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post 10000255425 2 days ago, 06:55 PM
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I never served in the military.

Idk why people think I’m some commando or fed

I’m really just a drunk loser lost in the woods

Discuss
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post 10000255432 2 days ago, 06:56 PM
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I thought you were former Navy Seal/Commando/CIA/fed. I must've mistook you for @papi_chulo. srs
post 10000255434 2 days ago, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetHigh⏩
I thought you were former Navy Seal/Commando/CIA/fed. Must've mistook you for @papi_chulo.
Never once saw combat!
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post 10000255435 2 days ago, 06:57 PM
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thats exactly what they say in the movies, then they show up at your log cabin asking you to go one one last mission

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post 10000255436 2 days ago, 06:57 PM
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dont know why any one wuld serve now. old days it was understandable, but now every one knows u just fight for corporates and politics
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post 10000255439 2 days ago, 06:59 PM
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I just wanted to get that out of the way lol. The people who served are here and members, the people that are behind the scenes, folks like GI Godfred, what a great example of a superstar American. I mean, does it get any better than that m8s?
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post 10000255442 2 days ago, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
I’m really just a drunk loser lost in the woods

I believe you
post 10000255445 2 days ago, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Basedbabyy⏩
I believe you
Copy that brotha, we’re both losers out in this harsh world. I got your back brother, white, brotha
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post 10000255446 2 days ago, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Basedbabyy⏩
I believe you
I believe you believe what I also believe
post 10000255450 2 days ago, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Mr_83⏩
I believe you believe what I also believe
Holy fuck you’re still awake? It’s late here in N.S. much less the homeland
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post 10000255454 2 days ago, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
Holy fuck you’re still awake? It’s late here in N.S. much less the homeland
Hurry up and die chungus83
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post 10000255458 2 days ago, 07:07 PM
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lol at fighting under a sikh commander
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post 10000255463 2 days ago, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
Hurry up and die chungus83
I'm up now so i'm pulling the UK late night misc shift. I'm down to my last beer so will be logging off shortly sir
post 10000255466 2 days ago, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Mr_83⏩
I'm up now so i'm pulling the UK late night misc shift. I'm down to my last beer so will be logging off shortly sir
Glad to see you this late saar, with any luck you will be ables to see the mcgregor fight

Me, Gary, getter, Scott u know who, all of us getting busted rn.
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post 10000255472 2 days ago, 07:13 PM
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That is exactly what a covert commando fed would say
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

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post 10000255478 2 days ago, 07:16 PM
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Same brother. I was going to enlist and everything but I had that thing come up, you know. I swear I was on my way to the enrollment office
post 10000255484 2 days ago, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
That is exactly what a covert commando fed would say
Idk why but ever since newmisc stupid morons have called me a fed or military. I’m neither of those nor have I ever claimed them, I’ve joked, hinted sometimes, but that was just trolling or for laughs

It’s not real, I’m not a fed, I’m not military, or involved with any gov organization

Kinda annoys me how some retards think I’m a gov. Bruh I’m just a hillbilly in the woods
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post 10000255492 2 days ago, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
Idk why but ever since newmisc stupid morons have called me a fed or military. I’m neither of those nor have I ever claimed them, I’ve joked, hinted sometimes, but that was just trolling or for laughs

It’s not real, I’m not a fed, I’m not military, or involved with any gov organization

Kinda annoys me how some retards think I’m a gov. Bruh I’m just a hillbilly in the woods
I think the difference between a hillbilly in the woods and the individuals running the institution is much smaller than what you might think lol.
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

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post 10000255494 2 days ago, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
I think the difference between a hillbilly in the woods and the individuals running the institution is much smaller than what you might think lol.
Youu, u son of a bitch. We would get along great

Rock on brotha
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post 10000255495 2 days ago, 07:25 PM
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Just got finished touching myself. What did I miss?
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
Just got finished touching myself. What did I miss?
You missed the homogulf war, good thing bruh set it out. Ur old af breh. A vet
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Could have fooled me.
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We’ll form our own military, not sure what to call ourselves.
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Originally Posted By Puckers⏩
dont know why any one wuld serve now. old days it was understandable, but now every one knows u just fight for corporates and politics
Hasn’t this always been true?
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Sounds like something a commando fed would say to keep the heat off
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
Never once saw combat!
I thought I was in combat once, but I was mistaken.
"Bones heal, pain is temporary, and chicks dig scars" - Evel Knievel
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Originally Posted By headturner1⏩
Hasn’t this always been true?
yeah but ppl didnt know it. in close in the past like ww2 and cold war even ppl think it was noble for fighting for country. but now every one know the truth
puckers aka phuckers aka puck aka puck nasty aka puck daddy aka big puck aka little puck aka puck the stuff

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Lame i was a navy seal delta tier 1 operator spec ops frogman because im a badass stud.
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Lol at thinking you're someone important.
He pays for your lifestyle you ingrate
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