ITT: 38 year old me writes advices to 18 year old me

-do not get a girlfriend
-I repeat, do not get a girlfriend
-never invest in things that are aggressively pushed by people promising big returns
-I repeat, never invest in things that are aggressively pushed by people promising big returns
-never watch tranny porn, not even once
-never use steroids
-never go clubbing
-never drink alcohol
-never believe what anyone tells you anytime about anything anywhere, only believe what you have seen with your own eyes
-never try to make friends
-never get a cellphone and definitely not a smartphone
-continue everything else you did, apart from the warnings above, you're mostly on the right track boyo