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I had a crush on some girl in Spanish class I highschool and I would plan to "accidentally run into her" so I could create a chance encounter so I could talk to her. Nothing ever happened and eventually she became less and less attractive to me as the school semester went on.
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05-09-2016, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
Jesus Christ. No WK but i might have to pony up for a Misc shirt for you. You'd fill it well.One of the guys I really liked had to sit next to me in Spanish. Every day I would offer him a drink of my soda in hopes that I could share his germs like some FA weirdo. One day, he took a drink and I grabbed the drink back and licked the rim of the can vigorously.
He bertstared the fuk out of me and never talked to me again. After that I would leave love notes in his locker for almost the entire year before he finally caught me putting them in. Again, I got bertstared hard. All of his friends teased him about it.
He ended up asking me to prom and flaking out on me later on down the road, going with another girl, instead, and leaving me to go solo.
He bertstared the fuk out of me and never talked to me again. After that I would leave love notes in his locker for almost the entire year before he finally caught me putting them in. Again, I got bertstared hard. All of his friends teased him about it.
He ended up asking me to prom and flaking out on me later on down the road, going with another girl, instead, and leaving me to go solo.
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05-09-2016, 10:22 AM
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Used to wear ripped abercrombie jeans and in 10th grade had a hot science teacher and i had a hole in the jeans near my crotch so i "accidentally" let me penor hang out of it for her to see one day after school while i was alone in the classroom with her retaking a test that she caught me cheating on earlier in the day
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05-09-2016, 10:23 AM
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on summer days i used my cheap crayola 'safety' scissors and i'd cut bumble bees in half whilst they were trying to load up their pollen.
i must have only been about 7 or 8, very hazy memory.
pretty weird.
i must have only been about 7 or 8, very hazy memory.
pretty weird.
05-09-2016, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted By JayHolly⏩
Wood rep but on spread.We had a thread about the cringiest... now let's hear all your creepy weird FA stories.
Cliffs:
- OP catfished his ex girlfriend in order to get back with him by pretending to be a female friend.
- it works, OP and girlfriend have wonderful relationship for a year and a half then girlfriend sloots
- 2 years go by and when OP goes to admit to ex gf that he catfished her to piss her off, she dies of drug overdose.
- Full fkn srs.
Cliffs:
- OP catfished his ex girlfriend in order to get back with him by pretending to be a female friend.
- it works, OP and girlfriend have wonderful relationship for a year and a half then girlfriend sloots
- 2 years go by and when OP goes to admit to ex gf that he catfished her to piss her off, she dies of drug overdose.
- Full fkn srs.
Creepy? Yeah prolly, lol. But guddam man that was some commitment to that con. Mirin the dedication and the fact that it ACTUALLY WORKED.
05-09-2016, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
I don't know if saying I fit into the Misc is WK at all. LolJesus Christ. No WK but i might have to pony up for a Misc shirt for you. You'd fill it well.
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05-09-2016, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Pretty much the only true female miscerJesus Christ. No WK but i might have to pony up for a Misc shirt for you. You'd fill it well.
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05-09-2016, 10:38 AM
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I messed around with my friend's 15 year old sister when I was probably 20. He had a small party at his parents' house when we were home from college.
Surely the statue of limitations has expired on that one by now
Surely the statue of limitations has expired on that one by now
05-09-2016, 11:02 AM
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this thread is degenerating into a pathetic white knight thread, so I won't even bother
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05-09-2016, 11:06 AM
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When I was in first grade, the teacher at the time (who was a real bish) would only let us go to the bathroom during recess.
Everyday this one girl would scream bloody murder and throw a tantrum because she wanted to use the bathroom after recess, and the teacher refused. She actually pissed herself a couple times and her parents had to come and pick her up and all this drama ensued, but she kept this going for like a few weeks.
One day I saw her at recess, and it was like 5 minutes before the bell was going to ring. I ran up to her and told her she needed to use the bathroom because I was tired of hearing her scream (she sat right next to me). She told me to go away and that it was none of my business and she was just going to scream again until the teacher relented.
At this point I snapped, put her in a headlock and started marching her into the school, intent on dragging her to the bathroom and throwing her in there. While I was trying to open the door she slipped away and bolted. I ran after her and pleaded with her not to tell anyone cause I knew I was going to get in trouble.
She ended up telling the teacher and I got thrown into the principals office and was told to wait for my parents to come. While I was waiting I heard the girl crying in an adjacent room, telling everyone how I wrapped my hands around her and tried to kill her.
