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post 1541715371 01-24-2018, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted By FU3L
lmao this is brutal

OP so deep in the friendzone he's nearing the earth's core
Would you leave afriendalone at a concert for hours?
post 1541727431 01-24-2018, 04:56 PM
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should have kicked her out of the car on the way home while she was driving and put the car in a body of water.
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post 1541729091 01-24-2018, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted By twiceasnice
In for stories
Asketh and I shall provideth.

The worst beta torture I've ever seen came a few years ago with a friend I worked with. Dude was 20 years old and trying to get with an immature 17 year old 6/10 sloot (who was still a bit out of his league, he's not very attractive). We worked in a pharmacy at a grocery store, the girl was just a cashier. First day I started working there, he was telling me how he was talking her up, gonna get her, blah blah blah. One of those guys. A week later, I went through her line and somebody had apparently told her I was fluent in French and Portuguese. She chatted me up in line, basically told me to my face that she wanted my D.

So I went back after my break and asked him if he'd gotten her yet. He said no, but that he was getting close. I thought "wut the fack."

Found out my friend was doing everything for her. Buying her and her friends weed, buying her booze, buying dinner for her, etc. Here's the kicker: he rented an apartment with another dude nearby (close to his uni), and he'd give her his keys if she got off work before him so she could chill there and they could hang out together after. But she was telling him that she'd been really hurt by the last guy she dated and wasn't interested in anything with him yet. He ate it right up like a good beta.

One day I noticed she was talking to some Chad who worked up front as a bagger. Later that day, when my friend was talking to her while they were on break, Chad walked up, said something to her, and she just upped and ditched my friend in favor of Chad. Right to his damn face. My friend stood there with this goofy smile. I asked him about it and he said "That's her best work friend." I almost couldn't believe the delusion.

A week later, my friend found out she'd taken his key and gone to his house and phucked Chad on HIS BED. He called her out on it like a little ****, and she sent him a text that said (I remember basically word for word because he showed me):

"All I cared about was your attention and the free chit you were giving me. I'll never be attracted to you. You look like a phucking hamster."

I actually gave her respect for that burn because he does look like a hamster.

Story doesn't end here either. Chad ended up being a player (imagine that) and broke up with her a month or so later. Who's the first guy she messages? My beta friend. How long does it take him to answer? Seconds. How long until he was comforting her and giving her free chit again? Hours. Did he phuck her? No.

A few days later I walked past her register and she told me she missed me so much, which was kinda stupid because I almost never talked to the sloot. Do you think I was a good friend and ignored her?

Because I didn't. I raw-dogged that sweet 17 year old poos.

And to make everything more hilarious, he provided the weed we smoked the night we smashed. And was texting/calling her while I was pounding it. At one point she was like "ugh, I think he looks like a hamster" and I was like "yeah, I know."

Then she ghosted him again. Did he get the hint? No. He continued to try to "win her back" (his words, yes he's that oblivious) for like another 6 months (my thing with her was a ONS that he never knew about until much later).

**Jesus Christ that ended up being way longer than I thought. I still tell people this story, so it's fresh in my head.
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post 1541734941 01-24-2018, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted By MiscInformed
That just makes him look like a butthurt orbiter in her friendzone. She'd laugh about it later with her girlfriends if he did that. Best to just not react at all and go NC forever. He could have made a little bit of small talk in the car just to not let on that he felt disrespected, but that's about it. He put himself in a no-win position. Just move on and learn from it.
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Originally Posted By OfficerJimLahey
should have kicked her out of the car on the way home while she was driving and put the car in a body of water.
Only a good plan if you're from Massachusetts
post 1541740071 01-24-2018, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted By AdikinBawls
Asketh and I shall provideth.

The worst beta torture I've ever seen came a few years ago with a friend I worked with. Dude was 20 years old and trying to get with an immature 17 year old 6/10 sloot (who was still a bit out of his league, he's not very attractive). We worked in a pharmacy at a grocery store, the girl was just a cashier. First day I started working there, he was telling me how he was talking her up, gonna get her, blah blah blah. One of those guys. A week later, I went through her line and somebody had apparently told her I was fluent in French and Portuguese. She chatted me up in line, basically told me to my face that she wanted my D.

