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2 days ago, 08:43 AM
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- piramparam
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Come look at this penis enlargement subreddit (lahipster stay out)(majortendonitis gtfih)
https://www.reddit.com/r/gettingbigger/s/YbGJyvFrx2
These guys are posting proof of their gains.
There was a miscer once named multipplemiggs. He had a 11inch wang from doing this stuff.
I never got into it because he used to literally hang weights off his dick.
Thats uncomfortable and seemed like way too much of a hassle.
But i come to found out these guys do manual stretches by hand.
And it makes sense because your strength in your arm is way more than a fucking 10lb weight.
These guys are adding a inch or two in like a year of just stretching their dong by hand.
These guys are posting proof of their gains.
There was a miscer once named multipplemiggs. He had a 11inch wang from doing this stuff.
I never got into it because he used to literally hang weights off his dick.
Thats uncomfortable and seemed like way too much of a hassle.
But i come to found out these guys do manual stretches by hand.
And it makes sense because your strength in your arm is way more than a fucking 10lb weight.
These guys are adding a inch or two in like a year of just stretching their dong by hand.
1096 ng/dl
2 days ago, 08:46 AM
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2 days ago, 08:58 AM
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#3
- piramparam
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- piramparam
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
Every single one of you guys are gonna click that link
penor thread
reddit link
careful bro, this could result in 100% neg strength
reddit link
careful bro, this could result in 100% neg strength
1096 ng/dl
2 days ago, 09:12 AM
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#4
2 days ago, 11:34 AM
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#5
- LAHipster1
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u are the most insecure miscer and that says a lot
when u made ur first thread complaining about ur flaccid size i knew u wouldn't be able to let it go srs
son wtf are we doing here and who are u trying to impress ?
women don't care about flaccid size wtf and also how often do women really work with flaccid penises not very often especially if she's with a younger man like u
son be honest, are u often flaccid around women ? is that why u focus on this topic
perhaps the issue is sexual rather than physical and u owe it to urself to be truthful it's 2026 nobody cares either way but stop pulling ur dick before u hurt urself trying to gain inches nobody cares about
when u made ur first thread complaining about ur flaccid size i knew u wouldn't be able to let it go srs
son wtf are we doing here and who are u trying to impress ?
women don't care about flaccid size wtf and also how often do women really work with flaccid penises not very often especially if she's with a younger man like u
son be honest, are u often flaccid around women ? is that why u focus on this topic
perhaps the issue is sexual rather than physical and u owe it to urself to be truthful it's 2026 nobody cares either way but stop pulling ur dick before u hurt urself trying to gain inches nobody cares about
I put effort in all my threads srs
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2 days ago, 11:36 AM
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#6
2 days ago, 11:44 AM
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#7
- hairislife
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- hairislife
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Tldr. Do you think penis enlargement works?
2 days ago, 11:45 AM
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#8
- piramparam
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- piramparam
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Originally Posted By LAHipster1⏩
Youre just mad because me and clavicular are stretching our dicks while you wasted your time with your regular non stretched dick
u are the most insecure miscer and that says a lot
when u made ur first thread complaining about ur flaccid size i knew u wouldn't be able to let it go srs
son wtf are we doing here and who are u trying to impress ?
women don't care about flaccid size wtf and also how often do women really work with flaccid penises not very often especially if she's with a younger man like u
son be honest, are u often flaccid around women ? is that why u focus on this topic
perhaps the issue is sexual rather than physical and u owe it to urself to be truthful it's 2026 nobody cares either way but stop pulling ur dick before u hurt urself trying to gain inches nobody cares about
when u made ur first thread complaining about ur flaccid size i knew u wouldn't be able to let it go srs
son wtf are we doing here and who are u trying to impress ?
women don't care about flaccid size wtf and also how often do women really work with flaccid penises not very often especially if she's with a younger man like u
son be honest, are u often flaccid around women ? is that why u focus on this topic
perhaps the issue is sexual rather than physical and u owe it to urself to be truthful it's 2026 nobody cares either way but stop pulling ur dick before u hurt urself trying to gain inches nobody cares about
1096 ng/dl
2 days ago, 11:46 AM
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#9
- LAHipster1
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- LAHipster1
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Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
ur supposed to stretch pussies not dicks son
Youre just mad because me and clavicular are stretching our dicks while you waster your time with your regular non stretched dick
but u do u
I put effort in all my threads srs
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always rep back crew
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2 days ago, 12:37 PM
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2 days ago, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted By gooser⏩
the title makes it sound like you're playing in an orchestra
Rena Malik, damn, she went to the next high school over from me. Didnt know her that well but would occasionally see her at house parties.
the title makes it sound like you're playing in an orchestra
Now shes a youtube sex doctor LMAO.
What a world.
2 days ago, 01:39 PM
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- MajorTendonitis
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Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
lmao , I couldn’t even grab it to stretch max it if I wanted to . Maybe if I lose another 50 lbs and it’s not an inny anymore srs
https://www.reddit.com/r/gettingbigger/s/YbGJyvFrx2
These guys are posting proof of their gains.
There was a miscer once named multipplemiggs. He had a 11inch wang from doing this stuff.
I never got into it because he used to literally hang weights off his dick.
Thats uncomfortable and seemed like way too much of a hassle.
But i come to found out these guys do manual stretches by hand.
And it makes sense because your strength in your arm is way more than a fucking 10lb weight.
These guys are adding a inch or two in like a year of just stretching their dong by hand.
These guys are posting proof of their gains.
