I'd just had father's day dinner with my HBB latina daughter (no pics, fuk off!) and we were about to get out of the parking lot when this homo in a rusted out phaggotmobile comes rolling along. Looks like the sort of 20-year-old shitbox poorcels get on finance and end up paying $600 a month on for 20 years.

Anyway, I was too busy thinking about how good the tacos I just had were and I t-boned the bitch. Got out of the car and pressed the manlet a little. I was mumbling some shit in Spanish, random stuff as I don't speak Spanish, but you could see the little cunt was intimidated. proobably thought I was in a cartel or something. I even said "u dontuh speakuh spanish?" for the lulz and he was like "s....sorry no."

Anyway, the pussy called the cops and like five of them showed up. We all had a good laugh about what a little bitch this guy was and the hispanic sgt told me he'd write up how I had right of way and the cunt just pulled out on me in the report.

Currently in the ER looking to log up some injuries and really take this homo's insurance to the cleaners. Expect to clear $40-60k on this one.

Gjdm

Heck yah

They gotta go back. It's time.