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Whats the most cringiest chit you've ever done? (srs)(let it out)
05-08-2016, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted By KingKringe⏩
so you punched? tf?some 3/10 bish didnt want to dance w/ me cuz i was fat in 8th grade so i punched
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05-08-2016, 02:58 PM
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during a work meeting with my department, my colleague (whom I normally teased a lot) mentioned she was light headed.
I asked if it was because of all the blood she lost during her period (hinting that she was in a bad mood)
It came out so wrong...
room went silent, everyone looked at me like wtf
I wanted to die
I asked if it was because of all the blood she lost during her period (hinting that she was in a bad mood)
It came out so wrong...
room went silent, everyone looked at me like wtf
I wanted to die
05-08-2016, 03:04 PM
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05-08-2016, 03:05 PM
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Asked a girl out that I met on tumblr who lived 2,000 miles away and who I had never met.
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05-08-2016, 03:06 PM
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Did aloooot of cringy chit on MSN back in the days.
Spamming my crush - Like I'd ask her a stupidass question "what are you doing ?" And when she didn't respond for a minute, i'd just repeat it again "what are you doing??"
Then started spamming question marks
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??????
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Add in some emoticons etc
till she went offline.
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Spamming my crush - Like I'd ask her a stupidass question "what are you doing ?" And when she didn't respond for a minute, i'd just repeat it again "what are you doing??"
Then started spamming question marks
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,?
???
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??????
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Add in some emoticons etc
till she went offline.
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05-08-2016, 03:08 PM
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Made a voodoo doll of myself for Valentine's day in high school and gave it to the guy I was crushing on really hard with a note that said something like "You can do whatever you want to me". Never even talked to the guy, before. When I gave it to him, I just ran up and kind of threw it to him and ran off.
It made it around the school and I was called a witch for pretty much the remainder of my time there.
It made it around the school and I was called a witch for pretty much the remainder of my time there.
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05-08-2016, 03:26 PM
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called a girl i liked while on the team bus coming back from baseball
(she answers)
her: hello
me: hey wats up
girl: whos this
me: rattlensake
girl: who?
me: uhhh rattlensake
girl: last name?
me: spitter
girl: oh
(i hear girls laughing in background)
me: what you doing
girl: just with friends
me: cool
girl: yep
me: wanna hang out when we get back
girl: whos we
me: the baseball team
girl: you mean you want me to hang out with the baseball team?
me: no ha just me
girl: um no im going fishing or something
me: oh cool
girl: well i g2g
me: ok call em later
girl: ill be busy
(summer of my senior year)
(im at dq in drive thru, bunch of preps are sitting at table eating ice cream, im blasting some avenged sevenfold thinking im cool)
guy: hey theres rattlensake
(they yell RATTLENSAKE!)
(i nodded)
guy: look at you badass rattlensake
(get nervosu get ice cream pull on to road almsot hit car, look to my right see the preps laughing at me)
(she answers)
her: hello
me: hey wats up
girl: whos this
me: rattlensake
girl: who?
me: uhhh rattlensake
girl: last name?
me: spitter
girl: oh
(i hear girls laughing in background)
me: what you doing
girl: just with friends
me: cool
girl: yep
me: wanna hang out when we get back
girl: whos we
me: the baseball team
girl: you mean you want me to hang out with the baseball team?
me: no ha just me
girl: um no im going fishing or something
me: oh cool
girl: well i g2g
me: ok call em later
girl: ill be busy
(summer of my senior year)
(im at dq in drive thru, bunch of preps are sitting at table eating ice cream, im blasting some avenged sevenfold thinking im cool)
guy: hey theres rattlensake
(they yell RATTLENSAKE!)
(i nodded)
guy: look at you badass rattlensake
(get nervosu get ice cream pull on to road almsot hit car, look to my right see the preps laughing at me)
05-08-2016, 03:31 PM
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Asking for my ex back.
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05-08-2016, 03:33 PM
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Fell for a known sloot. Seriously she was nice and fun but their was never any future or healthy relationship there.
