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post 1442017961 05-13-2016, 09:38 PM
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Graduation tomorrow. What to text girl for one night stand as my graduation present?



This is what I'm thinking of sending:


Past text convos before coffee date:





So during our coffee thing she wouldn't even kiss me. Idk if it's because my game was horrible, if she was turned off by my appearance (my hair was disgusting that day. when i first cold approached her and got her number I was wearing a hat), or both. I still feel like I could maybe salvage it if I text her the right thing.

Halp misc!
post 1442018211 05-13-2016, 09:39 PM
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dam shes hot but u kinda scribbled out part of the text op
post 1442018561 05-13-2016, 09:41 PM
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tell her straight up op as a be all or end all: "i want to fukk your pussy"
post 1442019451 05-13-2016, 09:46 PM
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"Hey let's grab a drink tomorrow"

Keep it simple stupid
post 1442019731 05-13-2016, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted By ronnie09⏩
tell her straight up op as a be all or end all: "i want to fukk your pussy"


This is what I might send lol
post 1442019901 05-13-2016, 09:49 PM
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[QUOTE=MyLastSemester post_id=1442019731][img]http://i.imgur.com/I1s7MPO.jpg[/img

This is what I might send lol[/QUOTE][img]http://i.imgur.com/JQB7k.gif[/img]
post 1442019971 05-13-2016, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted By superamped⏩
Forreal? I don't want to be creepy.

Also, should I add "P.S. I got a haircut and I look ****ing amazing now."
post 1442020101 05-13-2016, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted By MyLastSemester⏩
Forreal? I don't want to be creepy.
do it for the lulz, brah
post 1442020191 05-13-2016, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted By superamped⏩
do it for the lulz, brah
I'll go ahead with it enough of yall tell me to!
post 1442020531 05-13-2016, 09:54 PM
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bump for opinions on text
post 1442020861 05-13-2016, 09:56 PM
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do it but fix "push my dick inside of you hard and fast"

lmao u sound like a derp

also just to be fair that text is REALLY abrupt i give u 5% of it working
post 1442021051 05-13-2016, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted By stevesteve12⏩
do it but fix "push my dick inside of you hard and fast"

lmao u sound like a derp
Haha. What should I change it to? I've sent that before to a different girl and it worked more or less.
post 1442021341 05-13-2016, 09:59 PM
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someone summon black jesus

also OP send it

who cares if she says no
post 1442021411 05-13-2016, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted By MyLastSemester⏩
Haha. What should I change it to? I've sent that before to a different girl and it worked more or less.
don't change it. say exactly what you had and post results. will poverty rep
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post 1442021601 05-13-2016, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Theboy314⏩
someone summon black jesus

also OP send it

who cares if she says no
It's not that I'm scared of getting rejected, it's more like I want it to work so I can smash. I'm not playing to not lose, I'm playing to win.
post 1442021941 05-13-2016, 10:03 PM
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post 1442022121 05-13-2016, 10:04 PM
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lold fukin do it op

this bette be legit
post 1442022371 05-13-2016, 10:06 PM
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Stoooooppppp. Don't send that!!!
post 1442022661 05-13-2016, 10:09 PM
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Black jesus copypasta about sitting on your face is the ultimate hail mary pass.

You are moving away. No half measures. If she is gonna be DTF in short amount of time, gotta go all in.

Worst that can happen is she says no.
post 1442023111 05-13-2016, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted By ronnie09⏩
lold fukin do it op

this bette be legit
I edited it a bit. Should I send?

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Some friends and I were having a conversation today about sexual chemistry between two people. I honestly couldn't focus on the convo because I had you on my mind. I just had this big grin on my face. I thought about how we click....when you touch me, kiss me....when I do the same to you. I love it. I want to try something if you're game. I want you to fukc my face. Straddle me and just grind on it. I wanna suck your pussy juice and get it all over my face. I'm not gonna touch you, I just wanna use all tongue and let you get as nasty as you want. Then, let me turn you over in doggy and suck your pussy from the back.....slowly. Nibble the clit, let you put a finger in there and feed it to me. Then, after I've eaten my fill, whatever happens next, does. I don't even care about the sex, I just need to taste you.

Edit: just noticed havent kissed yet
post 1442023531 05-13-2016, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted By hermanmunster2⏩
Some friends and I were having a conversation today about sexual chemistry between two people. I honestly couldn't focus on the convo because I had you on my mind. I just had this big grin on my face. I thought about how we click....when you touch me, kiss me....when I do the same to you. I love it. I want to try something if you're game. I want you to fukc my face. Straddle me and just grind on it. I wanna suck your pussy juice and get it all over my face. I'm not gonna touch you, I just wanna use all tongue and let you get as nasty as you want. Then, let me turn you over in doggy and suck your pussy from the back.....slowly. Nibble the clit, let you put a finger in there and feed it to me. Then, after I've eaten my fill, whatever happens next, does. I don't even care about the sex, I just need to taste you.
No way am I sending that. She might report me for harassment if I send something that graphic (srs).
post 1442023631 05-13-2016, 10:16 PM
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i dont care how you word it

just send whatever

as long as you tell her you want to fuk her
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Do it OP you graduate tomorrow who gives a fuk
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Shes already friendzoned you after the coffee date lmfao pathetic *******

Edit: just saw the smiley face LMAO cringing so hard
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post 1442024061 05-13-2016, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Lighten923⏩
Do it OP you graduate tomorrow who gives a fuk
I just want to send a text with the best chance of success. I will send something, but I want it to work cuz I'm a little bit horny heheheeee.
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Originally Posted By juvefan⏩
She already friendzoned you after the coffee date lmfao pathetic *******
True, but before the date she was open to the idea of me I think. I mean when I approached her I was direct about thinking she was cute. So when she met up with me, I'm pretty sure she was open to it...
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