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post 1441055211 05-09-2016, 07:31 AM
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What's the creepiest thing you've ever done?

We had a thread about the cringiest... now let's hear all your creepy weird FA stories.

I'll go first...

Back in my first ever relationship, I broke up with my then girlfriend after 8 months because my mum didn't like her (srs). She would always go on about how much she hated her, hated her mum, hated where she lived, hated how she talked etc so to make my mum stfu I broke up with her.
Now here's the creepy bit.. (please forgive me, I was only 17) I tried to get her back after about a week realising I dun goofd, and she told me she'd think about it for a while. So I created a fakefemale******** profile complete with relationship status, 100 past pics (just googled scene girls to seem edgy and relate to her), school info etc and messaged my then ex gf trying to befriend her online and try convince her to give me another shot. I was pretty good I'll be honest, talked about girl ****, used a lot of !!! and x's and pretended to be super hyped about silly things like a girl would.
So I pretended that this profile I created was my best friend from high school and that I was distraught after the breakup and was just trying to bring us back together again.
I even went so far as to have a fake ******** chat conversation with myself just so I could copy and paste the conversation to my ex girlfriend from my fake profile and pretend I was giving inside information.
Felt like such a phucking creep while doing it because she completely opened up to her/ me about our relationship and it actually seemed to work. We got back together 2 weeks later and lasted another year and a half before she slooted anyway.

Was about to admit to her that the girl she befriended online who convinced her to get back with me was in fact me all along.. then she died of a drug overdose a few months ago. Funny how the world works.

Share your stories brahs

Cliffs:

- OP catfished his ex girlfriend in order to get back with him by pretending to be a female friend.
- it works, OP and girlfriend have wonderful relationship for a year and a half then girlfriend sloots
- 2 years go by and when OP goes to admit to ex gf that he catfished her to piss her off, she dies of drug overdose.
- Full fkn srs.
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Jesus phucking christ brah that's more than just a little creepy lmao, like you can't even make that chit up.

One time in year 8 I couldn't be bothered going to the boys toilets because they were always disgusting. Didn't feel like going for a swim and wading through a room full of piss so I snuck into the girls toilets to take a chit. Then some girls came in and started changing, (changeroom was right in front of the cubicles) so I had a whack while peaking through the cracks. Almost got caught leaving because as I walked out the bathroom door, this girl walking past turned back and did a double take clearly not remembering me walking past her, I was just there. She knew I'd come out of the girls toilets but I just 360 and walked away lmao
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post 1441056691 05-09-2016, 07:40 AM
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post 1441056891 05-09-2016, 07:41 AM
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post 1441057221 05-09-2016, 07:43 AM
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well i can't top the opie so i won't bother

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Originally Posted By JayHolly⏩
So I created a fakefemale******** profile complete with relationship status, 100 past pics (just googled scene girls to seem edgy and relate to her), school info etc and messaged my then ex gf trying to befriend her online and try convince her to give me another shot. I was pretty good I'll be honest, talked about girl ****, used a lot of !!! and x's and pretended to be super hyped about silly things like a girl would.
post 1441057371 05-09-2016, 07:44 AM
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When I was in year 7 some chick in my class threw a piece of scrunched paper on the floor. I picked it up and sniffed it. She and her friend saw it and started laughing.


Still don't know why I did that. My mind is like wtf right now. It's like I did it against my will. It happened so fast and after I sniffed the paper I had realised i did something really creepy and threw it at her. Pretty funny thinking about it though.

Would slap the fuk out of 12yr old me on that day.
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Originally Posted By Vulvarine⏩
well i can't top the opie so i won't bother

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game over man

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Originally Posted By Nestaaa⏩
When I was in year 7 some chick in my class threw a piece of scrunched paper on the floor. I picked it up and sniffed it. She and her friend saw it and started laughing.


Still don't know why I did that. My mind is like wtf right now. It's like I did it against my will. It happened so fast and after I sniffed the paper I had realised i did something really creepy and threw it at her. Pretty funny thinking about it though.

Would slap the fuk out of 12yr old me on that day.
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Originally Posted By Nestaaa⏩
When I was in year 7 some chick in my class threw a piece of scrunched paper on the floor. I picked it up and sniffed it. She and her friend saw it and started laughing.


Still don't know why I did that. My mind is like wtf right now. It's like I did it against my will. It happened so fast and after I sniffed the paper I had realised i did something really creepy and threw it at her. Pretty funny thinking about it though.

Would slap the fuk out of 12yr old me on that day.
Phuckin lmao

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will rep on r/c bruh

good story

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for me its probably writing not srs weird chit on the misc for the lulz man

and when i got locked out of my grandparents house when i was 12, couldnt comprehend knocking on the front door to get back inside idk so i went into the lane way on the side of the house and jacked off onto a plant.
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Listened to one of my work buddies bang this girl in a hotel hallway. She was moaning so loud that I heard it down the hallway and got a little closer to investigate. Was rock hard listening for a good 2-3 minutes before outta NOWHERE another co worker is like what the **** are u doing? I turn around and he's standing there in a towel (he just got out of the pool area which was right next to the door).