I could also hear the teachers saying how it was odd there was no marks on her neck if I had in fact chocked her with my hands (which I didn't, because I only had my arm wrapped around her in a traditional headlock). But the girl insisted I had choked her "with my hands".
So my parents finally arrived, and the teachers, the principal and my mom all come in the office and sit down and start asking me questions. Right off the bat, the principal asked me if I had choked her and I said no, she's crazy. I made up a story about how we were playing or something and I told her to go to the bathroom and that I pushed her, that was it.
They asked me questions for a good 30 minutes with my mom standing in, but at the end of it, they determined she was lying and that I hadn't done anything wrong. I remember her parents being furious and calling me a piece of shet, and that they were done with this school.
The next day she was pulled from class and I never saw her again. I hope I didn't cause any lasting psychological problems for her, but there was no way I going to admit to that shet.
Everyday this one girl would scream bloody murder and throw a tantrum because she wanted to use the bathroom after recess, and the teacher refused. She actually pissed herself a couple times and her parents had to come and pick her up and all this drama ensued, but she kept this going for like a few weeks.
One day I saw her at recess, and it was like 5 minutes before the bell was going to ring. I ran up to her and told her she needed to use the bathroom because I was tired of hearing her scream (she sat right next to me). She told me to go away and that it was none of my business and she was just going to scream again until the teacher relented.
At this point I snapped, put her in a headlock and started marching her into the school, intent on dragging her to the bathroom and throwing her in there. While I was trying to open the door she slipped away and bolted. I ran after her and pleaded with her not to tell anyone cause I knew I was going to get in trouble.
She ended up telling the teacher and I got thrown into the principals office and was told to wait for my parents to come. While I was waiting I heard the girl crying in an adjacent room, telling everyone how I wrapped my hands around her and tried to kill her.
I could also hear the teachers saying how it was odd there was no marks on her neck if I had in fact chocked her with my hands (which I didn't, because I only had my arm wrapped around her in a traditional headlock). But the girl insisted I had choked her "with my hands".
So my parents finally arrived, and the teachers, the principal and my mom all come in the office and sit down and start asking me questions. Right off the bat, the principal asked me if I had choked her and I said no, she's crazy. I made up a story about how we were playing or something and I told her to go to the bathroom and that I pushed her, that was it.
They asked me questions for a good 30 minutes with my mom standing in, but at the end of it, they determined she was lying and that I hadn't done anything wrong. I remember her parents being furious and calling me a piece of shet, and that they were done with this school.
The next day she was pulled from class and I never saw her again. I hope I didn't cause any lasting psychological problems for her, but there was no way I going to admit to that shet.
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05-09-2016, 11:07 AM
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Creepy link and stories ITT:http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showth...hp?t=171360961
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
****ing idiot.One of the guys I really liked had to sit next to me in Spanish. Every day I would offer him a drink of my soda in hopes that I could share his germs like some FA weirdo. One day, he took a drink and I grabbed the drink back and licked the rim of the can vigorously.
He bertstared the fuk out of me and never talked to me again. After that I would leave love notes in his locker for almost the entire year before he finally caught me putting them in. Again, I got bertstared hard. All of his friends teased him about it.
He ended up asking me to prom and flaking out on me later on down the road, going with another girl, instead, and leaving me to go solo.
He bertstared the fuk out of me and never talked to me again. After that I would leave love notes in his locker for almost the entire year before he finally caught me putting them in. Again, I got bertstared hard. All of his friends teased him about it.
He ended up asking me to prom and flaking out on me later on down the road, going with another girl, instead, and leaving me to go solo.
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Originally Posted By SpectreX⏩
She sounded annoying af.When I was in first grade, the teacher at the time (who was a real bish) would only let us go to the bathroom during recess.
Everyday this one girl would scream bloody murder and throw a tantrum because she wanted to use the bathroom after recess, and the teacher refused. She actually pissed herself a couple times and her parents had to come and pick her up and all this drama ensued, but she kept this going for like a few weeks.
One day I saw her at recess, and it was like 5 minutes before the bell was going to ring. I ran up to her and told her she needed to use the bathroom because I was tired of hearing her scream (she sat right next to me). She told me to go away and that it was none of my business and she was just going to scream again until the teacher relented.