So I went back after my break and asked him if he'd gotten her yet. He said no, but that he was getting close. I thought "wut the fack."

Found out my friend was doing everything for her. Buying her and her friends weed, buying her booze, buying dinner for her, etc. Here's the kicker: he rented an apartment with another dude nearby (close to his uni), and he'd give her his keys if she got off work before him so she could chill there and they could hang out together after. But she was telling him that she'd been really hurt by the last guy she dated and wasn't interested in anything with him yet. He ate it right up like a good beta.

One day I noticed she was talking to some Chad who worked up front as a bagger. Later that day, when my friend was talking to her while they were on break, Chad walked up, said something to her, and she just upped and ditched my friend in favor of Chad. Right to his damn face. My friend stood there with this goofy smile. I asked him about it and he said "That's her best work friend." I almost couldn't believe the delusion.

A week later, my friend found out she'd taken his key and gone to his house and phucked Chad on HIS BED. He called her out on it like a little ****, and she sent him a text that said (I remember basically word for word because he showed me):

"All I cared about was your attention and the free chit you were giving me. I'll never be attracted to you. You look like a phucking hamster."

I actually gave her respect for that burn because he does look like a hamster.

Story doesn't end here either. Chad ended up being a player (imagine that) and broke up with her a month or so later. Who's the first guy she messages? My beta friend. How long does it take him to answer? Seconds. How long until he was comforting her and giving her free chit again? Hours. Did he phuck her? No.

A few days later I walked past her register and she told me she missed me so much, which was kinda stupid because I almost never talked to the sloot. Do you think I was a good friend and ignored her?

Because I didn't. I raw-dogged that sweet 17 year old poos.

And to make everything more hilarious, he provided the weed we smoked the night we smashed. And was texting/calling her while I was pounding it. At one point she was like "ugh, I think he looks like a hamster" and I was like "yeah, I know."

Then she ghosted him again. Did he get the hint? No. He continued to try to "win her back" (his words, yes he's that oblivious) for like another 6 months (my thing with her was a ONS that he never knew about until much later).

**Jesus Christ that ended up being way longer than I thought. I still tell people this story, so it's fresh in my head.
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post 1541744301 01-24-2018, 08:08 PM
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It’s not entirely impossible there was a guy in her group of friends she liked and didn’t know was coming so she ditched OP so she could go for Chad without Chad thinking they were together.


Would be pretty hard for OP to know any of this. I don’t think she really intended to ditch him from the get go.

Something switched in her head as it was happening though and because she’s a selfish bitch she just didn’t care.

Completely believable story for those questioning it. We probably won’t ever know the real reason.

Could have been another guy. Could have been someone in her group of friends said he was loser and that she should ditch him so she did. Could have been some other reason

It doesn’t shock me though. Some people are absolute c*nts
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post 1541751211 01-24-2018, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted By FA*******
And what would that have accomplished?
It would perhaps teach her a lesson about being a terrible person? At the minimum at least he stood up for himself and made it clear he isn't some fk boy she can screw with and have 0 ramifications. The fact she hasn't talked to him since proves she knew what she did was wrong and OP was such a Timothy he just let it happen and didn't even say anything about it. He should have been a man and stood up for himself and perhaps she might have a little respect for him. Instead she will probably laugh about the story of her taking some beta to a concert and treating him like shyte. Her ego is probably through the roof.


@FAs saying keep it casual in the car do you think it is better to just be a beta and act like you are okay with being treated that way? No that is what a cuck would do srs. Again, if you are a man you call people out for rude behavior.
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post 1541764361 01-25-2018, 01:13 AM
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Originally Posted By AdikinBawls
Asketh and I shall provideth.

The worst beta torture I've ever seen came a few years ago with a friend I worked with. Dude was 20 years old and trying to get with an immature 17 year old 6/10 sloot (who was still a bit out of his league, he's not very attractive). We worked in a pharmacy at a grocery store, the girl was just a cashier. First day I started working there, he was telling me how he was talking her up, gonna get her, blah blah blah. One of those guys. A week later, I went through her line and somebody had apparently told her I was fluent in French and Portuguese. She chatted me up in line, basically told me to my face that she wanted my D.

