A day in the life of Iceman1800 by DiediedieIceman1800:

-Alarm goes off 5 AM sharp, I hum my favorite song for a bit before hitting the snooze
- Muster up the strength to roll off of my mattress, wince in pain and grab my back as I get up, yesterday was a long day at the factory
- Make my way to the bathroom, shudder as I glance into the mirror imgur.com/Lyvtry3 and quickly look away
- Lift up my chitter seat and piss away the beers I drank last night
-Head into my kitchen, open up my fridge and pull out some bologna and beer, whip up some mayonnaise on the bread and quickly wash it down with beer
-"Well, time fer werk"
- Open up the door to my trailer and jump down to my front lawn, head to my 1980 chevy pickup, start it 3 times before it's up and running, and I'm off
-Head into the factory, put cheese on bread for 4 hours, take a lunch break, put cheese on bread for another 6 hours
-Head out without saying a word to anyone, no one cares about me anyway
-Get back to the trailer, hop on bb.com and look for some damn trolls to ban
-Smile from ear to ear as I see some multi accounts I get to ban
-"Huhuhuh dey aint foolin me huhuhuhuh must think I stupid or sumthin"
-Check my user cp for replies to the female miscers I harass, no responses as usual
-Repeat for 6 more hours until my shift's up, get up, tell myself how valuable of a person I am for helping the misc absolutely WITH NO PAY
-Grab my seventh beer, head to my bathroom and take a chit, pass out with the beer in my hand
-Wake up at 10 PM sharp, head to the kitchen to whip up some bologna and mayonnaise
-Check the misc again and set the good ol alarm for 5AM sharp
-Repeat for the rest of my worthless life

Did you really waste time coming up with this? mirin butthurt

Join Date: 2016
Posts: 1
Reps: 0

this is going to end well.

I can almost taste the salt

I wonder if this is an alt account?

lmao

In.

Are you saying that Iceman works in a cheese sandwich factory?

negged

Bolony with butter, not mayo

Amazing how seriously people take the internet. I'd like top class scientists to do an MRI on your brain to see whats actually going on in there.

ill butter your bologne nayimsaying?

LMAO

Can imagine op getting mod negged, logging off, making this account, typing all that..linking that YouTube video, must've what? Spent at least 30 mins doing all this?

Don't walk away thinking you've got one up on Iceman, you think he gives a chit? If anything he's probably just laughing at you wasting your precious time, talk about maximum over rustle.

lold hard

This but also I must say, if someone's going to get butt hurt and make a whine thread on the misc, at least make it entertaining for the rest of us like this one.

slurppity slurp slurp slurp gulp gulp ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

lol

half of it must be true at least tho

lol'd irl at the username

I do wake up at 5am but we don't have shifts on here.

Lol wtf

Says the guy who got caught frauding about having a gf...oh the ironing.

Absolutely lost it lmao

Get off his dik. Tool

lol i bet this is actually mod's multi account to hype up the misc. Please responds, mods.

funny cuz it's true

Join date: Feb 2016
Posts: 2,943

Strong life.

Ya.. in his 3 months here he has almost posted as much as me in over 4 years.

that honestly sounds like a pretty chill life, srs

plus dat employee discount on cheese must be nice for making sandwiches at home

mirin