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People that say they enjoy IPA beers are trolling everybody, right?
06-10-2016, 06:03 PM
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06-10-2016, 06:07 PM
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It's actually scientifically true that bottled Corona is skunky beer. Ultraviolet light is what causes beer to spoil/skunk and it does so at a very rapid pace. Any beer that has a light or clear bottle is undeniably and objectively poverty beer. It's no wonder that people NEED to mask off Corona's natural taste with lime.
If you want to drink Corona, then be sure to get the canned version for some sort of freshness. I love the design of their clear bottles, but really it is very bad for any beer to be exposed to light.
If you want to drink Corona, then be sure to get the canned version for some sort of freshness. I love the design of their clear bottles, but really it is very bad for any beer to be exposed to light.
06-10-2016, 06:10 PM
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Yeah IPA's are overrated but I do lean towards more flavorsome beers nowadays. IPA's taste a bit better if you had one of two other beers first, take the edge of the stronger bitterness.
06-10-2016, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Tunabolt⏩
LMFAO what the fuk am i readingIt's actually scientifically true that bottled Corona is skunky beer. Ultraviolet light is what causes beer to spoil/skunk and it does so at a very rapid pace. Any beer that has a light or clear bottle is undeniably and objectively poverty beer. It's no wonder that people NEED to mask off Corona's natural taste with lime.
If you want to drink Corona, then be sure to get the canned version for some sort of freshness. I love the design of their clear bottles, but really it is very bad for any beer to be exposed to light.
If you want to drink Corona, then be sure to get the canned version for some sort of freshness. I love the design of their clear bottles, but really it is very bad for any beer to be exposed to light.
this is what retarded IPA drinking hipsters actually believe? clear bottles ruin beer? lmao
06-10-2016, 06:13 PM
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06-10-2016, 06:13 PM
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Are you on the west coast? I recently moved out here from the east coast and I'm an alcoholic. The IPAs here suck balls, so I get why you'd say that. They all taste super bitter with no other flavors.
06-10-2016, 06:16 PM
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I like American Pale Ale's
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Three Floyds Zombie Dust is GOAT tier beer
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06-10-2016, 06:16 PM
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Budweiser is my favorite beer srs fuk the haters. I love it, it's what beer should taste like to me.
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06-10-2016, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted By MigosMiscer⏩
strong ignorance dude. what is wrong with u.LMFAO what the fuk am i reading
this is what retarded IPA drinking hipsters actually believe? clear bottles ruin beer? lmao
this is what retarded IPA drinking hipsters actually believe? clear bottles ruin beer? lmao
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06-10-2016, 06:18 PM
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i hate IPAs with a fiery passion. I would rather drink a chocolate stout than an IPA
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06-10-2016, 06:19 PM
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beer snobs in general are beta as fuk. oooooh you buy expensive beer that no one ever heard of before and think it actually tastes great lol. you're actually an alcoholic but try to hide it by being a "beer enthusiast."
06-10-2016, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Zwicker⏩
microbrews and non-IPA beers are not mutually exclusive. Golden Road Brewery makes that 329 goodness.Actually like most hoppy/bitter IPA's. Always opt for local microbrews. 0 fuks given.
06-10-2016, 06:22 PM
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IPA beers are the pissing contest of the beer world. "hurr durr look at me, I can drinking this overly bitter, overly hoppy, chit beer, but this makes me a beer guy."
Also, people who drink corona understand what it's for. It's great for the beach since it's light and at the end of a night out when you're ramping down, blitzed already, anything tastes great, and it's probably the same as what the lightweight hoe you're grindin' on is drinking.
No one leisurely drinks corona or posts on social media about it ...
Also, people who drink corona understand what it's for. It's great for the beach since it's light and at the end of a night out when you're ramping down, blitzed already, anything tastes great, and it's probably the same as what the lightweight hoe you're grindin' on is drinking.
No one leisurely drinks corona or posts on social media about it ...
06-10-2016, 06:27 PM
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I like IPA's. I think that it's genetic. I don't taste any bitterness whatsoever. Some IPA's taste too piney, but never, ever bitter.
