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post 1440987921 05-08-2016, 07:55 PM
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Explain to me like I'm 8:How does a man benefit from marriage in 2016

A man with his **** together and makes more money than his future spouse..

I'm 8 years old, how does this contract benefit the man?
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post 1440988201 05-08-2016, 07:57 PM
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Well I'd give an adult the answer that the husband can go balls deep anytime his wife is willing to do so with him
post 1440988581 05-08-2016, 07:59 PM
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Because signing a legal document informing the state govt of your pre-existing relationship is a 10/10 experience that totally makes sense.

Invite all your friends & family for this romantic document signing.
post 1440988741 05-08-2016, 08:00 PM
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have kids and have a wife that makes you food and does the stuff around the house so your life is easier
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post 1440988911 05-08-2016, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted By happygetyucky⏩
Well I'd give an adult the answer that the husband can go balls deep anytime his wife is willing to do so with him
lmao stupidest thing I've read on the misc in a while, and that's saying something.
post 1440989101 05-08-2016, 08:02 PM
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Think of all the likes and comments you'll get when you post your marriage pics on ******** and Instagram
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post 1440989131 05-08-2016, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Shortstop36⏩
have kids and have a wife that makes you food and does the stuff around the house so your life is easier
Surely this will last forever. Just like the sex will.
post 1440989161 05-08-2016, 08:02 PM
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iirc in texas if you live with someone long enough you're technically married lol
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post 1440989311 05-08-2016, 08:03 PM
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It becomes a social benefit as soon as kids enter the picture.
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Because reasons fuk you
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Hot wife(until aging) and you get to raise a little minion
Family reputation is the main plus in my opinion.
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post 1440989501 05-08-2016, 08:04 PM
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Taxes and insurance

/thread
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post 1440989571 05-08-2016, 08:05 PM
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Getting married = you won't be a lonely old man in your 40s, 50s, etc.

I know misc has this image built up that they will still be plowing prime 18 year old pussy when they're in their 30s and beyond, but that's not going to happen.

Good luck being in a serious relationship with a girl when she knows you don't want to get married, in many places if you live together long enough you are considered married (but slightly different) anyways.




You will get older, your looks will start to fade.

Friends of yours will get married, have children and stop hanging out with you.

You will have no one but yourself. You will be that creepy old loner that no body knows, and worst of all you will die alone (maybe with your brothers / sisters by your side, because your parents will obviously be dead).
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post 1440989641 05-08-2016, 08:05 PM
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Some people will still do it because it has an emotional or religious meaning to them, but apart from that it doesn't.
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Every man needs a family. It's at the very core of our species.
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because society you spoiled piece of chit kid
post 1440989911 05-08-2016, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted By BrandG⏩
Taxes and insurance

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^This. The end. Anything else "positive" is going to depend on your marriage.

The negatives though.....

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post 1440990031 05-08-2016, 08:08 PM
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ITT people act like you can't have kids and steady sex without being married
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
post 1440990191 05-08-2016, 08:09 PM
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lol at the anti marriage crew being young 20's and below
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post 1440990261 05-08-2016, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted By SupMayne1⏩
Getting married = you won't be a lonely old man in your 40s, 50s, etc.

I know misc has this image built up that they will still be plowing prime 18 year old pussy when they're in their 30s and beyond, but that's not going to happen.

Good luck being in a serious relationship with a girl when she knows you don't want to get married, in many places if you live together long enough you are considered married (but slightly different) anyways.
lol, knew this would be one of the few reasons. Talk about insecurity.
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post 1440990601 05-08-2016, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted By SupMayne1⏩
Getting married = you won't be a lonely old man in your 40s, 50s, etc.
You understand what "divorce" means, right brah? You are completely delusional if you think getting married means you'll still be together at 50. Get real, brah.
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Originally Posted By SupMayne1⏩
Getting married = you won't be a lonely old man in your 40s, 50s, etc.

I know misc has this image built up that they will still be plowing prime 18 year old pussy when they're in their 30s and beyond, but that's not going to happen.

Good luck being in a serious relationship with a girl when she knows you don't want to get married, in many places if you live together long enough you are considered married (but slightly different) anyways.




You will get older, your looks will start to fade.

Friends of yours will get married, have children and stop hanging out with you.

You will have no one but yourself. You will be that creepy old loner that no body knows, and worst of all you will die alone (maybe with your brothers / sisters by your side, because your parents will obviously be dead).
There really is no benefit and the above posted is really the only reason why a man does it.

Plus, women think their relationship will never be completely fulfilled unless they reach the highest tier that is marriage. So men in these relationships will never hear the end of it, not only from their gf's, but from friends and family on both sides. It's really just to make the woman happy. Men know marriage won't change anything or benefit them, but they will do it anyway
post 1440991391 05-08-2016, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted By ThePumpmaster⏩
You understand what "divorce" means, right brah? You are completely delusional if you think getting married means you'll still be together at 50. Get real, brah.
If you're not a retard and you find a good woman to marry you won't have problems.
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post 1440991411 05-08-2016, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Kaduceus⏩
lol at the anti marriage crew being young 20's and below
I'm 29. But I'm not t really antimarriage I'm more do whatever the fk you want but it's risky and pointless crew.
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Originally Posted By ssg10587⏩
The negatives though.....

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post 1440992181 05-08-2016, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted By SupMayne1⏩
If you're not a retard and you find a good woman to marry you won't have problems.
Find a good woman and she won't force you to marry her to spend time with her.
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Wouldn't have it any other way this day and age.

There is absolutely NO REASON to get married or have children other than fear of loneliness. And if you fear loneliness as a man then you should off yourself right now.

If I lived in healthy, nationalist patriarchies like ancient Athens or Sparta, of course I would get married and have children. My wife would shut up and serve me. I would bareback slave and prostitute hole on the side. My sons would fuk and fight for the nation. My daughters would serve as incubators for future grandsons. The government would be run by a warrior aristocracy, not by fat, short, degenerate shyster bankers.
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
I'm 29. But I'm not t really antimarriage I'm more do whatever the fk you want but it's risky and pointless crew.
Agree, but if the only reason is because "So you won't be lonely at 60!1!1111" is sad and such a beta cuck mentality. Give me legitimate reasons, why can't anyone come up with any in this thread?

Now lets list the benefits for women.
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But brah......

































































































She said YES!
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LMFAO @ any male who gets married.
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