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05-08-2016, 04:18 PM
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In fourth grade we were all sitting on the floor in the front. I felt my arm and noticed it was really soft. I /started moving my head and body along my arm to feel it on my face. I started getting really into this and just lost track of time. It was like I was having sex with my arm. Up and down I went just enjoying it and moaning to myself. I then caught myself on how I was in class, so I stopped and looked straight.
EVERY person, including the teacher, was looking at me blankly in a face of disgust. They all thought I was weird as fukc. I felt sick to my stomach and just focused on an empty wall in front, praying they would all go away.
EVERY person, including the teacher, was looking at me blankly in a face of disgust. They all thought I was weird as fukc. I felt sick to my stomach and just focused on an empty wall in front, praying they would all go away.
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Originally Posted By BostonRockets⏩
That is how people dance at clubs doe. I just grab their waist, give them a cheeky smile, then grind grind grind... Sloots love itAwkward as fuk grinding at the club cause I didn't know how to dance...
so embarrassed by it I stop my hardest to just stop thinking about it whenever it pops up as if it never happened...
was basically just hopping around thrusting my cock into chicks
so embarrassed by it I stop my hardest to just stop thinking about it whenever it pops up as if it never happened...
was basically just hopping around thrusting my cock into chicks
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Originally Posted By BostonRockets⏩
das it maneAwkward as fuk grinding at the club cause I didn't know how to dance...
so embarrassed by it I stop my hardest to just stop thinking about it whenever it pops up as if it never happened...
was basically just hopping around thrusting my cock into chicks
so embarrassed by it I stop my hardest to just stop thinking about it whenever it pops up as if it never happened...
was basically just hopping around thrusting my cock into chicks
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05-08-2016, 04:30 PM
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Girl I had a thing for at work was trying to be nice to me, but I was emo as fuk. We were talking one day about cars as she was looking to buy a new one. I told her I see deals all the time and that if I had her number I would be able to text her when I see them. She said sure. I went to get my phone from my desk, and to be "alpha", I just casually dropped/flinged it on the desk in front of her. She looked at the phone and and then to the side for like a minute and took a deep breath and picked the phone up and put her number in. At the time I was trying to be so casual and stoic,but looking back I realize how fukkin cringey that was. She probably cringed for me.
Edit: I have so many stories with this girl and my two years working at that company. I was a 4 channer in the flesh.
Edit: I have so many stories with this girl and my two years working at that company. I was a 4 channer in the flesh.
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05-08-2016, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Pungiish⏩
Lol, This^Chatted with girls on fb, trying to find one who'd have sexors with me. It's a lot easier irl than on ******** lool
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05-08-2016, 04:32 PM
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Well here goes...
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into you show me yours, Ill show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought naw forget it, yo home to bel-air! I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later! Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into you show me yours, Ill show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought naw forget it, yo home to bel-air! I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later! Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
05-08-2016, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted By OrlandoBloom⏩
Damn bro what happened nextWell here goes...
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
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05-08-2016, 04:57 PM
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When I was 16, I invited this cute girl to hang with me and my best friend at a basketball game. I knew nothing about her and just did it offhandedly spur of the moment on ******** right before I left for the game. She looked pretty good to me but i knew nothing about her personality and she seemed REALLY keen on meeting me there.
Long story short, my best friend's pos car broke down halfway there so he called me and asked if I wanted him to walk to the school (couple miles) I told him nah just get it sorted and go back to your house mane
and it was just me sitting alone near the front of the bleachers. Then the girl immediately shows up and sits next to me and she was really awk about it. I was tryna make conversation with her but she was being really awkward about everything, so we ended up sitting there next to eachother in silence for the entire first half of the game. cringe.
some of my other friends showed up and sat next to me and I just ignored the girl thereon out. At half time I just got up with them and left.
Long story short, my best friend's pos car broke down halfway there so he called me and asked if I wanted him to walk to the school (couple miles) I told him nah just get it sorted and go back to your house mane
and it was just me sitting alone near the front of the bleachers. Then the girl immediately shows up and sits next to me and she was really awk about it. I was tryna make conversation with her but she was being really awkward about everything, so we ended up sitting there next to eachother in silence for the entire first half of the game. cringe.
some of my other friends showed up and sat next to me and I just ignored the girl thereon out. At half time I just got up with them and left.
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05-08-2016, 05:02 PM
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tfw no cringe moments because never go outside
05-08-2016, 05:17 PM
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in 8th grade i was friend zoned REALLY badly by this girl who i was in love with. well once the school year ended she was moving out of state and the last period (gym class) i started crying in front of everyone that she was leaving lol.
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05-08-2016, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted By MSUD5⏩
sickening.in 8th grade i was friend zoned REALLY badly by this girl who i was in love with. well once the school year ended she was moving out of state and the last period (gym class) i started crying in front of everyone that she was leaving lol.
