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post 1440932911 05-08-2016, 01:55 PM
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Whats the most cringiest chit you've ever done? (srs)(let it out)

I'll start, in high school I got rejected by this one girl and we followed each other on IG so I paid a super hot model $80 bucks to take a picture with me for IG to make it seem like I got the chicks

phucking cringy brah
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post 1440933081 05-08-2016, 01:56 PM
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ur not gonna finish telling ur story??

did it work?????
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post 1440933361 05-08-2016, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Mehhzyy
ur not gonna finish telling ur story??

did it work?????
A few people in class asked me who the chick was and I just sort of smirked like I was a baws, the girl who rejected me overheard it so felt good mane
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post 1440933751 05-08-2016, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted By ShreddedWolf
I'll start, in high school I got rejected by this one girl and we followed each other on IG so I paid a super hot model $80 bucks to take a picture with me for IG to make it seem like I got the chicks

phucking cringy brah
Actually sounds like a pretty viable plan, game-wise. Plenty of guys pay more than 80 bucks to get into them high school aged sugar walls.
post 1440933811 05-08-2016, 02:01 PM
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Link to IG pic?
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Originally Posted By Christopoll
Link to IG pic?
Deleted IG brah
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When I was 16 my first girlfriend dumped me out of nowhere and I was heartbroken. I wrote her a long ass letter telling how I would treat her better then anyone else if she gave me another chance and all kinds of other corny chit.

2 weeks later I found out she was going on her first vacation with friends/no parents. Saw vacation pics of her with random dudes on a beach. Sloots gonna sloot.
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tried to go nc on a sloot i worked with

she kept trying to talk to me in front of everyone. i wouldn't answer her and my other coworkers would be like "wtf is wrong with him"

cringe as fuk
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Originally Posted By ShreddedWolf
A few people in class asked me who the chick was and I just sort of smirked like I was a baws, the girl who rejected me overheard it so felt good mane
not as cringy as i thought
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1) When I was 19 I went to a strip club for the first time with friends. I liked it so much, I wanted to go the next day, but naturally the same friends did not want to go again so soon.

So I went alone the next day, and I brought a pen and pad of paper because I planned to act like I was there for research purposes, like I was a journalist or something.

The waitress at the strip club giggled when she saw me writing on my pad of paper instead of looking at the strippers, and she said "oh let me guess...you're a writer lol?"

I looked up at her and was like "UH YES AS A MATTER OF FACT I AM???!!!???!"

Aw fuk bye.

2) Some girl I really liked (she had zero interest in me) once gave me a sob story about how she had no idea how she was going to pay her rent. I offered to lend her the $300 she needed and she thanked me profusely. For a few months she never paid me back and we lost contact.

I found out years later she told a bunch of people that I paid her rent and she had some good lols over it.
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Originally Posted By BieberFeverBrah
When I was 19 I went to a strip club for the first time with friends. I liked it so much, I wanted to go the next day, but naturally the same friends did not want to go again so soon.

So I went alone the next day, and I brought a pen and pad of paper because I planned to act like I was there for research purposes, like I was a journalist or something.

The waitress at the strip club giggled when she saw me writing on my pad of paper instead of looking at the strippers, and she said "oh let me guess...you're a writer lol?"

I looked up at her and was like "UH YES AS A MATTER OF FACT I AM???!!!???!"

Aw fuk bye.
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Originally Posted By BieberFeverBrah
When I was 19 I went to a strip club for the first time with friends. I liked it so much, I wanted to go the next day, but naturally the same friends did not want to go again so soon.

So I went alone the next day, and I brought a pen and pad of paper because I planned to act like I was there for research purposes, like I was a journalist or something.

The waitress at the strip club giggled when she saw me writing on my pad of paper instead of looking at the strippers, and she said "oh let me guess...you're a writer lol?"

I looked up at her and was like "UH YES AS A MATTER OF FACT I AM???!!!???!"

Aw fuk bye.
holy phuck brah so cringy had to rep
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Originally Posted By KILLdante
tried to go nc on a sloot i worked with

she kept trying to talk to me in front of everyone. i wouldn't answer her and my other coworkers would be like "wtf is wrong with him"

cringe as fuk
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post 1440936671 05-08-2016, 02:19 PM
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I had a massive crush on a girl when i was 19. I was a fukking autistic potato (and still am) who didn't know how to ask girls out and would always stare at her. I had enough so on valentines day i bought her a card and wrote a poem inside which went something like

"Roses are red, violets are blue,
i think you're sexy and i like you.
you are a great mate
Is it too late to ask you out on a date?"

I sprayed the card and outer envelope with my cologne and slid it under her door, I never heard from her again lol.
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Originally Posted By sv722
I had a massive crush on a girl when i was 19. I was a fukking autistic potato (and still am) who didn't know how to ask girls out and would always stare at her. I had enough so on valentines day i bought her a card and wrote a poem inside which went something like

"Roses are red, violets are blue,
i think you're sexy and i like you.
you are a great mate
Is it too late to ask you out on a date?"

