SRS: Who do you phaggots think/have been told you look like? #celeb #famous

3 days ago, 11:44 AM

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Who do you phaggots think/have been told you look like? #celeb #famous

EDIT: Whom not Who

I'm doing errands and just randomly thought of a femaloid I went out with over a decade ago (very classically pretty, Nordic background from where they settled in the US, dark brunette hair, light blue eyes, perfect ASS...sadly she was flat-chested but wanted to get them at the time) who told me....

suddenly (without premeditation)..."OMG! I know who you look like. Matthew McConaghey! And you even act like him!" (this was pre True Detective obviously). Unfortunately muh cursed-hairline could have added some fortification of her opinion but now I do think I look like him.

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3 days ago, 11:48 AM

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Used to get Tiger Woods all the time before I shaved my head and grew a beard

3 days ago, 11:48 AM

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Harambe

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3 days ago, 11:51 AM

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This girl I knew in high school thought I looked exactly like Jason Biggs. I never really saw it though, and no one else ever told me that.

3 days ago, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted By MetroBrah⏩

Used to get Tiger Woods all the time before I shaved my head and grew a beard

thats a good compliment. I remember I met a really pretty girl at a bar and she said she'd always had a thing for Tiger Woods. I am a golfcel but never thought of him for his looks but maybe compared to the average golfer he is handsome. Defo stands out.

I could go on though about his golf...ive long said he is the the greatest athlete in the history of all sports (whether or not golf is a sport or hobby though is debateable despite my love of golf). NO ONE has changed the sport so definitively and raised not only the bar but the wealth in the games.

PGA couldn't pay networks to play golf pre-tiger woods except really major events. now its any tournament weekly. NHL coincidentallly STILL can't pay to have their garbage game televised ..other than finals out of really obligation.

fun fact: avg tourney pays winner as much as Jack nicklaus won his entire career. even the junior PGA makes millionaires. pretty crazy.

3 days ago, 11:52 AM

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Vinny from Jersey Shore (ded fkin srs).

Also used to get Jon B when I had my hair buzzed.

3 days ago, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩

Vinny from Jersey Shore (ded fkin srs).

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3 days ago, 11:54 AM

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I get told I look like the bad guy from the first Den of Thieves movie.

Originally Posted By MetroBrah⏩

Used to get Tiger Woods all the time before I shaved my head and grew a beard

Nice

3 days ago, 11:54 AM

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Been told I look like Jeff Bezos on occasion . Was srs debating to call his team and see if he needs a stunt double . Probably pays well

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3 days ago, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩

Harambe

don't know if you are joking or not...but many people still have an emotional reaction to him. I know I do.

3 days ago, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted By AMOG⏩

don't know if you are joking or not...but many people still have an emotional reaction to him. I know I do.

Decide for yourself

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3 days ago, 12:10 PM

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Per grok when i put my pic in and asked top 4 celebrities...

Based on the facial features visible in your photo, I can give a look-alike comparison (not an identification). The strongest similarities come from your face shape, beard style, brow line, and overall rugged/outdoorsy appearance.
1. Josh Brolin (late 2010s style)

Strong square jaw and broad face.

Deep-set eyes and prominent brow.

Similar salt-and-pepper beard and masculine features.

Resembles the look he had around Sicario and Avengers: Infinity War.

2. Karl Urban (bearded period)

Similar eye shape and intense expression.

Comparable beard density and facial proportions.

Evokes his appearance in The Boys and some of his off-screen rugged styles.

3. Cole Hauser (Yellowstone era)

Very close in terms of facial structure and beard.

Shares the outdoorsman, tough-guy look.

Similar hairline and overall proportions.

4. Gerard Butler (bearded, mature look)

Broad nose and strong cheekbones.

Similar beard pattern and face width.

Reminiscent of his appearance in films such as Plane and Greenland.

Closest Match Ranking
🥇 Cole Hauser – strongest overall resemblance

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3 days ago, 12:12 PM

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I've gotten The Rock when I was in high school and rocked a buzz and was clean shaven

Recently, I've gotten:

Michael B Jordan
Caleb Williams
Larry Wheels
Andre Ward
Carlton Banks

3 days ago, 12:13 PM

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i used to get Taylor lautner but always wanted to look like ed cullen:(

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3 days ago, 12:14 PM

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I've gotten T.I. & Daddy Yankee comparisons before in high school

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3 days ago, 12:15 PM

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I've been told numerous times I look like Joan Jett. I can't see it but for some reason other's do.

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3 days ago, 12:21 PM

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The unearthed corpse of Joseph Merrick

3 days ago, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩

Decide for yourself

i wasn't joking tbh. You COULD indeed have a face to a small degree that looks like Harambe...for example.

3 days ago, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted By Mr_83⏩

The unearthed corpse of Joseph Merrick

Looking good goodlookingmisc

3 days ago, 01:39 PM

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No one in person. If they just see my face, Matt Bomer.

3 days ago, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted By AllLifter⏩

i used to get Taylor lautner but always wanted to look like ed cullen:(

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3 days ago, 01:46 PM

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In b4 everyone who has never uploaded a picture says something

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2 days ago, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted By BasedBagel⏩

aw fuk bye

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2 days ago, 04:47 PM

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Like RichStrong I also asked AI to tell me which celebrities I most resemble.

I used a shirtless mirror selfie which I typically just take for progress pics, but based on that picture I got:

Justin Theroux: You share a very similar strong jawline, brow shape, and intense expression. Your hairstyle is also quite similar to how he often wears his.

Hugh Jackman: Specifically during his "Wolverine" eras. The slightly spiky, textured hair combined with your highly muscular, athletic build gives off a very similar action-star vibe.

Frank Grillo: You share that rugged, tough-guy aesthetic. Like him, you have a very lean, muscular physique and strong, angular facial features.

Mark Wahlberg: There's a resemblance in your overall face shape and fitness level, particularly reminiscent of his roles where he maintains a very sculpted physique.

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