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05-08-2016, 05:23 PM
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I paid a Korean prostitute 300 dollars to take my virginity and I was 20 years old
05-08-2016, 05:33 PM
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oh my god this thread is bringing me so many lulz
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05-08-2016, 05:39 PM
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When I was 14 I was crushing hard on this girl I was friends with. Used to catch the bus home from school together etc. We were right into the punk/emo scene and I was getting into doing stencilling.
I spent hours and hours doing this one stencil of one of my favourite bands. Looked great. Then one day she came over after school and she remarked at how good my stencil was. So like the beta I was I just gave it to her, my 14 yr old brain thinking this is gonna guarantee me the puss.
I got "Aww thanks" and a one arm hug.
2 weeks later she started dating my friend.
I still cringe hahaha.
I spent hours and hours doing this one stencil of one of my favourite bands. Looked great. Then one day she came over after school and she remarked at how good my stencil was. So like the beta I was I just gave it to her, my 14 yr old brain thinking this is gonna guarantee me the puss.
I got "Aww thanks" and a one arm hug.
2 weeks later she started dating my friend.
I still cringe hahaha.
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05-08-2016, 05:47 PM
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Acting like a jealous ******* when there was no reason for me to do so. I worked with this girl (HBB + 10/10 personality) and we had crazy good chemistry and spent all our time together flirting like two lovestruck teenagers. I was super jealous if she would even talk to any other guy that worked there. Nothing specific, I would just bitterly talk sh*t about this guy like a jealous ******* and it was completely unjustified; just my own insecurities showing through. You live you learn.......
05-08-2016, 05:47 PM
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whole life is cringey
brb spending 10 hours a day on the misc for months
brb never went to a party in high school
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brb persuaded myself that i prefer coding, cpamarketing, poker and League of Legends/battlefield/cod more than friends
brb whole high school was spent on the computer
brb when i was 12 i jaked off and jizzed onto the keyboard accidently
brb spent the whole day removing the keys and cleaning the jizz of the computer
brb computer still stunk like jizz and i wonder what parents thought
brb spending 10 hours a day on the misc for months
brb never went to a party in high school
brb kissless virgin
brb persuaded myself that i prefer coding, cpamarketing, poker and League of Legends/battlefield/cod more than friends
brb whole high school was spent on the computer
brb when i was 12 i jaked off and jizzed onto the keyboard accidently
brb spent the whole day removing the keys and cleaning the jizz of the computer
brb computer still stunk like jizz and i wonder what parents thought
05-08-2016, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted By GothOmelete⏩
Lol'd hardBought pizza for some sloot I'm not even interested in whatsoever.
Missed the toilet bowel a couple times while doing number one since I've been 18.
Tried to ding dong ditch the front desk of the Biological sciences building in Uni.
Was skipping in the skatepark parking lot and dancing and then I tripped somehow and scraped my elbow.
Hung out with a gang of 14 year olds when I was 18.
Got freaked out by some skunk when I was walking home one night and threw a rock at it and ran for my life.
Accidentally bought the wrong snack from the vending machine.
Missed the toilet bowel a couple times while doing number one since I've been 18.
Tried to ding dong ditch the front desk of the Biological sciences building in Uni.
Was skipping in the skatepark parking lot and dancing and then I tripped somehow and scraped my elbow.
Hung out with a gang of 14 year olds when I was 18.
Got freaked out by some skunk when I was walking home one night and threw a rock at it and ran for my life.
Accidentally bought the wrong snack from the vending machine.
05-08-2016, 05:58 PM
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The first and only time I asked a girl for her number I didn't even ask for her name beforehand or tell her mine. Would see her every morning on the bus and one day I just randomly started talking to her when we both got off. When she said I'm seeing someone I think I said no worries, she said see you tomorrow (SRS) then I never saw her on the bus ever again.
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Got devastatingly drunk and anonymously confessed how I felt about my oneitis on one of those trendy college confession/crushes twitter pages. Saw that she retweeted it, pinned it, replied to it, all that ****
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Originally Posted By NikeBrah⏩
she deadThe first and only time I asked a girl for her number I didn't even ask for her name beforehand or tell her mine. Would see her every morning on the bus and one day I just randomly started talking to her when we both got off. When she said I'm seeing someone I think I said no worries, she said see you tomorrow (SRS) then I never saw her on the bus ever again.
