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post 10000277247 Yesterday, 09:55 PM
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05:54 AM and I just realized my wife didn't come home last night

No messages no missed calls.

This seems kinda unusual.

Going back to bed and see if this shit will work itself out
post 10000277257 Yesterday, 10:11 PM
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wife
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post 10000277260 Yesterday, 10:17 PM
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Blacked.com ?
Back with my Fam
post 10000277265 Yesterday, 10:22 PM
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Posted at 11 at night…
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 10000277267 Yesterday, 10:25 PM
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probably with a big with bigger calves
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post 10000277296 Yesterday, 11:18 PM
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Sorry, my bad. I'll send her back soon.

After the first 2 inches her poosy felt brand new by the way.
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post 10000277346 Yesterday, 12:29 AM
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Dammit she's still alive, was kinda hoping tragedy had struck like in those crime documentaries.
post 10000277348 Yesterday, 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet
Posted at 11 at night…
Are you aware the earth is not flat?
post 10000277431 Yesterday, 04:31 AM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter
Sorry, my bad. I'll send her back soon.

After the first 2 inches her poosy felt brand new by the way.
Nah. She came straight over to mine after you were finished. I'm almost done with her though. Just one more visit (Jamal the giant) and she should be staggering back to OPs house.
Cook the man some eggs!
post 10000277495 Yesterday, 07:03 AM
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In for OP's 350th story thread for the month since he joined

post 10000277511 Yesterday, 07:27 AM
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Just go back to sleep, brah, I’m sure she’s fine.
post 10000277513 Yesterday, 07:34 AM
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I took her for a ride in my purple camaro. I don't remember what happened but I think I dropped her off somewhere
post 10000277522 Yesterday, 07:40 AM
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Annnnd This is why you never get married folks.
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post 10000277613 Yesterday, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted By maori-rap
Nah. She came straight over to mine after you were finished. I'm almost done with her though. Just one more visit (Jamal the giant) and she should be staggering back to OPs house.
You finally lost your virginity?
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post 10000277846 20 hours ago, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis
Blacked.com ?
they have sort of gone down in quality lately. still good but early days were goat
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