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post 10000231065 Yesterday, 04:48 PM
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Its 1 year into a post apocalypse world. How low are your standards for smashing?

Me?

Any woman skinny to slightly far would work. I could smash a 4/10 as long as the body is ok. Age limit would probably be 60. Srs. I could probably get over saggy skin.

Anything but obese. Don't think I can smash anything obese. I'd assume this would no longer be a problem later down the line with food becoming scarce
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What kind of apocalypse? We fucking zombies or what?
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Bru I’m smashing 4/10s and grannies in a pre apocalypse world.

Zombies don’t have rights. They getting penetrated against their will.

Would rather die than a fattie. Srs.
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Originally Posted By leoaa777⏩
What kind of apocalypse? We fucking zombies or what?
Post apocalypse meaning Zombie, infected, etc. dont matter. Humans just scattered and hiding, trying to survive.
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
Zombie, vampire, werewolf, dont matter. Humans just scattered and hiding, trying to survive.
Oh we banging humans? I went the other way on that one. Woodbury a hot vamp
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
Bru I’m smashing 4/10s and grannies in a pre apocalypse world.

Zombies don’t have rights. They getting penetrated against their will.

Would rather die than a fattie. Srs.
Just follow Islandboyo's cheat code for life and start banging twinks. He says its not gay.
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
Me?

Any woman skinny to slightly far would work. I could smash a 4/10 as long as the body is ok. Age limit would probably be 60. Srs. I could probably get over saggy skin.

Anything but obese. Don't think I can smash anything obese. I'd assume this would no longer be a problem later down the line with food becoming scarce
If society did collapse I doubt many obese people would make it. They'd probably die of thirst or just get eaten by some animal or other.

You're probably in good shape or at least a productive member of a reasonable sized group if you're still around after 12 months. Mind, any half decent sloot probably belongs to some warlord or other at that point so good luck.
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Lower than you think (srs).

I knew a guy who hiked the Appalachian trail many years ago. Apparently it was pretty secluded but he’d pass a couple people every day doing the same hike. He told me after only a few weeks in the wilderness, he would get uncontrollably horny talking to even the dirtiest, hairiest, unkempt older women and had to fap in his tent to keep it under control.
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