****er caught me red handed I was just like oh do you hear that? Haha didn't really know what to say but he probably thought I was the creepiest dude for doing that.
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Used to fusker noods from girls I knew on MySpace. If they posted pics with photobucket and also had noods on that account the fusker was pretty good at finding them unless they would give them unique names

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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
Listened to one of my work buddies bang this girl in a hotel hallway. She was moaning so loud that I heard it down the hallway and got a little closer to investigate. Was rock hard listening for a good 2-3 minutes before outta NOWHERE another co worker is like what the **** are u doing? I turn around and he's standing there in a towel (he just got out of the pool area which was right next to the door).

****er caught me red handed I was just like oh do you hear that? Haha didn't really know what to say but he probably thought I was the creepiest dude for doing that.
Wait were you jacking off or what?
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I don't have a sexual creepy story but once when I was a kid I woke up in the dead of night and sat up on my bed, and turned to the open closets. Everything was lit up by moonlight and I just kept staring into the closet for who knows how long. Eventually I went back to bed. Don't know what I was waiting for I why I did it.
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Originally Posted By bliggles5⏩
I don't have a sexual creepy story but once when I was a kid I woke up in the dead of night and sat up on my bed, and turned to the open closets. Everything was lit up by moonlight and I just kept staring into the closet for who knows how long. Eventually I went back to bed. Don't know what I was waiting for I why I did it.
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Had a w@nk with a buddies sisters Panties, wrapped my cawk in them and went to town, would also sniff them when I went over there.
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put my cawk into my teacher's mug, didnt realise there was still milk inside


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At this concert once and kept trying to chat up this cute kinda awkward girl lol.

She was kinda shy and not really into it, but her friend kept encouraging me.

Kinda felt like a creeper afterward, hope I didn't ruin her concert.
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Originally Posted By donsterza⏩
Had a w@nk with a buddies sisters Panties, wrapped my cawk in them and went to town, would also sniff them when I went over there.
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One of the guys I really liked had to sit next to me in Spanish. Every day I would offer him a drink of my soda in hopes that I could share his germs like some FA weirdo. One day, he took a drink and I grabbed the drink back and licked the rim of the can vigorously.

He bertstared the fuk out of me and never talked to me again. After that I would leave love notes in his locker for almost the entire year before he finally caught me putting them in. Again, I got bertstared hard. All of his friends teased him about it.

He ended up asking me to prom and flaking out on me later on down the road, going with another girl, instead, and leaving me to go solo.
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
One of the guys I really liked had to sit next to me in Spanish. Every day I would offer him a drink of my soda in hopes that I could share his germs like some FA weirdo. One day, he took a drink and I grabbed the drink back and licked the rim of the can vigorously.

He bertstared the fuk out of me and never talked to me again. After that I would leave love notes in his locker for almost the entire year before he finally caught me putting them in. Again, I got bertstared hard. All of his friends teased him about it.

He ended up asking me to prom and flaking out on me later on down the road, going with another girl, instead, and leaving me to go solo.
He wasn't ready for 6 feet a powa, haha crazy story.
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Originally Posted By Clydesdale1991⏩
He wasn't ready for 6 feet a powa, haha crazy story.
I wish that was the only reason he didn't like me.
I did so many weird things to that guy to try and get him to like me. I would spray my perfume on his locker in hopes that I could condition him to be used to my scent.


I didn't have any boyfriends in high school for pretty darn good reasons.
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
One of the guys I really liked had to sit next to me in Spanish. Every day I would offer him a drink of my soda in hopes that I could share his germs like some FA weirdo. One day, he took a drink and I grabbed the drink back and licked the rim of the can vigorously.

He bertstared the fuk out of me and never talked to me again. After that I would leave love notes in his locker for almost the entire year before he finally caught me putting them in. Again, I got bertstared hard. All of his friends teased him about it.

He ended up asking me to prom and flaking out on me later on down the road, going with another girl, instead, and leaving me to go solo.
well ill be damned. seems like we might have a legitimate female miscer


I was friendzoned by this chick who lived i my neighborhood, I would always go to her house and we'd chill and swim and chit, never made a move on her. Once day after swimming I snuck into her room and stole a pair of her worn panties, skid marks, vagine juice stains and all, and put em in my pocket. I had possibly the most satisfying fap sessions ever for a solid couple of months and I would wear them over my face. I think I still have them somewhere. I used to legit consider going out at night and watching her through her window, I was that infatuated with her.

the worst thing is I think she knew. she texted me the next day and asked if something was missing from her room. I said idk and she just changed the subject.
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