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post 1572108031 01-25-2019, 05:10 PM
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The hooker dream

Everyone has a dream right?
I assume for most it is to smoke weed and phuck sloots all day, while being aesthetic af

3 months ago I spent 3 weeks in barcelona.
I didnt know until my second day, but prositution is legal.
They have brothels where you walk in, sit down, and 12 girls come out individually and you decide which one you "want"
40 euros for a half hour, 60 euros for an hour.

When I discovered this, I went everyday, twice a day.

Am, PM, I phucked a sloot. from 20 year old spanish girls to 35 year old brazilians. all 7 -9 range, a few 10's srs.
So I calculated I phucked over 30 sloots while I was there, on the low end, and paid for all of them.
Ate most of their pussies out too.
Came back to the states, no STDs.

In b4 "they dont like it" ... they do if youre decently attractive and young as theyre used to old dick
in b4 "STDS" ... I have none. Their income is based on their genitals, they must stay clean. guarantee you more american sloots have stds.
In b4 "pay for sex"...... literally cheaper and less effort than dating biches... and you feel like a god.

Literally got a taste of the dream.
Why do we still put up with netflix/dinner/movie dates with these fugly american biches just to get an over the pants handy , maybe on the third date?
Hookers are the way to go.
prove me wrong or stay mad


cliffs
>barcelona for 3 weeks
>smashed 30 hookers
>cheap af
>no stds
>no hassle
u mad?
post 1572108191 01-25-2019, 05:12 PM
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Pics?
post 1572108201 01-25-2019, 05:12 PM
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No one is reading that

Cliffs
post 1572108301 01-25-2019, 05:14 PM
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Hookers in the USA would solve most of our problems tbh
OVO
post 1572108421 01-25-2019, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted By robriceandbeans⏩
Ate most of their pussies out too.
u really think those whores in those brothels keep their pussies clean enough to eat out of?
post 1572108601 01-25-2019, 05:19 PM
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That's gangster af im chillin on the statements u made except for eating them out. i love eating a nice poontang out for a girl im seeing but not a fking prostitute. groce
post 1572108661 01-25-2019, 05:20 PM
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How the phuck do pros cost 60 Euro (95 Aud)?

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post 1572108721 01-25-2019, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted By AwkwardRetard⏩
How the phuck do pros cost 60 Euro (95 Aud)?

ya that's some primo pricing. big if true
post 1572108771 01-25-2019, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted By ohiostate124⏩
Pics?
u cant take pics in a brothel boyo lol.

https://www.girlsbcn.net/

there is the site where some of the working girls are listed
post 1572108921 01-25-2019, 05:24 PM
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[QUOTE=robriceandbeans post_id=1572108031][b]Ate most of their pussies out too.[/b]
Came back to the states, no STDs.

In b4 "they dont like it" ... they do if youre decently attractive and young as theyre used to old dick
in b4 "STDS" ... I have none. Their income is based on their genitals, they must stay clean. guarantee you more american sloots have stds.
In b4 "pay for sex"...... literally cheaper and less effort than dating biches... and you feel like a god.
[/B][/QUOTE]Lol at mentioning this like it's something to brag about. Getting a hooker is fine, but lol at trying to "please" someone who is being paid to fuk you and literally had another dick inside of her minutes earlier. For some reason, every time I hear about a FA or borderline incel getting a hooker they go down on her. I'm guessing it's the low self-esteem.

Also lol at them having less STDs. They're fuking a 100 men a week. Even if they get tested regularly they can easily get infected between check ups.
post 1572109051 01-25-2019, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted By PrimarisIn⏩
u really think those whores in those brothels keep their pussies clean enough to eat out of?
yes, They shower before and after, I had to as well. condoms required obv.
Originally Posted By SuperiorGenes⏩
That's gangster af im chillin on the statements u made except for eating them out. i love eating a nice poontang out for a girl im seeing but not a fking prostitute. groce
Why? its just their bodies dude. some were so sexy I couldnt help it, and some days i got there when it first opened so i know i was the first client. no diff from a bich you meet at the club
post 1572109081 01-25-2019, 05:25 PM
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post 1572109171 01-25-2019, 05:26 PM
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lmao @ eating a hooker out

