I had to order like 20 bags of peanut butter individual tubes last year for the month I was in county jail just to get some type of fat... But yeah it's finally took 5 individual county jails spread out over the course of 26 full years for me to figure this out.. Finally figured out their game plan last year.

They couldn't do the just regular thing of peanut butter because that would make it too easy to get fat...

It's purposely high carbs to cause huge weight reductions... Potatoes pretty much for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.. I'm like why the fuk am I eating potatoes for breakfast. This is bullshitt. Literally everything has high carbs.. Fruit, oats, and potatoes and low fat milk for every fukin meal.

This county wasn't as bad as the the 10 months I was in prison from 2010 till June 27th, 2011 though. My weight went from 230 LBS to 175 to 185 by the time I got out in that 10 months.. And yeah I was actually doing a tiny bit of commissary and doing my normal twice a week full body workout and sprints.....

What a joke. I mean at least give people the fukin option to buy the whole thing of regular peanut butter instead of making them pay like 1.30 for a simple little thing of peanut butter. Pissed me off... I had to fukin order like 25 to 35 of those little things just to get some fat...

Everything I eat is pretty much butter just like 2011.. Like I wasn't joking about that back then. I literally eat a ton of butter..

So if Layne Norton's not going to tell you what he's going to eat because it's top secret info and he's afraid you'll beat his records.. Then I will. Because i'm stronger than Layne at everything and hotter. And I run a faster 400...

I pretty much just eat steak, tons of whole milk, butter, cheese, and peanut butter.. Anything with a ton of fat in it.

Not on any. I think you're mistaken me for my incompetent 78 year old second cousin Noreen. She's on 31 different meds per day.. And she's incompetent as fuk. Pretty much has been incompetent since like 30 years old though.. So nothing new for her..

In 2012 she didn't even know how to turn the volume up on an Apple Smart phone or use a computer..I go Noreen now out of the two buttons up or down which one does she think the volume up is?? She literally still had to ask me which one the up one was. It's like anyone who's anyone knows that the top button on the side is for volume up.......

..Absolute zero street smarts.. Zero common sense.. Gets scammed by computer scam artists who charge her 199 dollars to place a virus on her computer and then charge her 199 to get it back off.. She's literally that stupid...She once told me they did a good job and got the virus off.. When it was something simple like %temp% cleanup....ETC.....

Among thousands of other incompetent incidents such as not knowing how to minimize or maximize a page.. Or double click an icon.. Tell her go to Google and type in on the search bar... Doesn't know where the fukin search bar is.. But you know she had 6 daughters ages 42 to 57 right now.. So her entire life has been pretty much laying eggs and then going back into the bedroom to watch HBO and Sex in the City and 6 feet under and other retarded shows... So I mean you want to talk about a crazy person.... She's the definition of paranoid schizo... She defines it and gives it meaning. Her 46 year old daughter Erin comes every day to her apt on the 9th floor of a senior high rise building where her dog pisses and shitts everywhere because she's too stupid to teach the dog to go outside, and brings her a briefcase filled with all of her meds....

Her own daughters had to cut her off from driving at like age 64 or something like that.. Whatever age she was in 2013... And they're all millionaires too... .Collective net worth of like 10 to 15 million...

Yet too stupid to help their own mother out or actually buy her something.. Meanwhile all she does is extract money from me and beg me for cash since like 2011....... .Cash of which I don't have to give her. And she literally looks like Big Bird on Sesame Street.

I told her to just wear a big bird mask on Halloween and go around begging for food like Zelenskyy begs us for cash everywhere and maybe she would have some fukin food in her refridgerator for once because she destroyed her husbands construction business through her excessive decoration spending habits where she's spent millions on pointless decorations and hoards them. And then he died of a fentanyl overdose on October 16th, 2016 and she literally is that stupid that she tried to sue the subvox company. So her entire life exists as collecting 2700 a month of social security benefits, only to waste it all on some pointless decoration that she doesn't need. Then she thinks she has like the style of some French interior designer or decorator.. Not to mention getting back to yeah her not having any actual cash leftover to buy fukin food for herself..... Then she scams me and tells me she'll pay me back the 360 I gave her one day to keep her dog and to prevent her from getting evicted.. Only to scam and lie to me and use her incompetence as a cover up. Such as oh she already paid me back, yet she only paid back 170 of the 360 and still owes me 190...Then she goes around her place setting little traps such as a broomstick by a painting so when the painting falls of the wall she tries to capitalize on it and blame me for it breaking which it actually fuckin didn't.. And tells me she needs 150 dollars on the spot.. Shit like that.. She's just a retard combined with some type of illogical, irrational, and schizo all in one.... And she's on an extremely high dose of morphine everyday.


And she owes me somewhere around 2500 dollars since 2011.. out there fukin pouring gas in her and her husband Johns car in 2012 and 2013 because she's too stupid to save any of her money and now it's somehow magically my fukin responsibility and not her millionaire daughters...

Damn reading all of this back has really made me realize just how incompetent she really is.. I told her she could never be in charge of a country or anything.. Or have any type of office position or anything anywhere due to her just being retarded.

Pics of Noreen?

Fuck, wood plow

You ever see those jailhouse burritos they make by crushing up Doritos and ramen noodles then adding hot water so it forms into a solid?