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05-08-2016, 03:34 PM
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asked a girl to prom she said no then went with a manlet
05-08-2016, 03:35 PM
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05-08-2016, 03:37 PM
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Used to be an absolute cringey ******* to my oneitis who friendzoned me hard. Literally just sent her the most beta **** you've ever seen, hoping she'd see the light. Eventually ended up dating her somehow, and then I was the one who cheated on her. Fukkin wut
05-08-2016, 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
If a guy did that to a girl in high school he'd be charged with sexual assault nowadaysMade a voodoo doll of myself for Valentine's day in high school and gave it to the guy I was crushing on really hard with a note that said something like "You can do whatever you want to me". Never even talked to the guy, before. When I gave it to him, I just ran up and kind of threw it to him and ran off.
It made it around the school and I was called a witch for pretty much the remainder of my time there.
It made it around the school and I was called a witch for pretty much the remainder of my time there.
05-08-2016, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted By sv722⏩
I had a massive crush on a girl when i was 19. I was a fukking autistic potato (and still am) who didn't know how to ask girls out and would always stare at her. I had enough so on valentines day i bought her a card and wrote a poem inside which went something like
"Roses are red, violets are blue,
i think you're sexy and i like you.
you are a great mate
Is it too late to ask you out on a date?"
I sprayed the card and outer envelope with my cologne and slid it under her door, I never heard from her again lol.
"Roses are red, violets are blue,
i think you're sexy and i like you.
you are a great mate
Is it too late to ask you out on a date?"
I sprayed the card and outer envelope with my cologne and slid it under her door, I never heard from her again lol.

05-08-2016, 03:43 PM
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Cute girl from my class called me and asked if she could come over to do home work. I rejected her offer without even knowing that she wanted the D.
Worked with a HBB for 2 days then she wanted me to come into her apartment because she was gonna change clothes. I said i will wait outside. Bish suddenly changes her mind and says she doesn't have to change clothes anyway.
Meet up with girl from class at a club. She tells me she has vodka with her and asks if i want some. I say yeah and she takes me to the bathroom stalls and says "lets pretend like we are having sex". Girl drops her pants and sits down on the toilet while I turn around to not look at her pusy as i take a shot of vodka, then walk out of the stall.
I used to be so bad at picking up signs from girls. I didnt realise any of these girls wanted my D until maybe a day after when i talked to my boys about it. Beta crew ayy
Worked with a HBB for 2 days then she wanted me to come into her apartment because she was gonna change clothes. I said i will wait outside. Bish suddenly changes her mind and says she doesn't have to change clothes anyway.
Meet up with girl from class at a club. She tells me she has vodka with her and asks if i want some. I say yeah and she takes me to the bathroom stalls and says "lets pretend like we are having sex". Girl drops her pants and sits down on the toilet while I turn around to not look at her pusy as i take a shot of vodka, then walk out of the stall.
I used to be so bad at picking up signs from girls. I didnt realise any of these girls wanted my D until maybe a day after when i talked to my boys about it. Beta crew ayy
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05-08-2016, 03:44 PM
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Girl who sat next to me in class grabbed my crouch while I was proceeding to my seat and then proceeded to put her hand down in my pants and play with my dink and then I told her, "I'm going to tell [her boyfriend]".
She hated me ever since.
Only said that because I was somewhat cool with her boyfriend, she broke up with him not long after anyways, and hooked up with many other different guys throughout high school. She wasn't a bad looking chick at all. Still can't believe I did that lol.
She hated me ever since.
Only said that because I was somewhat cool with her boyfriend, she broke up with him not long after anyways, and hooked up with many other different guys throughout high school. She wasn't a bad looking chick at all. Still can't believe I did that lol.
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05-08-2016, 03:51 PM
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school, class, sloot was half white half indian, hot af, she said she liked me and stuff like that everyday, I started asking her weird questions and writting awkward messages like "is it a chimera, should i keep trying?", "do we have a future?", her responses were "wtf are u sayin", saw her with only a bra, fapped to that for a few months, asked her if she wanted to go on a date, she said no.
Girl from my hometown got my msn, straight asked if i wanted to be her bf, I said yes, next day told me it wasnt working and she needed time.
Had lunch with college friends, this girl asked me who I liked, I answered back "ask my dick", everybody looked at me weirdly.
Had a party in college, drunk girl with bf kissed my fingers, I shouted WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING LICKING MY FINGERS, she started crying
met a girl with a bf, she said she was interested in me, she got my number and talked to me... messaged here 24/7 calling her sweet names, didnt smash...
paid drinks for a girl i didnt even like
Girl from my hometown got my msn, straight asked if i wanted to be her bf, I said yes, next day told me it wasnt working and she needed time.
