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Thread: brahs. phuck this. i'm losing my v card, neg me to oblivion or rep to valhalaaa

post 1442023901 05-13-2016, 10:18 PM
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brahs. phuck this. i'm losing my v card, neg me to oblivion or rep to valhalaaa

i'm out. posting deets later.



brb virgin
brb never felt a boob sexually
brb never felt a girl sexually
brb never seen breasts bared for me
brb never felt or seen sugarhole
brb over this.


will get a number for rendezvous. reel them in then smash to good length. i'm bout to bounce to different stores and talk to girls working late night shift at places like safeway/cvs, not anything more populated than that.

lets see how many of thoses brb's i can strike through. COMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




get in and sub. will not let you down. critically i won't let myself down. i'm out the door
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post 1442024201 05-13-2016, 10:20 PM
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age: 26
post 1442024391 05-13-2016, 10:21 PM
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post 1442024411 05-13-2016, 10:21 PM
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negged anyway because i have no faith in you
post 1442024581 05-13-2016, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted By betamax69⏩
age: 26
not actual age, look at the phrigging stats.


kk i'm out

got my iphone, keys, and camera. bottle of water. and a cute ass outfit. and a car! and freedom
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post 1442024961 05-13-2016, 10:26 PM
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Just brielive in yourself
I got this
post 1442025341 05-13-2016, 10:28 PM
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Well this is gonna go well
post 1442025841 05-13-2016, 10:32 PM
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Originally Posted By brieliever⏩
not actual age, look at the phrigging stats.


kk i'm out

got my iphone, keys, and camera. bottle of water. and acute ass outfit.and a car! and freedom
is your back pussy moist?
post 1442027301 05-13-2016, 10:43 PM
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In! We're all gonna make it brah
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post 1442042361 05-14-2016, 12:43 AM
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alright brahs. i went driving and heres what happened

i drove without direction. ended up nearing some buildings that soon led to a small shopping outlet. i went into the walgreens to check out the talent. i used the bathroom because i needed to pee. i left. every other store was closed except for the hardcore clubs. i need to rethink this approach. can't force these things, as in going out looking for people to fall into my life. it happens by itself, when you are out living with purpose. this needs purpose.


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post 1442043011 05-14-2016, 12:51 AM
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but who was tinder
post 1442043051 05-14-2016, 12:51 AM
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You got this brah. But let me know if you want to neg you now or later.
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post 1442043281 05-14-2016, 12:54 AM
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Originally Posted By brieliever⏩
alright brahs. i went driving and heres what happened

i drove without direction. ended up nearing some buildings that soon led to a small shopping outlet. i went into the walgreens to check out the talent. i used the bathroom because i needed to pee. i left. every other store was closed except for the hardcore clubs. i need to rethink this approach. can't force these things, as in going out looking for people to fall into my life. it happens by itself, when you are out living with purpose. this needs purpose.


feelslikelearningman
Sounds like excuses/coping to me.

It's a Friday night *******, go uptown/downton near some bars..there are tons of girls hanging around until 3 am.
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post 1442043471 05-14-2016, 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted By BloodyBaron⏩
Sounds like excuses/coping to me.

It's a Friday night *******, go uptown/downton near some bars..there are tons of girls hanging around until 3 am.
then neg me, *******. tough love is love in technicality. love me *******


good night *******. good night misc. this doesn't end here
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post 1442047681 05-14-2016, 02:03 AM
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Why don't you go to a bar, have a beer then start approaching women? That's where you'll find greatest concentration of women. Why are you not doing this?
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post 1442048071 05-14-2016, 02:11 AM
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you went to a mall?

post 1442048351 05-14-2016, 02:18 AM
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6'5 220lbs. age: 26.

how?
post 1442048541 05-14-2016, 02:23 AM
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So what's your plan? I hope you're not going to rape anyone or end up like Elliot R.

I recommend you to use Tinder. It's pretty easy if you have good pics.
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post 1442048761 05-14-2016, 02:28 AM
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Remember man. Go out to have FUN. And while you're having fun talk to girls.
post 1442049001 05-14-2016, 02:33 AM
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wtf, if you're actually 6'5 220 lbs, 26 and a virgin I got some bad news. I'm no mm, but girls approach me in clubs and bars regularly. All you have to do is look like you are having FUN and enjoying yourself. Put on your cloak of invisibility and don't give a fuk what other people think. Just rock it man.
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post 1442049121 05-14-2016, 02:36 AM
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post 1442049931 05-14-2016, 02:53 AM
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Just go get a hooker. You can lose your virginity within the hour srs
Since its your first time pay a little extra and go get a hot one. Remember though if the pics in back page look too perfect they are probably fakes.
post 1442050091 05-14-2016, 02:55 AM
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Originally Posted By brieliever⏩
alright brahs. i went driving and heres what happened

i drove without direction. ended up nearing some buildings that soon led to a small shopping outlet. i went into the walgreens to check out the talent. i used the bathroom because i needed to pee. i left. every other store was closed except for the hardcore clubs. i need to rethink this approach. can't force these things, as in going out looking for people to fall into my life. it happens by itself, when you are out living with purpose. this needs purpose.


feelslikelearningman
wtf bruh

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post 1442050151 05-14-2016, 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted By brieliever⏩
i'm out. posting deets later.



brb virgin
brb never felt a boob sexually
brb never felt a girl sexually
brb never seen breasts bared for me
brb never felt or seen sugarhole
brb over this.


will get a number for rendezvous. reel them in then smash to good length. i'm bout to bounce to different stores and talk to girls working late night shift at places like safeway/cvs, not anything more populated than that.

lets see how many of thoses brb's i can strike through. COMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




get in and sub. will not let you down. critically i won't let myself down. i'm out the door
Age: 26

This should be a copypasta lmao
post 1442050331 05-14-2016, 03:00 AM
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Lmao op sounds like a legit creeper

You been watching too much PUA op. Hint: all those cold approach videos are fake, or if they're not fake, they didn't show the part where the police was called
post 1442051051 05-14-2016, 03:16 AM
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post 1442051291 05-14-2016, 03:22 AM
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Just give up and use escorts like me. They are a way better option for people like us.
post 1442052951 05-14-2016, 03:56 AM
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lol this not gonna go well bruh

stay safe
post 1442053141 05-14-2016, 03:59 AM
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sleep tight pupper
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post 1442053641 05-14-2016, 04:08 AM
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How much tinder matches do you get?

youre tall and prolly are not bald like me..

I got 4 matches out of 10000 in 1 week of unlimited swiping and none of them are replying to me.
so I keep my virginity for now.

but you could have better luck
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