So I went back after my break and asked him if he'd gotten her yet. He said no, but that he was getting close. I thought "wut the fack."

Found out my friend was doing everything for her. Buying her and her friends weed, buying her booze, buying dinner for her, etc. Here's the kicker: he rented an apartment with another dude nearby (close to his uni), and he'd give her his keys if she got off work before him so she could chill there and they could hang out together after. But she was telling him that she'd been really hurt by the last guy she dated and wasn't interested in anything with him yet. He ate it right up like a good beta.

One day I noticed she was talking to some Chad who worked up front as a bagger. Later that day, when my friend was talking to her while they were on break, Chad walked up, said something to her, and she just upped and ditched my friend in favor of Chad. Right to his damn face. My friend stood there with this goofy smile. I asked him about it and he said "That's her best work friend." I almost couldn't believe the delusion.

A week later, my friend found out she'd taken his key and gone to his house and phucked Chad on HIS BED. He called her out on it like a little ****, and she sent him a text that said (I remember basically word for word because he showed me):

"All I cared about was your attention and the free chit you were giving me. I'll never be attracted to you. You look like a phucking hamster."

I actually gave her respect for that burn because he does look like a hamster.

Story doesn't end here either. Chad ended up being a player (imagine that) and broke up with her a month or so later. Who's the first guy she messages? My beta friend. How long does it take him to answer? Seconds. How long until he was comforting her and giving her free chit again? Hours. Did he phuck her? No.

A few days later I walked past her register and she told me she missed me so much, which was kinda stupid because I almost never talked to the sloot. Do you think I was a good friend and ignored her?

Because I didn't. I raw-dogged that sweet 17 year old poos.

And to make everything more hilarious, he provided the weed we smoked the night we smashed. And was texting/calling her while I was pounding it. At one point she was like "ugh, I think he looks like a hamster" and I was like "yeah, I know."

Then she ghosted him again. Did he get the hint? No. He continued to try to "win her back" (his words, yes he's that oblivious) for like another 6 months (my thing with her was a ONS that he never knew about until much later).

**Jesus Christ that ended up being way longer than I thought. I still tell people this story, so it's fresh in my head.
This story is so awesome brah LOL. I'd rep you but I got the "spread reputation around before you give it" message.
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post 1541771321 01-25-2018, 04:52 AM
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Originally Posted By DGen94
youre a ******* just like your friend..i would never do that to a "friend"
I eventually told him the truth and apologized. He was cool with it. And he still continued to pursue her even after this (didn't know he provided her weed until we were hanging out).

Not sure why you cweers expect me to forgo a night of fun just to cater to my beta friend who was chasing a girl who'd already told him he looks like a phucking hamster, used him, and dropped him for another guy, and me knowing 100% that other guys will get her if I don't and my friend NEVER will? That's not being a good friend, that's being a beotch.

If anything I'm a phucking great friend because I showed him how it's done and taught him a lesson lol.
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post 1541771361 01-25-2018, 04:53 AM
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Originally Posted By 3Reich
This story is so awesome brah LOL. I'd rep you but I got the "spread reputation around before you give it" message.
fuark brah you mean he has to miss out on all your reps?
post 1541771941 01-25-2018, 05:08 AM
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Originally Posted By AdikinBawls
I eventually told him the truth and apologized. He was cool with it. And he still continued to pursue her even after this (didn't know he provided her weed until we were hanging out).

Not sure why you cweers expect me to forgo a night of fun just to cater to my beta friend who was chasing a girl who'd already told him he looks like a phucking hamster, used him, and dropped him for another guy, and me knowing 100% that other guys will get her if I don't and my friend NEVER will? That's not being a good friend, that's being a beotch.

