Cliffs:

- OP teaches a private school female friend (with a BF) Maths for free
- OP and sloot have become good friends and she promised to set me up with a friend
- She knows OP is Autist so rather than setting up on 1 to 1 date, she invited me to house party
- Her private school sorority sloot friends are aged 18-20; it's one of their birthdays
- OP is 24 so will be the oldest there by ATLEAST 4 years (no ****)
- Most of her friends will be single and typical white rich starbucks and instagram sloots with YOUTHFUL GLOW

Thinking of wearing this - Navy Cashmere Ralph Lauren V-Neck jumper with crisp white shirt and stone/off-white trousers:



With this watch:



Driving to the party in this (will borrow dad's car):





Give me tips on what to say/how to act/how to get laid at this party? I don't wanna be stood in the corner Misc'ing on my iPhone with a raging bonrar about hnnnnggggggggggggg preppy sorority sloots with prime youthful glow while sipping on a lemonade all night with a party hat on and driving home alone after 3 hours to play CS:GO

lmao

Should I bring the birthday girl a present? If so, what? I've never met her before...

Just take some booze brah, a present would be creepy as fuk

GL smashing some teen vag

I'm going to be driving to her place because it's not walking distance. I'll probably take my dad's Mercedes SL63 as it will look cooler than my car. So I can't drink.

Or do you mean take a bottle of Grey Goose or Belvedere Vodka for the sloot? As a house gift/birthday present?

Didn't I read in another head that you are around 30 years old lol.

Bring booze and dad. No car.

Take some chicks on a crush smoke some herb idk bro tell a girl shes cute and smile at her?

Can you please somehow confirm that this a real story before anyone gives you legit advice?

Can anyone confirm that OP is legit? I can't handle another fraud this week

What?

Doing ok till this paragraph OP.

No drinking =/= ok

Driving home after drinking =/= ok

So clearly you must.

1. Drink and hook up with a girl and succeed.

or

2. Fail and fall asleep drunk on the couch/on the yard/in a ditch.

Either option sounds better than your normal Sat Night. So really its win/win for you. But you should really try for option 1.

I don't think anyone could fraud being as pathetic and deluded as this guy. He's legit.

But yes OP, just take some booze and put it in the kitchen for the party.

Wot lol? I'm 24

Haha, my dad would probably be goat at the party. He's got some amazing life experience. But that would be weird AF

True story...

I was at a hotel last week and they had loaner vehicles that the guests could check out for 4 hours at a time. I got to drive around in a new SL550. Not as baller as your old man's SL63, but at least it was real

yes get the bday girl a present, a bottle of vodka is good. unless she likes scotch/whiskey

if she knew you were autist, she would have set you up on a 1 on 1 date, not take you to a house party

looks like you're in for a cucking OP

Lol, in terms of what, money or age? I'm a former IB intern, current grad consultant aged 24. I'll post pics of some of my watches or dad's car tomorrow if you want. We are a normal middle class family, why would I fraud about that?

I am FA autist and live at home in my mum's basement though. Mainly to save money until I can buy a house in cash and because i'm single. I've posted posts/threads about the girl I tutor and her trying to set me up with her friends as well. Check my forum history, i'm 100% legit...

I've only kissed 1 girl in the last 6 months, and the date I took her on was a tour of an Oil refinery. Hence why i'm asking Misc for advice!

Wot? I've never met a girl in my life who likes scotch/whiskey... Whereas all sloots like vodka? It just seems like the common college sorority drink, no?

Don't really have to drink to bring a little bottle of something. But don't give it to her like and tell her it's a birthday present like a retard (no offense) just say you had this in your house so you figured you might as well bring it. This way you get the appreciation for actually bringing booze to the party and not freeloading plus you don't look like you went out of your way to get it. Also, nothing too expensive, anything too expensive and you'll look like you tried too hard to impress. Just bring a lil average drink that you can claim you just had in your place.

Since you claim to not have game/too much confidence when it comes to chicks, then your best way to get chicks if through your female friend who invited you. Don't nag her all night asking to introduce you to chicks, but instead try to either just talk to her about whatever and enjoy the party with her until one of her friends come to say hi to her then it's your chance to get this new chick into the convo and eventually just talk you and her. Another way if you don't wanna tail your friend too much is just wait till she's talking to some hot friends that you want and then just go and say hi to her, ask her what's up etc etc but do it smoothly so you kinda blend into their convo and so in 5 minutes you find yourself just part of this group's convo.