At this point I snapped, put her in a headlock and started marching her into the school, intent on dragging her to the bathroom and throwing her in there. While I was trying to open the door she slipped away and bolted. I ran after her and pleaded with her not to tell anyone cause I knew I was going to get in trouble.
She ended up telling the teacher and I got thrown into the principals office and was told to wait for my parents to come. While I was waiting I heard the girl crying in an adjacent room, telling everyone how I wrapped my hands around her and tried to kill her.
I could also hear the teachers saying how it was odd there was no marks on her neck if I had in fact chocked her with my hands (which I didn't, because I only had my arm wrapped around her in a traditional headlock). But the girl insisted I had choked her "with my hands".
So my parents finally arrived, and the teachers, the principal and my mom all come in the office and sit down and start asking me questions. Right off the bat, the principal asked me if I had choked her and I said no, she's crazy. I made up a story about how we were playing or something and I told her to go to the bathroom and that I pushed her, that was it.
They asked me questions for a good 30 minutes with my mom standing in, but at the end of it, they determined she was lying and that I hadn't done anything wrong. I remember her parents being furious and calling me a piece of shet, and that they were done with this school.
The next day she was pulled from class and I never saw her again. I hope I didn't cause any lasting psychological problems for her, but there was no way I going to admit to that shet.
Everyday this one girl would scream bloody murder and throw a tantrum because she wanted to use the bathroom after recess, and the teacher refused. She actually pissed herself a couple times and her parents had to come and pick her up and all this drama ensued, but she kept this going for like a few weeks.
One day I saw her at recess, and it was like 5 minutes before the bell was going to ring. I ran up to her and told her she needed to use the bathroom because I was tired of hearing her scream (she sat right next to me). She told me to go away and that it was none of my business and she was just going to scream again until the teacher relented.
At this point I snapped, put her in a headlock and started marching her into the school, intent on dragging her to the bathroom and throwing her in there. While I was trying to open the door she slipped away and bolted. I ran after her and pleaded with her not to tell anyone cause I knew I was going to get in trouble.
She ended up telling the teacher and I got thrown into the principals office and was told to wait for my parents to come. While I was waiting I heard the girl crying in an adjacent room, telling everyone how I wrapped my hands around her and tried to kill her.
I could also hear the teachers saying how it was odd there was no marks on her neck if I had in fact chocked her with my hands (which I didn't, because I only had my arm wrapped around her in a traditional headlock). But the girl insisted I had choked her "with my hands".
So my parents finally arrived, and the teachers, the principal and my mom all come in the office and sit down and start asking me questions. Right off the bat, the principal asked me if I had choked her and I said no, she's crazy. I made up a story about how we were playing or something and I told her to go to the bathroom and that I pushed her, that was it.
They asked me questions for a good 30 minutes with my mom standing in, but at the end of it, they determined she was lying and that I hadn't done anything wrong. I remember her parents being furious and calling me a piece of shet, and that they were done with this school.
The next day she was pulled from class and I never saw her again. I hope I didn't cause any lasting psychological problems for her, but there was no way I going to admit to that shet.
I honestly feel like she deserved it.
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05-09-2016, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
There's little doubt in my mind that she deserved it, but if I found out some kid put one of my girls in a headlock... I might kill him.She sounded annoying af.
I honestly feel like she deserved it.
I honestly feel like she deserved it.
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Brb sending this thread to the FBI so they have leads for when 15 women are found decapitated in an alley somewhere.
Creepy phucks, the lot of ya.
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Originally Posted By FriendOfFrank⏩
Feels.I messed around with my friend's 15 year old sister when I was probably 20. He had a small party at his parents' house when we were home from college.
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05-09-2016, 02:43 PM
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There was this girl I had a crush on in high school. I used to find her and follow her in between every class. Her classes weren't anywhere near mine so I would follow her and once she got to her classroom I would turn around and usually walk to the opposite side of campus to where my class actually was. I found her MySpace and printed out all her pictures and put them all inside my folder so I could sneak peeks at them during class.
Another girl I had a crush on dropped her chapstick in class. I picked it up took it home rubbed it all over my cock and rubbed one out.
Overheard a girl that I liked giving her number to some other guy. Put it in my phone. Started texting her and calling her and she somehow found out it was me. She saw me at school and yelled at me in front of everyone "STOP TEXTING ME AND CALLING ME I HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU GOT MY NUMBER!"
All srs.
Another girl I had a crush on dropped her chapstick in class. I picked it up took it home rubbed it all over my cock and rubbed one out.
