 06:39 PM
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Even better cliff:
Op gets desperate
Meets whale from Tinder
Can get hard but still some how bangs raw
Catches unnamed STD and possible child support bill
Didnt even enjoy it once.
Op gets desperate
Meets whale from Tinder
Can get hard but still some how bangs raw
Catches unnamed STD and possible child support bill
Didnt even enjoy it once.
11-29-2016, 06:46 PM
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I read it all, and I appreciate your story brah, but what I dont appreciate is that there are no pics whatsoever. You know the rules, negged.
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You ate her out?
11-29-2016, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted By AmIGoodNuff⏩
precum contains semen, when u fuk there will be risk of semen in fluids comin out of your dik. semen can live up to 3 days in a vaginaGive it to me straight
just by swiping ur dik through her kent lips you risk it, yes im serious
its biology 101 brah
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11-29-2016, 06:53 PM
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Never understood how anyone can make themselves eat out a random stranger on first smash yet alone someone from tinder
absolutely disgusting.jpg
absolutely disgusting.jpg
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11-29-2016, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted By nordiclifter⏩
I always read precum has a small amount of sperm cells in it if u recently ejaculated.precum contains semen, when u fuk there will be risk of semen in fluids comin out of your dik. semen can live up to 3 days in a vagina
just by swiping ur dik through her kent lips you risk it, yes im serious
its biology 101 brah
just by swiping ur dik through her kent lips you risk it, yes im serious
its biology 101 brah
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2/5/17: The Crowning of King Brady.
"I have embraced my Autism. I am a proud Autist. I believe it endows me with special powers that are incomprehensible to pathetic normies like you. I would gladly sacrifice any chance at a normal life to benefit from the GIFT that is AUTISM."-Ausaric
11-29-2016, 06:53 PM
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Where the fuk are pics, fuk
clownbaby has arrived
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