Soccer analysts are saying THE USA mens team played the best game EVER in world cup history

06-13-2026, 08:41 AM

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Soccer analysts are saying THE USA mens team played the best game EVER in world cup history

Wow.

Is america about to cuck the world in the world cup.

Fyi, the mens team won 4-1, and was up 3-0 at halftime vs paraguay.

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Originally Posted By MarioMiami305⏩

Wow.

Is america about to cuck the world in the world cup.

Fyi, the mens team won 4-1, and was up 3-0 at halftime vs paraguay.

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06-13-2026, 08:59 AM

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How old are these analysts? 16?

06-13-2026, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted By jimbob008⏩

How old are these analysts? 16?

More like zhaltan one of the greatest soccer olayers ever u fggt

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06-13-2026, 09:03 AM

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Games are a week apart ??

A joke

06-13-2026, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted By MarioMiami305⏩

More like zhaltan one of the greatest soccer olayers ever u fggt

low IQ brownskin confirmed.

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06-13-2026, 09:16 AM

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"greatest play, catch, game, inning, basket, goal, lob shot, drop shot"................it never ends. they say this to make you watch.

as a person who listened to sports radio, I've always thought that before the broadcast they decide which character or team they will root for. I mean I've heard "who's better Jordan or Lebron or Kobe" in so many iterations....I'M CERTAIN...that sometimes they switch it up just for variety.

MLB announcers are the absolute worst (only watch listening to music cuz I do love the game...fuck...NO golf analysts are the worst!!!)...so many cool under pressure, courageous putt, different breed (of golfer...LOL), etc.

I've heard it all....its all a sham to keep IDIOTS LIKE YOU watching. Of course I watch as well so there's that.

06-13-2026, 09:18 AM

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3-0 at halftime is like a 29 point lead in other sports.

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06-13-2026, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted By MarioMiami305⏩

zhaltan

Never heard of him.

06-13-2026, 09:35 AM

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I didn't watch the sportsball match but Paraguay is a tiny banana republic

Probably not much of an accomplishment

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06-13-2026, 09:58 AM

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Against the perennial powerhouse Paraguay. Lmao at you and lmao at journalists

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06-13-2026, 10:01 AM

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This match up was basically autistic retards vs malnourished retards.

Not a soccer fan but there are levels to this, USA doesn’t even crack the preschool tier.

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06-13-2026, 10:02 AM

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It was a great showing. Statistically it was probably the best world cup game we've ever played on paper.

But it's still early in the tourney

06-13-2026, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted By leoaa777⏩

This match up was basically autistic retards vs malnourished retards.

Not a soccer fan but there are levels to this, USA doesn’t even crack the preschool tier.

Paraguay is a good team....

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06-13-2026, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted By MarioMiami305⏩

Paraguay is a good team....

Yes, exactly. Good.

Think about how many tiers above good there are.

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06-13-2026, 10:24 AM

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After searching it is actually ex USA player Alexi Lalas who said this-described by searching as a shock jock type who says controversial things to wind people up & get attention.

06-13-2026, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted By leoaa777⏩

Think about how many tiers above good there are.

Great?

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Originally Posted By leoaa777⏩

Yes, exactly. Good.

Think about how many tiers above good there are.

A team that can beat Brazil, Argentina, and Uruguay in World Cup qualifying is a formidable opponent, regardless of FIFA ranking.

06-13-2026, 10:40 AM

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Don't agree at all. More like Paragays defense sucked and they could'nt clear the ball out of their 18 for their life. At least 5 times they passed it right to an American around their 18. That last goal they gave up too, half the Paragay team was wondering around. South Korea and USA looked dominate against cans, lets see what the top 16 looks like.

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Originally Posted By MarioMiami305⏩

Paraguay is a good team....

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They looked like they'd be a tough team to eliminate in the knockout stages.

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Coach had a good game plan and it completely overwhelmed Paraguay. It was one game though, they’ll have to break down a Parked bus against the aussies and probably be the underdog against Turkey.

Calling Paraguay a bad team is low IQ though, qualifying in SA is the most difficult of confederations. Home and aways guaranteed with 3 perennial world top 10 teams (Argentina, Brazil, Uruguay), and then other games with top 20 world teams like Colombia and chile when they’re good. Surviving that means you have to be a very good team.

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I'm sure playing an opening round match at home and winning 4-1 against a shit tier banana republic who was given a 0% chance to win the world cup, is better than Germany beating Brazil 7-1 in Brazil in the semi finals in 2014

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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩

I'm sure playing an opening round match at home and winning 4-1 against a shit tier banana republic who was given a 0% chance to win the world cup, is better than Germany beating Brazil 7-1 in Brazil in the semi finals in 2014

That game was insane. After about the fifth goal or so, Germany wasn't even celebrating other than a mediocre hand slap. I hope to see the same thing happen to them in this World Cup. Vini Jr. is a phag. The late 90s, early 2000s Brazil was goat.

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