Overheard a girl that I liked giving her number to some other guy. Put it in my phone. Started texting her and calling her and she somehow found out it was me. She saw me at school and yelled at me in front of everyone "STOP TEXTING ME AND CALLING ME I HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU GOT MY NUMBER!"
All srs.
05-09-2016, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
that's pathetic peterOne of the guys I really liked had to sit next to me in Spanish. Every day I would offer him a drink of my soda in hopes that I could share his germs like some FA weirdo. One day, he took a drink and I grabbed the drink back and licked the rim of the can vigorously.
He bertstared the fuk out of me and never talked to me again. After that I would leave love notes in his locker for almost the entire year before he finally caught me putting them in. Again, I got bertstared hard. All of his friends teased him about it.
He ended up asking me to prom and flaking out on me later on down the road, going with another girl, instead, and leaving me to go solo.
He bertstared the fuk out of me and never talked to me again. After that I would leave love notes in his locker for almost the entire year before he finally caught me putting them in. Again, I got bertstared hard. All of his friends teased him about it.
He ended up asking me to prom and flaking out on me later on down the road, going with another girl, instead, and leaving me to go solo.
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Originally Posted By JayHolly⏩
I used to jack off to fantasies of girls who despised me and were stuck up and gave me the stink eye and disgusted looks. Just to have "power" over them spiritually. It's Voodoo. I used to take strands of their hair and a picture of hers then do a ceremony then jack off to imaginations of me tapping that azz. Then I'd see her the next day and she'd present the booty to me... which I so eagerly phucked.We had a thread about the cringiest... now let's hear all your creepy weird FA stories.
I'll go first...
Back in my first ever relationship, I broke up with my then girlfriend after 8 months because my mum didn't like her (srs). She would always go on about how much she hated her, hated her mum, hated where she lived, hated how she talked etc so to make my mum stfu I broke up with her.
Now here's the creepy bit.. (please forgive me, I was only 17) I tried to get her back after about a week realising I dun goofd, and she told me she'd think about it for a while. So I created a fakefemale******** profile complete with relationship status, 100 past pics (just googled scene girls to seem edgy and relate to her), school info etc and messaged my then ex gf trying to befriend her online and try convince her to give me another shot. I was pretty good I'll be honest, talked about girl ****, used a lot of !!! and x's and pretended to be super hyped about silly things like a girl would.
So I pretended that this profile I created was my best friend from high school and that I was distraught after the breakup and was just trying to bring us back together again.
I even went so far as to have a fake ******** chat conversation with myself just so I could copy and paste the conversation to my ex girlfriend from my fake profile and pretend I was giving inside information.
Felt like such a phucking creep while doing it because she completely opened up to her/ me about our relationship and it actually seemed to work. We got back together 2 weeks later and lasted another year and a half before she slooted anyway.
Was about to admit to her that the girl she befriended online who convinced her to get back with me was in fact me all along.. then she died of a drug overdose a few months ago. Funny how the world works.
Share your stories brahs
Cliffs:
- OP catfished his ex girlfriend in order to get back with him by pretending to be a female friend.
- it works, OP and girlfriend have wonderful relationship for a year and a half then girlfriend sloots
- 2 years go by and when OP goes to admit to ex gf that he catfished her to piss her off, she dies of drug overdose.
- Full fkn srs.
I'll go first...
Back in my first ever relationship, I broke up with my then girlfriend after 8 months because my mum didn't like her (srs). She would always go on about how much she hated her, hated her mum, hated where she lived, hated how she talked etc so to make my mum stfu I broke up with her.
Now here's the creepy bit.. (please forgive me, I was only 17) I tried to get her back after about a week realising I dun goofd, and she told me she'd think about it for a while. So I created a fakefemale******** profile complete with relationship status, 100 past pics (just googled scene girls to seem edgy and relate to her), school info etc and messaged my then ex gf trying to befriend her online and try convince her to give me another shot. I was pretty good I'll be honest, talked about girl ****, used a lot of !!! and x's and pretended to be super hyped about silly things like a girl would.
So I pretended that this profile I created was my best friend from high school and that I was distraught after the breakup and was just trying to bring us back together again.
I even went so far as to have a fake ******** chat conversation with myself just so I could copy and paste the conversation to my ex girlfriend from my fake profile and pretend I was giving inside information.
Felt like such a phucking creep while doing it because she completely opened up to her/ me about our relationship and it actually seemed to work. We got back together 2 weeks later and lasted another year and a half before she slooted anyway.