Had lunch with college friends, this girl asked me who I liked, I answered back "ask my dick", everybody looked at me weirdly.
Had a party in college, drunk girl with bf kissed my fingers, I shouted WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING LICKING MY FINGERS, she started crying
met a girl with a bf, she said she was interested in me, she got my number and talked to me... messaged here 24/7 calling her sweet names, didnt smash...
paid drinks for a girl i didnt even like
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05-08-2016, 03:52 PM
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-Went on a tinder date with a girl
-she brings her friend
-i can tell she just wants a free meal
-I pay for her gay friends meal to bruise her ego
-das it mane
-never heard back from her
-she brings her friend
-i can tell she just wants a free meal
-I pay for her gay friends meal to bruise her ego
-das it mane
-never heard back from her
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05-08-2016, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Kreigschwein⏩
lmao so aware-Went on a tinder date with a girl
-she brings her friend
-i can tell she just wants a free meal
-I pay for her gay friends meal to bruise her ego
-das it mane
-never heard back from her
-she brings her friend
-i can tell she just wants a free meal
-I pay for her gay friends meal to bruise her ego
-das it mane
-never heard back from her
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05-08-2016, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted By aleexz⏩
Sounds like typical girl logic why is this cringe?Girl from my hometown got my msn, straight asked if i wanted to be her bf, I said yes, next day told me it wasnt working and she needed time.
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05-08-2016, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Epitomnein⏩
dont dink shame. all dinks matterMy ex. 3.5 inch dick. Enough said.
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Originally Posted By GothOmelete⏩
Don't know why but this one made me lol the hardest. Holy shiit.Hung out with a gang of 14 year olds when I was 18.
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05-08-2016, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
Zyra in for the kill... Weirest thing so far. I'll start posting mine, and I have a lot.Made a voodoo doll of myself for Valentine's day in high school and gave it to the guy I was crushing on really hard with a note that said something like "You can do whatever you want to me". Never even talked to the guy, before. When I gave it to him, I just ran up and kind of threw it to him and ran off.
It made it around the school and I was called a witch for pretty much the remainder of my time there.
It made it around the school and I was called a witch for pretty much the remainder of my time there.
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My hot neighbor and her friend at the time come over while all our parents are out together. They start hanging out with my little brother and younger stepbrothers. Im in my room playing h3 trying to grind to a level 50. The neighbors friend opens the door and I think she said something about the neighbor sucking my cawk and she pushes my neighbor into my room and closes the door. She stands there for a few minutes while I continue playing halo and then she leaves.
Another time another one of my hot neighbors sends me a text asking me what im doing, and asks if I want a picture and I said no.
My whole life is full of regrets and I constantly feel like im in a fog so I cannot make these clear as day decisions.
Another time another one of my hot neighbors sends me a text asking me what im doing, and asks if I want a picture and I said no.
My whole life is full of regrets and I constantly feel like im in a fog so I cannot make these clear as day decisions.
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Originally Posted By CopeyDan⏩
He was Indian.I didn't know ppl like that existed
Lol, apologies to all the Indian miscers.
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Originally Posted By Epitomnein⏩
Hmmm seems like the dude still got in them guts doeHe was Indian.
Lol, apologies to all the Indian miscers.
Lol, apologies to all the Indian miscers.
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Awkward as fuk grinding at the club cause I didn't know how to dance...
so embarrassed by it I stop my hardest to just stop thinking about it whenever it pops up as if it never happened...
was basically just hopping around thrusting my cock into chicks
so embarrassed by it I stop my hardest to just stop thinking about it whenever it pops up as if it never happened...
was basically just hopping around thrusting my cock into chicks
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
Lmao I love stories of females being awkward as ****.Made a voodoo doll of myself for Valentine's day in high school and gave it to the guy I was crushing on really hard with a note that said something like "You can do whatever you want to me". Never even talked to the guy, before. When I gave it to him, I just ran up and kind of threw it to him and ran off.
It made it around the school and I was called a witch for pretty much the remainder of my time there.
It made it around the school and I was called a witch for pretty much the remainder of my time there.
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