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This was about five years ago. After a night of drinking with friends and all that, I came out of my oneitis's bathroom only to realize that everyone else had already left. I heard my oneitis at the time getting plowed from her bedroom door and she was really enthusiastic which was SO HOT, so I decided to listen for a bit. Her roommate, one of my closer friends, came out of her own bedroom and saw me still lingering. To try and save face and not look like a creep, I just pretended to be full potato like I didn't know where I was and said "I'm sooo fuking drunk" with a drunken stagger while she Bertstare'd me until I left. lulz
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Originally Posted By sv722⏩
Wat the fuk. LmaoI had a massive crush on a girl when i was 19. I was a fukking autistic potato (and still am) who didn't know how to ask girls out and would always stare at her. I had enough so on valentines day i bought her a card and wrote a poem inside which went something like
"Roses are red, violets are blue,
i think you're sexy and i like you.
you are a great mate
Is it too late to ask you out on a date?"
I sprayed the card and outer envelope with my cologne and slid it under her door, I never heard from her again lol.
"Roses are red, violets are blue,
i think you're sexy and i like you.
you are a great mate
Is it too late to ask you out on a date?"
I sprayed the card and outer envelope with my cologne and slid it under her door, I never heard from her again lol.
05-08-2016, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted By AyMayne⏩
LmaaoThis was about five years ago. After a night of drinking with friends and all that, I came out of my oneitis's bathroom only to realize that everyone else had already left. I heard my oneitis at the time getting plowed from her bedroom door and she was really enthusiastic which was SO HOT, so I decided to listen for a bit. Her roommate, one of my closer friends, came out of her own bedroom and saw me still lingering. To try and save face and not look like a creep, I just pretended to be full potato like I didn't know where I was and said "I'm sooo fuking drunk" with a drunken stagger while she Bertstare'd me until I left. lulz
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ive dont lots. i think the worst was just being a teenage m'lady type. well not really, but i was way to nice to girls. **** that.
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Originally Posted By BaronOBeefDerp⏩
What did she say? This sounds like it has potential.Got devastatingly drunk and anonymously confessed how I felt about my oneitis on one of those trendy college confession/crushes twitter pages. Saw that she retweeted it, pinned it, replied to it, all that ****
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Originally Posted By TrueForester⏩
Didn't say anything. Just replied with 4 or 5 emojis. I don't remember exactly which ones (smirk and blushing ones? idk I hate them), but they weren't negative.What did she say? This sounds like it has potential.
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I think the most cringiest thing I ever said to someone was this one girl in high school...
Okay the story starts like this, my 8th grade year of middle school, I was walking to my friend's house and from the near distance I saw a couple of white girls swing by, and I heard them say out loud, "I'd suck your cawk if you let us in". My friend just lol'd and told them to go home because his mom would be home soon.
My junior year of high school, one of those girls who I had saw that day had visited my class because her class was doing an improv from her drama class. She had sat next to me in the class, and she was telling me and this other guy about this party she was going to, and I thinking this girl was a open slut from that encounter years ago, just said to her, "are you going to sleep with anyone?"
Her and the dude paused for like a second, like they couldn't believe I just said that, her smile turns into a disgusted frown and says, "I'm a virgin!"
She was upset for the remainder of the class, even during her improv lol
Couple weeks after that, she had got off the school bus with me and my friends, and my friends were trying to get her to put out, and then she just looks over at me and then just mutters out a "no" and walks home. I just cringed inside because I knew why.
That experience made me very critical of what I said to girls from then on.
Okay the story starts like this, my 8th grade year of middle school, I was walking to my friend's house and from the near distance I saw a couple of white girls swing by, and I heard them say out loud, "I'd suck your cawk if you let us in". My friend just lol'd and told them to go home because his mom would be home soon.
My junior year of high school, one of those girls who I had saw that day had visited my class because her class was doing an improv from her drama class. She had sat next to me in the class, and she was telling me and this other guy about this party she was going to, and I thinking this girl was a open slut from that encounter years ago, just said to her, "are you going to sleep with anyone?"
Her and the dude paused for like a second, like they couldn't believe I just said that, her smile turns into a disgusted frown and says, "I'm a virgin!"
She was upset for the remainder of the class, even during her improv lol
Couple weeks after that, she had got off the school bus with me and my friends, and my friends were trying to get her to put out, and then she just looks over at me and then just mutters out a "no" and walks home. I just cringed inside because I knew why.
That experience made me very critical of what I said to girls from then on.
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Originally Posted By cheeseNmills⏩
Same situation with me many years ago with my first girlfriend who dumped me.When I was 16 my first girlfriend dumped me out of nowhere and I was heartbroken. I wrote her a long ass letter telling how I would treat her better then anyone else if she gave me another chance and all kinds of other corny chit.
2 weeks later I found out she was going on her first vacation with friends/no parents. Saw vacation pics of her with random dudes on a beach. Sloots gonna sloot.
2 weeks later I found out she was going on her first vacation with friends/no parents. Saw vacation pics of her with random dudes on a beach. Sloots gonna sloot.
Wrote a letter to her and chit. Every time I look back at that relationship I cringe at every moment I made.
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