Was about to admit to her that the girl she befriended online who convinced her to get back with me was in fact me all along.. then she died of a drug overdose a few months ago. Funny how the world works.
Share your stories brahs
Cliffs:
- OP catfished his ex girlfriend in order to get back with him by pretending to be a female friend.
- it works, OP and girlfriend have wonderful relationship for a year and a half then girlfriend sloots
- 2 years go by and when OP goes to admit to ex gf that he catfished her to piss her off, she dies of drug overdose.
- Full fkn srs.
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I remember the first time I fingered a girl in college. I was so excited to be doing the deed, that I stopped midway and took a big whiff of my finger with my eyes closed and all to inhale the fumes of the girl's sugar walls right in front of her. The girl legit bertstared at me for a few seconds straight in disgust and was probably regretting hooking up with me. Needless to say, the girl never hung out with me again.
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Originally Posted By iconoclasmic⏩
hahahahahahahahaha! You're funny bro.I remember the first time I fingered a girl in college. I was so excited to be doing the deed, that I stopped midway and took a big whiff of my finger with my eyes closed and all to inhale the fumes of the girl's sugar walls right in front of her. The girl legit bertstared at me for a few seconds straight in disgust and was probably regretting hooking up with me. Needless to say, the girl never hung out with me again.
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haha i once made a fake myspace account to holler at this chick like the OP, i ended up fcking it up cause i thought the fake profile was my real one and i messaged/commented on a real life friends profile. will never forget this sht. highschool days were funny
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When I was about 12 years old I took a cab to and from school every day. The taxi driver just so happened to be the neighbour of a girl at my school that I had a massive crush on. I got her information from him in order to write her an actual love letter.
Unfortunately the girl had an identical twin, and he thought it was the sister I liked so one day I got a text from the sister telling me she wasn't interested. When I realized my mistake I made sure to get the information right this time, wrote a new letter and within a few days the girl I liked also sent me a text saying she wasn't interested.
Fun times.
Unfortunately the girl had an identical twin, and he thought it was the sister I liked so one day I got a text from the sister telling me she wasn't interested. When I realized my mistake I made sure to get the information right this time, wrote a new letter and within a few days the girl I liked also sent me a text saying she wasn't interested.
Fun times.
I have always wanted to become a tampon. My dream is to be inserted into a woman's chamber of love and absorb her lady juices.
My gyno surgery video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td12mDeyVH8
05-15-2016, 06:44 AM
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i physically harassed a girl when i was 4 years old srs. now im 22 and a virgin lol
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lol I hated my 9th grade gym class, so I didn't even bother talking in it, so as far as I can tell I could of either been the silent cool guy or the quiet weirdo, and one day my test was running high and I was like "man I just want to be alpha as fuk today, don't even give a fuk" and by extreme coincidence, one of the guys carries one of the girls into the boy's locker room, they were messing around or whatever, and I just went ahead and slapped her ass as he held her up, and then she just runs out in a violated manner.
I come out after changing, and people were like, "It was him! He did it!", "How could you do such a thing!" and the girl starts attacking me and I tried to play it off. Next day everyone in that class is giving me that creep look, and I'm just like aw fuk quiet weirdo confirmed.
Luckily most of my friends outside that class were actually cool and popular or else I would of been deemed a weird kid after that incident.
I come out after changing, and people were like, "It was him! He did it!", "How could you do such a thing!" and the girl starts attacking me and I tried to play it off. Next day everyone in that class is giving me that creep look, and I'm just like aw fuk quiet weirdo confirmed.
Luckily most of my friends outside that class were actually cool and popular or else I would of been deemed a weird kid after that incident.
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Originally Posted By KyBrah32⏩
Holy fuk man, I think this story grossed me out more than anyone here...I was friendzoned by this chick who lived i my neighborhood, I would always go to her house and we'd chill and swim and chit, never made a move on her. Once day after swimming I snuck into her room and stole a pair of her worn panties, skid marks, vagine juice stains and all, and put em in my pocket. I had possibly the most satisfying fap sessions ever for a solid couple of months and I would wear them over my face. I think I still have them somewhere. I used to legit consider going out at night and watching her through her window, I was that infatuated with her.
the worst thing is I think she knew. she texted me the next day and asked if something was missing from her room. I said idk and she just changed the subject.
the worst thing is I think she knew. she texted me the next day and asked if something was missing from her room. I said idk and she just changed the subject.
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