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you cant get off my dick ,

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i just got a facial....what do you think guise?

Everytime I walk down the street I see wasted talent, hell, I was in the arcade a couple of days ago smashing it up on pacman, wearing my headband, tight tanktop and my leg hugginh jeans. My walkman was with me as always when all of a sudden some little pale assed pencil knecked knobhead asked me how I got my forearms so big. I took him to one side and said "look kid, sgt_FLEX is playing pacman, do you know what I did to the last slob who interrupted my pacman sessions?" I bounced my man pecs and the little fuktard went wobbly at the knees, pissed himself then passed out, I looked around, flexed my jaw and I picked up his lifeless bird ass body and threw it through the wall. I was on my way to get change as I just used my last quater and I had got the furthest I've ever been on pacman, hell the ghosts where moving so fast even the reactions of sgt_FLEX where struggling to keep up. I was just about to ask for change when all of a sudden I was knocked off my feet by some big ass mofo, jaw almost as big as mine, I checked to see if anything was damaged and to my horror he had burst my walkman, I had 'streets of Siam' in that and he snapped my cassette tape in two. I stood up and flexed my shredded glutes, people shreiked in horror as my ass swallowed my jeans. People ducked for cover behind arcade machines, I puffed up my chest making my tanktop extra tight and I walked up to the guy. He was pretty emotionless, we where just staring at each other, jaws flexed when I heard "do you have the time?" and to my disgust I realised that a 13" armed pretty boy had got caught up in between man bussiness. The pretty boy was absoutley terrified, **** running down his leg and everything. He tried to seem cool by asking something but all his stupid ass could come up with was "do you have the time", I gave him a swift knee to the stones for his trouble, he crawled out of there and me and the big ass emotionless tit continued our stare down. I looked at him with fiery eyes and said to him "hey buddy I was first, I'm wanting my quaters for pacman, and I'm fukn furious that you burst my 'streets of Siam' tape, he looked at me and repeated what I just said without emotion. I hear people laughing from behind there cover positions, fukn place is silent, music stopped and everything. No one makes a fool of sgt_FLEX so I pick up a bottle and smash it off his skull. Nothing. Fuker is still emotionless, people dunno what the hell is going on because when sgt_FLEX hits someone they usually lose their face. I gave him one of my patented round house kicks to the back of the head, nothing. fuk this, I wip out my lighter and torch that fukers head, as soon as my lighter reaches him his head goes up like a bag of ****. sgt_FLEX is stunned by this. To my surprise I realise that he is a terminator, one of the older models with rubber skin and fake hair and ****, thought something was funny lookking with this muthfuka. I think it sinks into him that he is in trouble so he starts hollering and whoopping, running around the joint. Should have seen this ****, a fukin man body with a robot head running all over the place. I whip out my uzi's I keep under my pecs and blow him out the fukin window, some terminator, bitch runs off. I realise that he drops a photo,I pick it up and give it the eye. it's a picture of me holding a photo, then all of a sudden some mexican kid takes a photo of me, wants to charge me 5 dollars or his father will beat him. I say I'm taking it for free or I'll beat you and your pathetic excuse for a father. I jump into my pontiac and put 'talk talk - life's what you make it' on and drive off, there's a storm coming. It's name is sgt_FLEX.

lots of stuff here i havent seen before

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you cant get off my dick ,

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Just sayin...

Reps to whoever tells me what movie this is from. I watched it in a film class last week.

Whitespace management .... check it out!

LOL thanks, it makes me laugh every time!

who has the .gif with the lord of the rings misc style

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classic star wars kid

Wow, he makes his own sound effects, that is the sign of a true action hero! Here is the improved version, also good for a laugh:

It's actually footage from a movie by a director named Riefenstahl. Hitler hired her to make the movie about him. He wanted a movie that contained speeches given by Nazi part leaders that would gather support and bring more Germans to believe in him as a leader.

lol