In line at trader joes. Some skinny f@get was about to go in line at the register next to the line I was in. I quickly assesed the sitch and saw that that line was moving quicker, much quicker. So I stepped in front of him. He goes "eh eh excuse me I I I I was in line" I literally just gave him an ice cold stare and then a chuckle, didnt budge. All the peasants were uncomfortable but I just maintained like a man. Got up to register paid and started walking out, slow as fuk, "mad dogging" him over my shoulder. He was shaking. Hehehe some cute little 16 year old bitch was staring at me and twirling her hair. I strutted out with a smirk.


Cliffs-

Man if you aint living like Footzy...you arent really living





Edit- lol this really happened a little bit ago lololol

Oh I forgot to add that as I was pulling out of parking lot, I saw the non-lifting f@get. I was on the cell yelling at some fool. I locked eyes with the miscer and started yelling even louder at the fool on the phone. Lolololol

Bump I cant stop loling