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Thread: For $1K per pump (after taxes), would you take a dink in butt? How many times?

post 1442742311 05-17-2016, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted By hermanmunster2⏩
They pay you an amount that equals $1K per pump after taxes. 1099 income from Mirin Gains Enterprises Inc.
"They"

We all know why you made this thread OP. Get us to agree to 1k, then talk us down to a nickel per pump to let u rape our anguses.
6'1"
post 1442743841 05-17-2016, 08:18 PM
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Just lol @ this question. If you are going to take one in your ass you might as well go big nom' sayin? (no pun intended).


Hell yes I would. I would take one like 4,000 pumps ($4 million) then retire instantly, live off the interest in the stock market, and **** 10/10 escorts the rest of my life while you slave away at your ****ty 40k a year job and marry a 5/10 just because you were afraid you might like it because you're secretly a ******* lmao.
post 1442746811 05-17-2016, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted By ralphlaurenbrah⏩
Just lol @ this question. If you are going to take one in your ass you might as well go big nom' sayin? (no pun intended).


Hell yes I would. I would take one like 4,000 pumps ($4 million) then retire instantly, live off the interest in the stock market, and **** 10/10 escorts the rest of my life while you slave away at your ****ty 40k a year job and marry a 5/10 just because you were afraid you might like it because you're secretly a ******* lmao.
Pretty much this, and I'd be zero fuks given. Just make a few million and stop. Would proudly tell everyone the story for the LULZ. Dudes would try to make fun of me but they'd just be secretly jelly that I made millions in such an easy way.
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post 1442747261 05-17-2016, 08:37 PM
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If the dink isn't large enough to cause trauma, then I don't know.
post 1442747401 05-17-2016, 08:37 PM
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Who's pumping, a white collar brah or a tradesman?


Obv this makes all the difference.
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post 1442749801 05-17-2016, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
Who's pumping, a white collar brah or a tradesman?


Obv this makes all the difference.
Don't want to get plowed in the service elevator?
post 1442750081 05-17-2016, 08:51 PM
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This seems gay.
post 1442750641 05-17-2016, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted By disphugginflip⏩
Id let the entire Dothraki army and their horses rape my angus.
Originally Posted By immune18⏩
I'd let Ramsay Bolton shove wreaks schlong up me 100 times

Come and see
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Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal
post 1442750761 05-17-2016, 08:56 PM
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lmfao i'd let them pump me for a year straight srs
post 1442750891 05-17-2016, 08:57 PM
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about 350/day

Its not gay if the balls dont touch


Thats $123,200,000/year
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post 1442751001 05-17-2016, 08:58 PM
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I mean...a billion dollars is a billion dollars...
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post 1442751221 05-17-2016, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Adnim⏩
ya'll are gay
b-b-but $20 is $20





















no homo
post 1442752011 05-17-2016, 09:05 PM
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I'd be ****ting pancakes with the biggest smile on my face if this was offered
OVO
post 1442754631 05-17-2016, 09:20 PM
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You need my contact info, OP? I can start work tomorrow.
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post 1442755041 05-17-2016, 09:22 PM
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Technicaly, this isnt gay because you dont want to do it

Its basically getting paid to get raped


Hell yes. Not gay.
Knicks are goat
post 1442756391 05-17-2016, 09:31 PM
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Inb4 proudmanlet turns gay and you're all pooping in a bag
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post 1442818791 05-18-2016, 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted By 87slosohc⏩
Inb4 proudmanlet turns gay and you're all pooping in a bag
The dinks are 6inch bpel max
post 1442819831 05-18-2016, 08:43 AM
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das it mane

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