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post 10000232613 Yesterday, 07:30 PM
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What’s your opener on Hinge?

What’s your go to to get these dumb broads sucking your cock after one or two messages?
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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post 10000232614 Yesterday, 07:32 PM
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Eggplant emoji and winkie face.


None of those sluts deserve more than that.


Surprisingly effective.
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post 10000232615 Yesterday, 07:32 PM
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"Hey how you doin"

Not srs. Nothing works after a certain point
post 10000232626 Yesterday, 07:37 PM
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Wassup my lil croissant
post 10000232628 Yesterday, 07:38 PM
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Haven't used that shite in years
post 10000232631 Yesterday, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted By GaryRidgway⏩
Haven't used that shite in years
Thinking I might hit them with this.

Thoughts?

Look here you silly broad. I have a fukkin mad crush on you, and i think we need to get together asap. SRS I've felt like this for a while, I'm not surprised you never noticed, you're too busy doing your fukkin hair and make up, listening to kesha and shit. hit me back when yo get this and let me know what you think. peace
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
-SoutheastBeast1
post 10000232632 Yesterday, 07:39 PM
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"Nice tits. Fancy a fuck?"

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post 10000232634 Yesterday, 07:41 PM
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Last time I used hinge was nearly 2 years ago. I would just make a comment about a picture in their profile. I felt so lame doing it, but it got the most responses.

Back in the day on tinder a decade ago you could just say "hi" and they would chat with you and it would be fun. idk wtf happened
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post 10000232635 Yesterday, 07:41 PM
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Never used a dating app and have a long list of females waiting for their chance
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post 10000232636 Yesterday, 07:41 PM
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Hinge? Stop chasing girls on hinge. Just go out to the bar and get numbers already
post 10000232639 Yesterday, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Thinking I might hit them with this.

Thoughts?

Look here you silly broad. I have a fukkin mad crush on you, and i think we need to get together asap. SRS I've felt like this for a while, I'm not surprised you never noticed, you're too busy doing your fukkin hair and make up, listening to kesha and shit. hit me back when yo get this and let me know what you think. peace
Sounds good. Try it and report back.
post 10000232641 Yesterday, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Thinking I might hit them with this.

Thoughts?

Look here you silly broad. I have a fukkin mad crush on you, and i think we need to get together asap. SRS I've felt like this for a while, I'm not surprised you never noticed, you're too busy doing your fukkin hair and make up, listening to kesha and shit. hit me back when yo get this and let me know what you think. peace
If not that then maybe this


Ok so its 2am. AND I FREAKING MISS YOU! you are so beautiful in so many ways :). Your cuteness is unbielevable :) there is so much I love about you. Your smile is so amazing, that when I see it I just forget about all the bad stuff that has ever happened in my life an just think about how lucky I am :) baby, you have a perfect personality for me
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
-SoutheastBeast1
post 10000232649 Yesterday, 07:54 PM
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but who was matches ?
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post 10000232653 Yesterday, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Hinge? Stop chasing girls on hinge. Just go out to the bar and get numbers already
doing it solo, also dark skin in a dark environment( might be a prob for you),

dont see how i wont fail
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post 10000232657 Yesterday, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted By AllLifter⏩
but who was matches ?
With a face like yours, you'll never know.
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post 10000232664 Yesterday, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted By AllLifter⏩
but who was matches ?
Sent what I posted to Gary up above



"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
-SoutheastBeast1
post 10000232676 Yesterday, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Sent what I posted to Gary up above




she kind of reminds me of that jewess(but she had curly hair) , Ibby, got with at the end of the old misc.

hell of a forehead but she cute. perfect body.

good for u
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post 10000232677 Yesterday, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted By AllLifter⏩
but who was matches ?
Lol, stop letting these fucks get in your head. You should use Hinge, but stop thinking you're some untouchable caste. You're fucking jacked man, some sloot will want to put your penis in her mouth.
post 10000232679 Yesterday, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
Lol, stop letting these fucks get i your head. You shout uld use Hinge, but stop thinking you're some untouchable caste. You're fucking jacked man, some sloot will want to put your penis in her mouth.
will report back

thanks for the reassurance
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post 10000232692 Yesterday, 08:14 PM
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Good luck AllLifter. We believe in you bro. It's time we supported each other on this site (srs)
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
-SoutheastBeast1
post 10000232756 Yesterday, 08:56 PM
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head?
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If you're attractive any line will work. If you're ugly no line will work.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000232787 Yesterday, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
If you're attractive any line will work. If you're ugly no line will work.
Sorry nothing works for you

:(
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
-SoutheastBeast1
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Sorry nothing works for you

:(
I'm married.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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I've had a crush on you for years
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
If you're attractive any line will work. If you're ugly no line will work.
Well, if you've ever seen the original animated 'Beauty and the Beast', there may be hope, yet

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Originally Posted By LDARidonot⏩
Well, if you've ever seen the original animated 'Beauty and the Beast', there may be hope, yet


The beast is 7ft tall and a multimillionaire prince.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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Big success using this:


Like I said...You have the lower body and you have no upper body, you got a problem building...wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have the upper...you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it is easier to build. So if you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, it is easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem building the lower body... No, you don't understand. You have the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up- legs on the bottom, it is easier to build on the top, so you don't have much as a problem. Yeah.
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post 10000232827 Yesterday, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
The beast is 7ft tall and a multimillionaire prince.
Yea, but his castle is wrecked. He was made into a beast. He's an asshole. She doesn't know.
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Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your star, your perfect font, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.

I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably dont get any of these types of messages/posts on Hinge and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.
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