I sprayed the card and outer envelope with my cologne and slid it under her door, I never heard from her again lol.
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Originally Posted By ShreddedWolf
I'll start, in high school I got rejected by this one girl and we followed each other on IG so I paid a super hot model $80 bucks to take a picture with me for IG to make it seem like I got the chicks

phucking cringy brah
Did you profit from it in the long run? Getting bent out of shape like that because some chick rejected you is pretty beta though.

It can be a strategy, I did it by accident. In HS, no girls even really looked at me, but somehow I hooked up with one hot chick, who was a model, and had all these model friends. Started being seen around them a lot, friendzoned for the most part but didn't play it as such because I knew I didn't have a chance so I just treated them as friends. Suddenly all these other chicks started giving me the time of day, asking if I thought they were pretty, wanting to be seen with me too. Bishes are in competiton with each other, if they see a guy with a 9/10, even though he's a 5/10, they will seek his approval because if he dates 9/10's and they can get with them, they must be 9/10's as well.

My GF and I had a fight, she broke up with me. Went NC on me. That night I went to a bar and got a hot blonde bimbo with an amazing rack to take a pic with me. Straight up told her my ex dumped me and I wanted to make her jelly, she pushed her boobs on me and kissed my cheek for the pic, sent it to me girl, she was seriously rustled. She broke NC, Called me crying. She was mad, but I brought up that if she was so over me, why did she get mad.
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Originally Posted By sv722
I had a massive crush on a girl when i was 19. I was a fukking autistic potato (and still am) who didn't know how to ask girls out and would always stare at her. I had enough so on valentines day i bought her a card and wrote a poem inside which went something like

"Roses are red, violets are blue,
i think you're sexy and i like you.
you are a great mate
Is it too late to ask you out on a date?"

I sprayed the card and outer envelope with my cologne and slid it under her door, I never heard from her again lol.
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178
Did you profit from it in the long run? Getting bent out of shape like that because some chick rejected you is pretty beta though.

It can be a strategy, I did it by accident. In HS, no girls even really looked at me, but somehow I hooked up with one hot chick, who was a model, and had all these model friends. Started being seen around them a lot, friendzoned for the most part but didn't play it as such because I knew I didn't have a chance so I just treated them as friends. Suddenly all these other chicks started giving me the time of day, asking if I thought they were pretty, wanting to be seen with me too. Bishes are in competiton with each other, if they see a guy with a 9/10, even though he's a 5/10, they will seek his approval because if he dates 9/10's and they can get with them, they must be 9/10's as well.

My GF and I had a fight, she broke up with me. Went NC on me. That night I went to a bar and got a hot blonde bimbo with an amazing rack to take a pic with me. Straight up told her my ex dumped me and I wanted to make her jelly, she pushed her boobs on me and kissed my cheek for the pic, sent it to me girl, she was seriously rustled. She broke NC, Called me crying. She was mad, but I brought up that if she was so over me, why did she get mad.
It was only once and didn't really notice it except for my friends in HS asking me where I got the hot chick from, I agree though I'm sure it helps if you have a chit load of pics on your IG with girls
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178
Did you profit from it in the long run? Getting bent out of shape like that because some chick rejected you is pretty beta though.

It can be a strategy, I did it by accident. In HS, no girls even really looked at me, but somehow I hooked up with one hot chick, who was a model, and had all these model friends. Started being seen around them a lot, friendzoned for the most part but didn't play it as such because I knew I didn't have a chance so I just treated them as friends. Suddenly all these other chicks started giving me the time of day, asking if I thought they were pretty, wanting to be seen with me too. Bishes are in competiton with each other, if they see a guy with a 9/10, even though he's a 5/10, they will seek his approval because if he dates 9/10's and they can get with them, they must be 9/10's as well.

My GF and I had a fight, she broke up with me. Went NC on me. That night I went to a bar and got a hot blonde bimbo with an amazing rack to take a pic with me. Straight up told her my ex dumped me and I wanted to make her jelly, she pushed her boobs on me and kissed my cheek for the pic, sent it to me girl, she was seriously rustled. She broke NC, Called me crying. She was mad, but I brought up that if she was so over me, why did she get mad.
I also broke up with my GF about 3 weeks ago, because of our problems in relationship and I am meeting a hot chick tomorrow and maybe am going to post a pic on my IG for other sloots to see. Not to make my ex jealous but to get more sloots
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I trip in front of my crush and her friends, plus some dudes also trying to smash, all while acting a fool. Still smashed though, but she was having her sexual awakening in that time so lucky me, I guess.

One of my earlier sessions with sex I rubbed a girls lower abdomen thinking I was rubbing her clit. This went on for a while until she got fed up and moved my hand to her tit...
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Originally Posted By Searching4Truth
I rubbed a girls lower abdomen thinking I was rubbing her clit.
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Originally Posted By Searching4Truth
I trip in front of my crush and her friends, plus some dudes also trying to smash, all while acting a fool. Still smashed though, but she was having her sexual awakening in that time so lucky me, I guess.

One of my earlier sessions with sex I rubbed a girls lower abdomen thinking I was rubbing her clit. This went on for a while until she got fed up and moved my hand to her tit...
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