Thread: Who's the biggest asshole you've ever met IRL SRS
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Who's the biggest asshole you've ever met IRL
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5 hours ago, 10:30 AM
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My dad srs lol
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So I have this thing where I just don't care. So anyone who I have an interaction where they act like a jackass, I simply scrub it from my mind as soon as that interaction is done. So no one.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
5 hours ago, 10:33 AM
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Probably my bitch of a mother. I fucking hate that bitch.
-germ theory is 100% fake
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5 hours ago, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted By MarioMiami305⏩
Do you hate her because even well past middle age she's still more attractive than you?
Probably my bitch of a mother. I fucking hate that bitch.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
5 hours ago, 10:38 AM
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A tie between about a dozen car salesmen.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Do you hate her because even well past middle age she's still more attractive than you?

-germ theory is 100% fake
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-no alcohol crew
-moisturize with butter and wash face with milk crew
5 hours ago, 10:41 AM
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One of my old friends has a "mentor" who is this gay old black guy, and he's just a total piece of shit. Having aggressive outbursts, causing drama in times where it's completely unwanted by anybody, always drawing attention to himself, always setting up situations where he can scam everybody around him. Like just literally the worst person I've ever met, and had to actually go no contact with one of my best friends because I couldn't stant even interacting with my friend anymore because I could tell this old dude's behavior was rubbing off on my friend when he wasn't even around.
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I used to get picked on by this guy 3 years older than me. Just verbally. But yeah he was a pain in the ass and i never got my get back.
If i ever get terminal cancer, ill hunt him down.
If i ever get terminal cancer, ill hunt him down.
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5 hours ago, 10:54 AM
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I am the biggest the asshole I have ever met.
That is on purpose and took significant work to achieve.
That is on purpose and took significant work to achieve.
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“
PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
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Maybe me, I used to pick on this Fingolian three years younger than me. One day I just got bored and focused on the others I was bullying
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my old fat boomer weld shop foreman. had a fat black GF with kids that he took on the role of raising and he was one sad sour dude. a total pussy. but he hated life and wanted others to feel the same. guy use to show up to work with black eyes we suspect his black baboon wife was beating him bc he is a pussy coward. i didnt even put 2 weeks in the way i quit was i just had enough then i fucking raged at him and at the time i was a big dude jacked on steroids and he was scared shitless behind his office desk i almost flew over the desk or hurled something at him, up until that point he had only seen the calm version of me, so was probably thrown off. but i decided to grab my tools and leave for good. when i shut his office door (it was a shitty construction site trailer) i slammed it so hard i broke the casing on it. got my shit. fucking peeled ass out of the dirt parking lot and never looked back. best choice i ever made bc id still be slaving at that shitty shop. even the top guys there for 10+ years were only making 22-28$ CDN a hour total rip off.
When he regains consciousness, double the voltage.
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Originally Posted By SAND⏩
LOL! We have the sneaking suspicion that a couple of Miscers might have the ghey.
IS the biggest asshole, or HAS the biggest asshole?
4 hours ago, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted By MarioMiami305⏩
I look pretty good. Do you hate me too because I don't look like a weathered tranny?When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
bruh u have the classic top of a n64 cartridge hairline lolol
I look pretty good. Do you hate me too because I don't look like a weathered tranny?
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
Gerald mogs you
I am the biggest the asshole I have ever met.
That is on purpose and took significant work to achieve.
That is on purpose and took significant work to achieve.
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Originally Posted By Basedbabyy⏩
Never heard of her.
Gerald mogs you
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“
PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
3 hours ago, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
That's my natural hairline.
bruh u have the classic top of a n64 cartridge hairline lolol
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
It's better than being bald.
That’s vintage bro
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
1 hour ago, 02:50 PM
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1 hour ago, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
LOL I can get a 6 page back and forth with you just by calling you fat. :)
So I have this thing where I just don't care. So anyone who I have an interaction where they act like a jackass, I simply scrub it from my mind as soon as that interaction is done. So no one.
1 hour ago, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted By gtg⏩
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
ive seen my dad rage at a handicapped home depot worker. the man couldnt speak properly cuz he had a hole in his neck and had to speak thru some device thing. but we were slowly communicating to find the paint that i was looking for. then my dad comes in and just starts unleashing demons onto this poor man
My dad srs lol
i always knew he was a pos but that one shook me. when we got back to the car, he acted like nothing ever happened
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