If anything I'm a phucking great friend because I showed him how it's done and taught him a lesson lol.
Nah, it shows how desperate you are for pussy (17 years old pussy). There are thousands of girls in your town and you choose the one your friend likes? Your friend is a tool and you're a *******, perfect friendship. I hope the girl gave u aids so u can give it to ur friend when u **** him in the ass *******.
post 1541772701 01-25-2018, 05:29 AM
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Originally Posted By JamesLeCouf
Nah, it shows how desperate you are for pussy (17 years old pussy). There are thousands of girls in your town and you choose the one your friend likes? Your friend is a tool and you're a *******, perfect friendship. I hope the girl gave u aids so u can give it to ur friend when u **** him in the ass *******.
The town barely has thousands of people, and I didn't choose anything, *******.
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post 1541774711 01-25-2018, 06:17 AM
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Originally Posted By AdikinBawls
The town barely has thousands of people, and I didn't choose anything, *******.
It’s ****ed up that you did that to a friend dude. If a friend of mine banged a girl he knew I really liked I would consider that to be the absolute ****tiest thing he could possibly do to me. How desperate can you possibly be to have sex with a slut one time?

And your friend is not only beta, he is plain stupid and naive.
post 1541782091 01-25-2018, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted By AdikinBawls
I eventually told him the truth and apologized. He was cool with it. And he still continued to pursue her even after this (didn't know he provided her weed until we were hanging out).

Not sure why you cweers expect me to forgo a night of fun just to cater to my beta friend who was chasing a girl who'd already told him he looks like a phucking hamster, used him, and dropped him for another guy, and me knowing 100% that other guys will get her if I don't and my friend NEVER will? That's not being a good friend, that's being a beotch.

If anything I'm a phucking great friend because I showed him how it's done and taught him a lesson lol.
I agree.
He wasn't dating her or banging her.
He doesn't get to call dibs on a chick for months on end while not getting anywhere.

I've been in this situation before with a buddy who was dropping mad money on a chick from our social circle and doing chit for her on her house and getting nowhere.
I banged her after spending zero money on her because we were "friends" and not dating. lol.

That was the best thing I could of done for him.
yeah he was mad and confronted her and it went even more badly for him but he learned his lesson.
post 1541782791 01-25-2018, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted By needspace
It’s ****ed up that you did that to a friend dude. If a friend of mine banged a girl he knew I really liked I would consider that to be the absolute ****tiest thing he could possibly do to me. How desperate can you possibly be to have sex with a slut one time?

And your friend is not only beta, he is plain stupid and naive.
Are you in the habit of catching feels for sloots that string you around for months?

One of my closest friends banged a chick I was chasing for months long time ago.

You think I hated him after he told me?
nope.
She wasn't with me.
I never banged her either.

He did me a major favor.
Still friends with him over 20 yrs later.
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Originally Posted By NitrogenWidget
Are you in the habit of catching feels for sloots that string you around for months?

One of my closest friends banged a chick I was chasing for months long time ago.

You think I hated him after he told me?
nope.
She wasn't with me.
I never banged her either.

He did me a major favor.
Still friends with him over 20 yrs later.
I don't think I've ever been strung along by a girl. But if a friend of mine is in the process of trying to get with a girl, I wouldn't have hooked up with her even if he clearly wouldn't get her. If he's done trying and over her, sure. If she was stringing him along I would talk to him instead.
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Originally Posted By JamesLeCouf
Nah, it shows how desperate you are for pussy (17 years old pussy). There are thousands of girls in your town and you choose the one your friend likes? Your friend is a tool and you're a *******, perfect friendship. I hope the girl gave u aids so u can give it to ur friend when u **** him in the ass *******.
Lol
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Originally Posted By NitrogenWidget
Are you in the habit of catching feels for sloots that string you around for months?

One of my closest friends banged a chick I was chasing for months long time ago.

You think I hated him after he told me?
nope.
She wasn't with me.
I never banged her either.

He did me a major favor.
Still friends with him over 20 yrs later.
Jokes on you because he's probably been phucking your wife the entire time lmao.
post 1541803781 01-25-2018, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel
Jokes on you because he's probably been phucking your wife the entire time lmao.
Lmao...scum defending another scum smh
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