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Thread: Just flipped my car in Newark
06-05-2026, 08:08 AM
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Just flipped my car in Newark
Was just whipping along on my way to work this morning. I drive, well drove, a sweet fukkin Lexus btw. Anyway, I go to take my exit and I notice this massive phaggot in my rearview mirror. He or she or whatever the fuck it is is clearly jacking off while its Tesla is going along in FSD mode.
I put my foot down to escape, but I was so distracted by the masturbating tranny that I lost it on the ramp and rolled the fucking thing. Total write off and my chipotle went everywhere too. Broke both my legs.
Midget curse must be real.
I put my foot down to escape, but I was so distracted by the masturbating tranny that I lost it on the ramp and rolled the fucking thing. Total write off and my chipotle went everywhere too. Broke both my legs.
Midget curse must be real.
*Always Pick 2 Crew*
*Cursed by a dwarf Crew*
*Jesus will save me Crew*
*Made a mod red once crew(SRS)*
06-05-2026, 08:08 AM
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06-05-2026, 08:12 AM
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