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Thread: Ever take a shit that felt short but ended up being a ft long?

post 10000031456 01-30-2026, 06:27 PM
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Ever take a shit that felt short but ended up being a ft long?

srs i couldnt even feel it slide out of my ass after a sec it felt like a short shit but i looked down and its a fucking anaconda
post 10000031460 01-30-2026, 06:30 PM
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Yes ,and I got another ft long free
post 10000031469 01-30-2026, 06:34 PM
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Sound like they fall right out of you eh?
post 10000031591 01-30-2026, 08:29 PM
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I have to take moralax everyday or I get constipated
post 10000031621 01-30-2026, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted By fate0311⏩
I have to take moralax everyday or I get constipated
Gross.
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post 10000031626 01-30-2026, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted By fate0311⏩
srs i couldnt even feel it slide out of my ass after a sec it felt like a short shit but i looked down and its a fucking anaconda
Maybe it was only short but was wearing a cock sleeve
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post 10000031627 01-30-2026, 09:14 PM
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That's from getting your bussy scretched
post 10000031858 01-31-2026, 03:36 AM
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I miss those long logs . A few years ago I was taking my morning dump and when I went to the shower my guts started gurgling. I though fk this ,I’m not going back to the toilet for a wet fart , so I squatted down and let er rip .
Well there was this torrent of chit blowing out of my butt , and I’m like wtf . Kept going for what seemed like forever , and I’m like this is going to be an issue to clean.
When everything settled down I stand up and look down only to see this 8 inch high pyramid of poop . I put my shower wand on jet thinking it would be easiest to hydraulic it down .
This shower has a grate , and srs I never knew how hard it is to get a huge mound of chit down those things. The first two thirds broke up pretty easy , but I learned your poop has different levels of consistency, as that last part took forever and you pretty much have no choice but to waffle stomp the bastard
Back with my Fam
post 10000031859 01-31-2026, 03:38 AM
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I’m shitting right now. It’s like 4am

The thing about them long snake turds is they never feel that big coming out
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post 10000031885 01-31-2026, 05:08 AM
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Thats from your arsehole being stretched out by BBC. You could use a telephone-pole for a thermometer and not feel it.
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post 10000031888 01-31-2026, 05:14 AM
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I don't like the opposite, where you feel like you need to squeeze out a monster, and it takes some effort to push out, but after looking in the bowl you only see a tiny pathetic nugget.
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post 10000031890 01-31-2026, 05:21 AM
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Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
I don't like the opposite, where you feel like you need to squeeze out a monster, and it takes some effort to push out, but after looking in the bowl you only see a tiny pathetic nugget.
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