There are no special "techniques", it's all about how you pull it off. You can do some dumb chit and pull it off because you were confident and not awkward about it, and you can do some smart moves but come off as a weirdo because you were stuttering and being an unconfident awkward idiot while doing it. GL!

Why put it in the kitchen? And not give it to the birthday girl?

why care about clothes, watch and car when its all about the face?

Couple of things brah:

1) Unless I hook up with the birthday girl, where do I go with a random sloot?

2) Where do I park my car at night? I'll get a $200 fine if I don't move it by 8am

3) Do you really think she's going to be okay with me sleeping on her sofa if she's never met me?

4) Do I really wanna be drunk around a bunch of 18 and 19 year olds?


But either way, I think it's best if I either drink OR drive. Like take an Uber and drink. Or drive and stay sober. Not going to mix the two...

I don't go to many parties man, I don't know what to wear. Hence why I just posted what i'd wear to a birthday meal with the boys...

I have no idea if it's too formal, like actually srs?

Nah, not guna smoke herb with 18 year olds. That's how you get on the front page of the news paper.

Surely, "Hey you're cute" is a bit creepy as an opener. And the smile will turn into "what you think you look like vs what you actually look like".

I need a funny, witty and confident opener that will make me feel like, and make her think that i'm Ryan Gosling...

take an uber and drink op. you're going to feel so dumb being sober while people are drinking.

brb dat confidence with alcohol in your system. do it brah. uber & drink.

bring a present? lol.

bring a bottle of good vodka and a wingman.

talk to plenty of sloots, get in on some drinking games.

say you're grad assistant and do not focus on the age thing

About everything there have been tons of people that make up fake situations and ask for advice it is a pretty weird thing to do.

Since when do middle class families drive C63's I thought we were middle class when I was growing up we had a toyota corolla.

Bring a bottle of vodka but only if you are planning on having a drink bringing alcohol to a party with younger girls and then staying totally sober is creepy af trust me everyone will notice.

If you show up in a C63 dressed nice with a bottle of nice vodka have 1-2 drinks and then leave you will leave a lasting impression on every girl there.

Best piece of advice I can give is be as aloof of possible act like you don't care about anything and if she tries to play you up about how smart you are or good at tutoring just sluff it off like its nothing and don't make a big deal about it just humbly act like it comes easily to you and it's no big deal to help her out

I don't see what's wrong with bringing a present? It's the sloots birthday... Initially I was going to buy her a bottle of Chanel perfume or an Ipad mini or something, kinda glad I made this thread and will only buy her a bottle of vodka now!

The girl I tutor in maths will be my wingman surely? Or do you mean bring a bro? That would be kind of pushing it since i'm a +1 and don't know the birthday girl...

I'll definitely get in on the drinking games. Legit my priority is to have a good, fun time. But if I can pull a sloot then great, if not, atleast I had a good night.

Why a grad assistant? That sounds poverty lol. Why not just say i'm a financial Consultant for the refining sector or an Oil and Gas strategist?

You are older,smarter and more succesful than them don't try and stoop to their level to fit in you will fail and lose your dignity.

EDIT: You were gonna buy a girl you don't know an i-pad mini WTF

Don't take your dad's Mercedes, for the love of Christ. In all likelihood, no one will even see you get out of the car so it's a useless prop, and it prevents you from being able to get drunk which you of all ppl are going to need to do in order to feel at ease in this situation.

Just get an uber there and back.

As for a bottle, vodka is a safe bet. If you want to arrive with some attitude, bring tequila with some shot glasses (fuk it, you live in your parents' basement, you can burn some bank on a party piece) and somewhere between 10 and 11 pour out half a dozen shots onto a tray and get some girls to sink them with you. Good way of approaching a girl you haven't talked to you yet, and you can tease them if they try to decline for being as chicken as your avatar.

I guess middle class is subjective. Maybe we are elite class, but my family is generally pretty humble. My dad is old and retired, most of my family retired as General Managers from the Oil & Gas industry. A SL63 isn't a big thing for someone 50+.

Thanks for the tip on not staying sober. That makes a lot of sense. I guess if I have 1-2 drinks, then by the end of the night, i'll still be under the legal limit and can drive home.

I doubt me and maths girl will talk about tutoring and chit. I mean at most that will be how we met. After that, it's about talking 1 to 1 when the maths friend leaves us two alone to converse. I use Misc lingo IRL a lot. Like I can't say a sentence without using poverty or ayyylmao or sloot or rotter, etc. My friends challenged me to try and see how long I can last without using a single misc reference and I genuinely didn't last 30 seconds.

That's the part i'm worried about, going from being introduced to a sloot ---> closing her and kissing her

ded

heaven here i come