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Thread: Experienced first squiter last night. Petite Puerto Rican wit huge teds (pic)

post 1442801031 05-18-2016, 06:27 AM
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Experienced first squiter last night. Petite Puerto Rican wit huge teds (pic)

So I met up with this Puerto Rican chica I had been talking to from POF. Went out for drinks and back to my place. She's maybe 5'2" around 120lbs. Tiny except for her teddies, easily Ds or DDs.

Anyways, smashing this lil sloot on the couch and she starts getting loud. She pulls back and me out of her and boom. Squirted all over the dam place. At this point I am still processing wtf just happened. It turns out with a little klit play she can do this over and over. I let her suck her juices from my fingers and off my dink each time this happened. So, I am running out of towels and say lets just fukc in the shower. She squirts 3 more times in the shower before getting on her knees and taking my baby juice all over her face.

There is no way I could ever date a chick that does this all the time, last night it was interdasting but this morning I am only thinking of all the laundry I have to do now.

Here is the only pic I have that won't get me the band.

post 1442801181 05-18-2016, 06:28 AM
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thats a tra....

I've got sum bad nuwz op
post 1442801191 05-18-2016, 06:28 AM
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thats grim
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post 1442801471 05-18-2016, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted By ronnie09⏩
thats a tra....

I've got sum bad nuwz op
Not this one boyo, purty sure a tranny vag isn't self lubricating. And she was wetter than beer fart.
post 1442801591 05-18-2016, 06:31 AM
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fukn lol at 'first squirter'



you mean to say 'just lost my virginity', OP?
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post 1442801601 05-18-2016, 06:31 AM
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Still waiting for Huge teds


Bisch looks like Baba Booey in a wig
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post 1442801801 05-18-2016, 06:32 AM
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post 1442801881 05-18-2016, 06:33 AM
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That's a man, boyo.
post 1442801941 05-18-2016, 06:34 AM
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You know that face isn't very attractive but sounds like pain to go through the clean up and laundry.

Might keep a big napkin ready to absorb juice and throw it out.

Too loud is kind of annoying and makes it sound fake but if it is natty as mia khalifa, hope you have fun.
post 1442801981 05-18-2016, 06:34 AM
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isn't squirt pee?
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post 1442802161 05-18-2016, 06:36 AM
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Enjoy cleaning up that urine.
post 1442802181 05-18-2016, 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted By jamiesays⏩
isn't squirt pee?
I was never really sure, but the bish did it like 7 times. I am convinced it's not pee, unless she has a huge fuking bladder.
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I think this is the first time "Elbows too pointy" really fits. That b1tch is a wreck OP. There are better looking Puerto Ricans working in whore houses in Ponce.
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Originally Posted By GirthKwake⏩
Not this one boyo, purty sure a tranny vag isn't self lubricating. And she was wetter than beer fart.
cmon bro srsly... how big was his cock
post 1442802591 05-18-2016, 06:40 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
I think this is the first time "Elbows too pointy" really fits. That b1tch is a wreck OP. There are better looking Puerto Ricans working in whore houses in Ponce.
I never said I wanted to wife her up or that she wasn't a wreck. And I def treated her like a 50 peso hooker.

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Originally Posted By GirthKwake⏩
I was never really sure, but the bish did it like 7 times. I am convinced it's not pee, unless she has a huge fuking bladder.
basically it is, yeah

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I'm really hoping this happened. It's good to see a miscer get some.
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Looks like a man
Squirt is urine

You just got pissed on by a latino dude, and you're trying to brag about it to strangers on the internet?
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This happened...
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Originally Posted By amenccm⏩
Looks like a man
Squirt is urine

You just got pissed on by a latino dude, and you're trying to brag about it to strangers on the internet?
Maybe her oversized klit was actually a really small penor. Still zero fukcs given. Wood do it all again.
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She didn't warn you..?
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Originally Posted By zknarc⏩
She didn't warn you..?
Nope, and I even said something to the extent of why didn't you tell me that would happen. Could have put a towel down. Was trying not to be a dikc about it. At the time I was in shock and awe about it.
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If it's more than a teaspoon of slightly watery clearer semen type substance then she's pissing on you brah. 99.99% of women who "squirt" are pissing because they lose control of the muscles that prevent it... why do you think chicks always go to the phucking bathroom during foreplay?

It may not smell like piss because of the lack of exposure to air but it's 100% piss.
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Originally Posted By cjmadscientist⏩
Still waiting for Huge teds


Bisch looks like Baba Booey in a wig
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So you got pissed on by a tranny?

Lol at baba boost in a wig
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Originally Posted By amenccm⏩
Looks like a man
Squirt is urine

You just got pissed on by a latino dude, and you're trying to brag about it to strangers on the internet?
lmfao
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Come on miscers, this is probably the 1st decent thread op has made on here. It's much better than the usual rate my hairy back threads on here.
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did she take that picture in the 80s?
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Originally Posted By Iceman1800⏩
I'm really hoping this happened. It's good to see a miscer get some.
I can promise you it didnt
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