There was a miscer once named multipplemiggs. He had a 11inch wang from doing this stuff.
I never got into it because he used to literally hang weights off his dick.
Thats uncomfortable and seemed like way too much of a hassle.
But i come to found out these guys do manual stretches by hand.
And it makes sense because your strength in your arm is way more than a fucking 10lb weight.
These guys are adding a inch or two in like a year of just stretching their dong by hand.
Back with my Fam
2 days ago, 08:38 PM
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#13
- piramparam
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- piramparam
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Originally Posted By SAND⏩
Sloots gon sloot
Rena Malik, damn, she went to the next high school over from me. Didnt know her that well but would occasionally see her at house parties.
Now shes a youtube sex doctor LMAO.
What a world.
Now shes a youtube sex doctor LMAO.
What a world.
1096 ng/dl
2 days ago, 08:38 PM
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#14
- piramparam
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- piramparam
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Fuark boyo
lmao , I couldn’t even grab it to stretch max it if I wanted to . Maybe if I lose another 50 lbs and it’s not an inny anymore srs
1096 ng/dl
2 days ago, 09:08 PM
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- Godfrd824
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Those posts always sound like they're all in on the joke. Like the Landover Baptist forums. There is no way to make your dick grow. Deal with it.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
2 days ago, 09:24 PM
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#16
- ShakeBrah
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If this stupid chit even works, you’re gonna mess your dink up and make it useless. Brb looks longer but even less pleasurable for you and women
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2 days ago, 09:52 PM
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- MajorTendonitis
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Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
Yes it’s very unsettling. To make matters worse I’m the world record holder for the worlds smallest penor atm. Some guy went on tv and claimed he had .38 inch , and I’m like .25 fully erect.
Fuark boyo
My concern is if I lose a lot of weight it may come out again and I’ll lose the title srs. It’s nice being number one in the world at something, even if it’s very unsettling
Back with my Fam
2 days ago, 10:21 PM
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#18
- piramparam
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- piramparam
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
U should go public about it. Theres some crazy sloots out there with fetishes youd have your mailbox blowup. Maybe get to do some porn with bonnie blue
Yes it’s very unsettling. To make matters worse I’m the world record holder for the worlds smallest penor atm. Some guy went on tv and claimed he had .38 inch , and I’m like .25 fully erect.
My concern is if I lose a lot of weight it may come out again and I’ll lose the title srs. It’s nice being number one in the world at something, even if it’s very unsettling
My concern is if I lose a lot of weight it may come out again and I’ll lose the title srs. It’s nice being number one in the world at something, even if it’s very unsettling
Super ded fuggyn syrius
1096 ng/dl
2 days ago, 10:29 PM
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- MajorTendonitis
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Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
That’s a hard pass lol , but Bonnie may treat it as a challenge . Probably generate a lot of views for her and get Misc on tv
U should go public about it. Theres some crazy sloots out there with fetishes youd have your mailbox blowup. Maybe get to do some porn with bonnie blue
Super ded fuggyn syrius
Super ded fuggyn syrius
Back with my Fam
2 days ago, 10:34 PM
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#20
- LargePeter
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Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
Hold record for smallest micro
U should go public about it. Theres some crazy sloots out there with fetishes youd have your mailbox blowup. Maybe get to do some porn with bonnie blue
Super ded fuggyn syrius
Super ded fuggyn syrius
Bonnie Blue shows up
She sneezes and you've suddenly got gonorrhoea infected syphilis that was weaponised inside her body to spread via breath
Go to doc to complain of itchy, pussy dink
He can't find it and says fuck off idiot
Die slowly of an itchy micro and syphilitic brain rot
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2 days ago, 11:10 PM
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I been telling you phaggots for years man that shit works. There's a reason why there's entire communities and forums dedicated to jelqing and PE. It's tedious af though and you gotta be consistent and careful. The good thing about it though is the gains stay. I haven't done that sht in years and I still wield a 7 x 5.5 inch warrior of valor.
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2 days ago, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
Lmfao . This is why I Misc
Hold record for smallest micro
Bonnie Blue shows up
She sneezes and you've suddenly got gonorrhoea infected syphilis that was weaponised inside her body to spread via breath
Go to doc to complain of itchy, pussy dink
He can't find it and says fuck off idiot
Die slowly of an itchy micro and syphilitic brain rot
Bonnie Blue shows up
She sneezes and you've suddenly got gonorrhoea infected syphilis that was weaponised inside her body to spread via breath
Go to doc to complain of itchy, pussy dink
He can't find it and says fuck off idiot
Die slowly of an itchy micro and syphilitic brain rot
Back with my Fam
2 days ago, 12:48 AM
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- r32gojirra
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
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Hold record for smallest micro
Bonnie Blue shows up
She sneezes and you've suddenly got gonorrhoea infected syphilis that was weaponised inside her body to spread via breath
Go to doc to complain of itchy, pussy dink
He can't find it and says fuck off idiot
Die slowly of an itchy micro and syphilitic brain rot
Bonnie Blue shows up
She sneezes and you've suddenly got gonorrhoea infected syphilis that was weaponised inside her body to spread via breath
Go to doc to complain of itchy, pussy dink
He can't find it and says fuck off idiot
Die slowly of an itchy micro and syphilitic brain rot
4. Profit!
2 days ago, 01:17 AM
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Posting in a "swole purple dicks" thread
2 days ago, 01:25 AM
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#25
- MajorTendonitis
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Ya but you guys are my fam and I know you guys keep it on the low low. Faurk , I couldn’t imagine the entire world knowing srs
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