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post 1479655781 01-18-2017, 07:58 PM
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Help me reply to this tinder chick



Will rep
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post 1479655811 01-18-2017, 07:59 PM
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pics not picsing, chief
I got this
post 1479655941 01-18-2017, 07:59 PM
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can't see the pic, but usually just saying "anal?" results in me piitb
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post 1479656131 01-18-2017, 08:01 PM
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that pic is not pixilating for me
I fap to your avi
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post 1479656221 01-18-2017, 08:02 PM
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Damn she thats a legit 6/10 misc standards. Does she ride horses op?
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post 1479656331 01-18-2017, 08:04 PM
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Returning my new laptop tonight.....pixels are nonexistent.
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post 1479656631 01-18-2017, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted By swolefnatic⏩


Will rep
ask her if Blue Lives Matter?
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post 1479657081 01-18-2017, 08:10 PM
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sorry about that, fixed.
"It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience."

- Julius Caesar
post 1479657491 01-18-2017, 08:12 PM
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Lemme guess u asked for her number and she said 911 to be funny. If thats the case, she likes to olay games and doesnt know what she wants. Tread lightly cus she can be a headache.
B:300 S:405 D:485

2/5/17: The Crowning of King Brady.

"I have embraced my Autism. I am a proud Autist. I believe it endows me with special powers that are incomprehensible to pathetic normies like you. I would gladly sacrifice any chance at a normal life to benefit from the GIFT that is AUTISM."-Ausaric
post 1479658051 01-18-2017, 08:15 PM
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haha yeah pretty much
"It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience."

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post 1479658111 01-18-2017, 08:16 PM
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"yeah, dirty face. you ugly sloot"

and unmatch
fukn Brozart
I'm a hugger
post 1479658191 01-18-2017, 08:16 PM
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Tell her,"So what are we doing this weekend? I have some ideas, but I'll let you surprise me for our first date....
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"Oh you, ERMUHGAWD!"
post 1479658201 01-18-2017, 08:16 PM
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Ask her which police officer beat her face with a baton.
post 1479658361 01-18-2017, 08:17 PM
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'is it true asian girls are tighter'


will rep
post 1479658421 01-18-2017, 08:18 PM
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perfect, lets reschedule
post 1479658941 01-18-2017, 08:20 PM
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Hannah lets be real for a second Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.
Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.
Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.
You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.
I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.
Have a nice day.
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post 1479659781 01-18-2017, 08:27 PM
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You need to study up on my penal code.
I say good day to you, sir.
post 1479660061 01-18-2017, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted By YIAMSOMEBODY⏩
Tell her,"So what are we doing this weekend? I have some ideas, but I'll let you surprise me for our first date....
Lmfao I'm f*cking done

"It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience."

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post 1479660591 01-18-2017, 08:33 PM
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man idk why I find cop chicks so attractive... even a 6/10 turns into an 8/10 if she's a cop
fk ohp and calves *crew*
post 1479661061 01-18-2017, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted By swolefnatic⏩
Lmfao I'm f*cking done

We have someone resisting. Get the tazer
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post 1479661191 01-18-2017, 08:38 PM
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Tell her she's a dirty pig. Not in reference to police but because she's a dirty pig.
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post 1479661241 01-18-2017, 08:38 PM
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'Then why are you wasting my time?'
I got this
post 1479661341 01-18-2017, 08:39 PM
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you're pathetic OP...
never grovel for some ugly ass hoes number
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post 1479661461 01-18-2017, 08:41 PM
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"bitch you better listen to me, if you want to ride the pain train"
post 1479661581 01-18-2017, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted By swolefnatic⏩
Lmfao I'm f*cking done

http://i.imgur.com/n0AF272.png
fuark RIP black jesus

it was good while it lasted...
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post 1479661611 01-18-2017, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted By StainlesSon⏩
'Then why are you wasting my time?'
Would send this because of her **** attitude.
It's okay to be white
MFC #33
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post 1479661771 01-18-2017, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Dbowens⏩
you're pathetic OP...
never grovel for some ugly ass hoes number
i don't think I came off as desperate... w/e tho
"It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience."

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post 1479661931 01-18-2017, 08:44 PM
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She's wasting your time bro. Try to come up with some funny **** and if she still doesn't wanna meet up . Unmatch her
post 1479662011 01-18-2017, 08:45 PM
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just lol at trying so hard with that big nose 4/10. abort mission and go play hard to get with a girl who is worth the headache
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post 1479662291 01-18-2017, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted By swolefnatic⏩
Lmfao I'm f*cking done

Tell her,"Of course you did....you just haven't asked me yet. I'll say yes. And yes, I love roses....."

She obviously has a sense of humor, play along.
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