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coworker gave me **** for drinking diet soda, I called her fat she complained to boss
05-17-2016, 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Chazb0⏩
Pussy chaz this is why you'll never be chadYou're an idiot. HR nightmare. You will be fired soon enough.
1 letter away. so close, yet so far.
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05-17-2016, 02:06 AM
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Originally Posted By thetrebel⏩
Oh boy. And this is why men are slowly dying out in office jobs; an entire department to enforce PC culture rather than encourage good performance.Boss just texted me to report to HR first thing in the morning wtd
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05-17-2016, 02:43 AM
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GL Opie.
I work in health care. Need to keep my lips closed tight unless I'm in my inner most of circles cause these bishes complain about EVERYTHING it's like as if it's an e peen contest who can report the most people.
I work in health care. Need to keep my lips closed tight unless I'm in my inner most of circles cause these bishes complain about EVERYTHING it's like as if it's an e peen contest who can report the most people.
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05-17-2016, 02:54 AM
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fat chicks giving health advice is always good for a belly laugh
05-17-2016, 03:12 AM
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Honestly why are women just such kunts, especially in the workplace.
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05-17-2016, 03:16 AM
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in for updates OP, stay safe
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05-17-2016, 03:19 AM
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Let this be a lesson to all miscers. If your wit moves to fast and you detect it will get you in trouble, go make a complaint to your manager first to protect yourself.
"So, and so made me feel bad about (lifestyle choice) and now I don't feel comfortable at work."
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05-17-2016, 03:24 AM
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Better not to speak anything, everything seems to be offensive these days.
Stay safe OP.
Stay safe OP.
05-17-2016, 03:57 AM
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Originally Posted By StrikingMoose⏩
Lmaoo its so ironic how these nurses are suppouse to take care of you when they themselves are fat as fkkkkGL Opie.
I work in health care. Need to keep my lips closed tight unless I'm in my inner most of circles cause these bishes complain about EVERYTHING it's like as if it's an e peen contest who can report the most people.
I work in health care. Need to keep my lips closed tight unless I'm in my inner most of circles cause these bishes complain about EVERYTHING it's like as if it's an e peen contest who can report the most people.
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05-17-2016, 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Chazb0⏩
You're the worst, Chaz.You're an idiot. HR nightmare. You will be fired soon enough.
05-17-2016, 04:39 AM
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A chick I worked with a while back used to be a nun.
One day she and some others coworkers prank called me as the police after I got back from Vegas. They said they had some reports about lewd sex acts and wanted me for questioning.
Afterward we were all laughing (including nun sloot) and I said it'd be funny if we did it to her. You know, cause she was a nun.
Bish flipped her sh*t. Immediately went to report me to HR.
dead srs
Its in womens DNA to tell on you. That's the only power they have.
One day she and some others coworkers prank called me as the police after I got back from Vegas. They said they had some reports about lewd sex acts and wanted me for questioning.
Afterward we were all laughing (including nun sloot) and I said it'd be funny if we did it to her. You know, cause she was a nun.
Bish flipped her sh*t. Immediately went to report me to HR.
dead srs
Its in womens DNA to tell on you. That's the only power they have.
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05-17-2016, 04:42 AM
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Originally Posted By MrMooo⏩
Negged for "sware"sigh i sware sensitive whales ruining this planet.
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05-17-2016, 04:47 AM
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tell HR you're a homosexual transsexual genderfluid queer muslim syrian refugee. Job saved
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05-17-2016, 05:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Chazb0⏩
negged for being a wage cuckYou're an idiot. HR nightmare. You will be fired soon enough.
The best activities for your health are pumping and humping.
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05-17-2016, 06:42 AM
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Just got to work boyos
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05-17-2016, 07:14 AM
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tell HR to tell her that if she doesn't like it she can go shove some kfc right up her greasy fat kunt. then say ur gonna impregnate her and fuk the chicken right out of that biches ass. that'll show them lol u wont get fired they wont be game fam
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05-17-2016, 07:48 AM
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05-17-2016, 08:45 AM
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Thanks for the negs. Some of you need to understand that your machismo does not work in a place of business. There is an employee handbook and a code of ethics that you need to understand and abide by in order to maintain a position within a company. I feel sorry for you guys who never learned any manners. It is quite sad actually.
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05-17-2016, 08:51 AM
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Op you make it?
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05-17-2016, 09:11 AM
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OP, tell HR you felt bullied and harassed by the whale for how you choose to live your life (by drinking Dr. Pepper). You do NOT appreciate working in an environment hostile towards people who care about their own health
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05-17-2016, 09:15 AM
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You CANNOT joke around with women in the workplace (SRS)
Only men know how to take jokes and participate in witty banter. Women just get pissed and tell HR.
It's like walking on egg shells if you're the only guy in the office. Just have to take their punches without giving any back.
I almost got in trouble at work before after MUTUAL joking around with someone, but she decided to get butthurt and complain. Luckily nothing came of it.
Another coworker got FIRED because the manager (a woman) asked an employee to vacuum and he said, "but thats womens work" as a joke, and she didn't think it was funny (hint: it was tho).
I'm a manager now, and when I work with all guys its a fuking blast. Dick jokes all around. But when women are around I keep it professional.
Only men know how to take jokes and participate in witty banter. Women just get pissed and tell HR.
It's like walking on egg shells if you're the only guy in the office. Just have to take their punches without giving any back.
I almost got in trouble at work before after MUTUAL joking around with someone, but she decided to get butthurt and complain. Luckily nothing came of it.
Another coworker got FIRED because the manager (a woman) asked an employee to vacuum and he said, "but thats womens work" as a joke, and she didn't think it was funny (hint: it was tho).
I'm a manager now, and when I work with all guys its a fuking blast. Dick jokes all around. But when women are around I keep it professional.
05-17-2016, 09:48 AM
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Well I had to sign a write up form. First warning, 3rd one and I can be fired.
Also have to apologize to coworker, **** this gay earth.
Also have to apologize to coworker, **** this gay earth.
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