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There are at least 10 varieties of IPAs. The ones that taste like pine (aka piney) suck monkey butt. The ones with citrus-y hops can be really good. Lagunitas makes some of the best ones. Try Little Sumpin' Extra or Maximus
But I, myself, am a porter/stout guy.
Stouts>IPAs all day long.
India Pale Ale Categories:
English-style India pale ale
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Belgian-style IPA
India Session Ale
White IPA
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Red IPA
Rye IPA
Spiced/ Herbed IPA
Black IPA
Pacific NW IPA
But I, myself, am a porter/stout guy.
Stouts>IPAs all day long.
India Pale Ale Categories:
English-style India pale ale
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India Session Ale
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Red IPA
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Spiced/ Herbed IPA
Black IPA
Pacific NW IPA
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06-10-2016, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted By tank2003⏩
No. Yes.i hate IPAs with a fiery passion. I would rather drink a chocolate stout than an IPA

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06-10-2016, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted By MigosMiscer⏩
Never go full potato, brah.LMFAO what the fuk am i reading
this is what retarded IPA drinking hipsters actually believe? clear bottles ruin beer? lmao
this is what retarded IPA drinking hipsters actually believe? clear bottles ruin beer? lmao
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_b...ghtstruck_beer
Cliffs: Light causes the beer to produce similar stink chemicals that skunks spray out. This is common knowledge for any beer drinker.
06-10-2016, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted By MigosMiscer⏩
he's 100% right you retarded kuntLMFAO what the fuk am i reading
this is what retarded IPA drinking hipsters actually believe? clear bottles ruin beer? lmao
this is what retarded IPA drinking hipsters actually believe? clear bottles ruin beer? lmao
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06-10-2016, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted By JimFromRaleigh1⏩
I realize that, I was stating that I both like the microbrewery fad/movement as well as hoppy IPA's. I like others (wheat beers, ambers, lagers, etc.) of course.microbrews and non-IPA beers are not mutually exclusive. Golden Road Brewery makes that 329 goodness.
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Skunky beer is real brah. Negged.
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06-10-2016, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted By BioDiver⏩
Correct. TFW live 20 minutes from Portland, OR.I liked GOOD IPAs before it became the hipster/cool thing to like. Now the market is oversaturated with chitty beers labeled as IPAs for a quick buck.
Repped.
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06-10-2016, 06:45 PM
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I like IPAs but I'm not a snob about it. I like most beers, only style I really don't like are the wheaty Belgian monk swill.
Thanks, op, I wasn't going to drink tonight but now I'm having 2nd thoughts.
Thanks, op, I wasn't going to drink tonight but now I'm having 2nd thoughts.
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06-10-2016, 06:46 PM
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no.
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06-10-2016, 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted By wifestealer⏩
he's 100% right you retarded kunt
Originally Posted By Deenur⏩
so is this the new excuse to drink ****ty ipas? "brah, clear bottles make it taste like a skaunk brah"Skunky beer is real brah. Negged.
enjoy your disgusting bloated ass IPA in **** colored bottles while I sip my crisp clear corona with a GOAT lime wedge in it, while i'm anally fukking your GF
06-10-2016, 06:51 PM
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Agreed. I live in SD County and have tried a lot of the local garbage. Only time I ever tossed a ****ing beer it was some nasty flavor of Ballast Point IPA. 805 is good. I mainly drink Pacifico, though. The Ballast Point Wahoo beer isn't so bad either.
06-10-2016, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted By MigosMiscer⏩
Wow. Hardcore maturity issues here.so is this the new excuse to drink ****ty ipas? "brah, clear bottles make it taste like a skaunk brah"
enjoy your disgusting bloated ass IPA in **** colored bottles while I sip my crisp clear corona with a GOAT lime wedge in it, while i'm anally fukking your GF
enjoy your disgusting bloated ass IPA in **** colored bottles while I sip my crisp clear corona with a GOAT lime wedge in it, while i'm anally fukking your GF

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