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post 10000261996 2 days ago, 05:24 AM
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My wife took me out for dinner last night and bought me 3 plates of rice and beef

There were 2 small victories she wanted to celebrate, one related to her work situation and one related to my financial situation. So when she got back from work she asked if I wanted to go out to eat and that she's buying. We them went to park in a private parking of her work where she can park for free and crossed the city center on foot. I saw a lot of white women with black guys and pahyeets, the future of the continent is destroyed I lamented woefully. We arrive at the restaurant she picked because of a special they are doing. 2 plates of rice with beef for the price of 1. So we ordered 2 which means 4 plates. The waiter found it very odd. But I looked better than he did. I ordered also sparkling water and they came with a restaurant branded sealed bottle of sparkling water. I interrogated the waiter asking where this water came from. He said it's filtered water they infuse with sparkles. This motherfucker wants to charge me 3.80 euro bucks for a bottle of tap water. Nearly lost my shit and he offered to swap it for orange juice which I accepted. They came with the 4 plates of food of which I ate 3 and my wife ate one. There was an Arab manlet all by himself at the table next to me, shifty fella, constantly oscillating his wrist and standing up and sitting down again. I was expecting him to start shooting up people and shouting Allah akbar while waving the ISIS flag. I told my wife this guy is acting suspiciously what do you think about it? She said no he's just seeking attention. My wife said that she hopes one day I will consider her an ideal wife. I said I already do, but we both kinda knew it was a lie. Nevertheless it was kind of a wholesome evening. We then strolled back to the car and in the parking lot there was an asian woman moking pot with a black guy while watching football on a laptop. He probably smashed that rice pussy real good after.
post 10000261998 2 days ago, 05:26 AM
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post 10000261999 2 days ago, 05:29 AM
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What I like about her is that she does not spend money irresponsibly
post 10000262000 2 days ago, 05:29 AM
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Did not read. Pics of wife?
post 10000262001 2 days ago, 05:31 AM
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70
Did not read. Pics of wife?
No that would be a bad idea for many reasons. She doesn't look special. I'd say a 5.5/10
post 10000262004 2 days ago, 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted By smallcalves
No that would be a bad idea for many reasons. She doesn't look special. I'd say a 5.5/10
Fair and balanced response. I accept your terms.
post 10000262008 2 days ago, 05:40 AM
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70
Fair and balanced response. I accept your terms.
I'm glad we could avoid unnecessary bloodshed
post 10000262012 2 days ago, 05:42 AM
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did you suck her cawk after she took you out
post 10000262020 2 days ago, 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Donald_Trump
did you suck her cawk after she took you out
No, on the way home she said she has a surprise for me when we get home. And I told her it better don't be filthy sex stuff. Do not want. And she was like oh no of course not eh.
post 10000262059 2 days ago, 06:37 AM
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How many calory?
post 10000262069 2 days ago, 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted By butatwhatcost
How many calory?
Who knows.
post 10000262071 2 days ago, 06:45 AM
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what kind of rice and beef .... kinda sounding somali-ish like rice and bananas
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