You know old dudes with herpes ate that first? You know guys pay extra to bareback them right? You herpes eating cum-chugging mong.
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post 1572109281 01-25-2019, 05:26 PM
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somewhat true american women are ruined and not really much different then hoes soo
post 1572109451 01-25-2019, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted By AwkwardRetard⏩
How the phuck do pros cost 60 Euro (95 Aud)?

it is bro. It is because it was a brothel. some sexy ones I went to their place a few times and they cost 100 for an hour, or 70 for hh.
Originally Posted By MediocreGains⏩
Lol at mentioning this like it's something to brag about. Getting a hooker is fine, but lol at trying to "please" someone who is being paid to fuk you and literally had another dick inside of her minutes earlier. For some reason, every time I hear about a FA or borderline incel getting a hooker they go down on her. I'm guessing it's the low self-esteem.

Also lol at them having less STDs. They're fuking a 100 men a week. Even if they get tested regularly they can easily get infected between check ups.
lawd all I see is COPE. Did you read the part where I got tested and have no STD's, or you cant read?

Also, are you gay, a virgin, or both? who doesnt like eating pussy? I didnt do it for their pleasure, but mine. 69 is literally hnnnggggggg
post 1572109491 01-25-2019, 05:30 PM
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Do u have a gf op?
post 1572109571 01-25-2019, 05:31 PM
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Do they zuck ur dink? (srs question, no condom ofc)
post 1572109941 01-25-2019, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperiorGenes⏩
Do they zuck ur dink? (srs question, no condom ofc)
This!
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post 1572109971 01-25-2019, 05:38 PM
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Man wish us had these. Litteraly tons of hbbs would do this. All the ig slootz
post 1572110021 01-25-2019, 05:38 PM
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^strong nudes brah ur gonna get banned
post 1572110081 01-25-2019, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperiorGenes⏩
Do they zuck ur dink? (srs question, no condom ofc)
yes, some want condom required but the ones where i go to their place and pay more, they suck no condom
Originally Posted By vulgoo⏩
Do u have a gf op?
no, lel. fwb here and there but mostly bumble/tinder one night stands
post 1572110261 01-25-2019, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted By ohiostate124⏩
Pics?
Originally Posted By bee
nopicshuh.exe
heres your proofs *******s

Originally Posted By PrimarisIn⏩
^strong nudes brah ur gonna get banned
thanks for looking out brah. based. made it pg
post 1572110501 01-25-2019, 05:46 PM
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Did they let you bareback for extra?

Would you bareback?

Were any catfishes?
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post 1572110541 01-25-2019, 05:47 PM
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def would do this if i was there but...30? brah you spent like prob over $2,000 usd on sex with hookers, that and the travel that's an expensive trip boyo. but a real treat im sure esp std free thank the lord
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Be sure to let us know which STD you brought home with you.
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Originally Posted By AwkwardRetard⏩
Did they let you bareback for extra?

Would you bareback?

Were any catfishes?
Im sure they would have let me bareback for extra, i didnt want to.

No, i didnt bareback. just dik succy no rubber

yes, one when i showed up was a diff girl and like 200 lbs. i walked away when she opened the door.
Originally Posted By SuperiorGenes⏩
def would do this if i was there but...30? brah you spent like prob over $2,000 usd on sex with hookers, that and the travel that's an expensive trip boyo. but a real treat im sure esp std free thank the lord
yea like 30-40. I know brah i rlly dipped into my savings, living on rice and groundbeef rn till i get my money up lel. but gave me a taste of the good life no doubt and unironically something to work for so i can set up life to live like that
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How much did you spend total in barcelona?
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You ate prozzies out? Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?
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Originally Posted By vulgoo⏩
How much did you spend total in barcelona?
probs 3-4k? including flight? food is dirt cheap. stayed in airbnb. just spent on hash, coke, and hookers.
Originally Posted By pantscumer⏩
very good opie
imm about to do the same thing,going to Colombia next mont

hnnnnnnnnnnng
gg brah, heard its really nice in medellin. stay safe and dont bring valuables (carry cash youre willing to lose)
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You ate prozzies out? Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?
Yes, Im going to burn in hell. A few came in my face, i got really good at giving oral, unironically.
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