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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
lmfaoI wish that was the only reason he didn't like me.
I did so many weird things to that guy to try and get him to like me.I would spray my perfume on his locker in hopes that I could condition him to be used to my scent.
I didn't have any boyfriends in high school for pretty darn good reasons.
I did so many weird things to that guy to try and get him to like me.I would spray my perfume on his locker in hopes that I could condition him to be used to my scent.
I didn't have any boyfriends in high school for pretty darn good reasons.
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Back when I was 14 I accidentally downloaded some horse and gay porn off lime wire. It was ligitmetly an accident I just mass downloaded a bunch of vids. Anyway, my dad opened up the windows player history thing and oohhhh lord
I still remember seeing the words "hot girl gets f* by horse cawk etc etc
I still feel weird about it
I still remember seeing the words "hot girl gets f* by horse cawk etc etc
I still feel weird about it
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05-15-2016, 07:13 AM
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I also raw dogged a girl I knew had chlamedyia but I was too horny to care.
The chlamedyia pill gave me the worst diarrhoea
The chlamedyia pill gave me the worst diarrhoea
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05-15-2016, 07:18 AM
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op's story is incredibly disturbing
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My older bros gf moved in to my parents house for a few months. I stole her dirty panties she left in the bathroom one time and I'd sniff them and beat off to her scent lol. I was like 11-12 years old
05-15-2016, 07:24 AM
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Mine's not very creepy at all, especially not after the weird chit that OP did, but I once tried to visit a morgue for chits and giggles and check out the corpses because I was an edgy little *******
Nowadays, I just think the idea of death is too depressing to make jokes out of
Nowadays, I just think the idea of death is too depressing to make jokes out of
05-15-2016, 07:36 AM
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Ex fuk-buddy of 4 months was starting to lose interest, probably because she picked up on the fact that I was literally only interested in sex and no doubt she felt used. Couple times we met up for coffee (on her request) and I knew she wanted to tell me she was no longer interested, but couldn't quite build up the courage to say it explicitly. She started turning down my invitations to bone, but I was horny as fuk.
So in the heat of the moment one day I sent her a legit full potato Black Jesus style message on ********, talking about doing all kinds of dirty ass things with her. This was during the height of black jesus infamy on the misc and I'd gotten completely carried away with it. Ho lee fuk I can't remember the details of what I wrote and I've since deleted my ******** out of shame but it was horrendous. She legit never replied and went complete NC on me. Scrolling back through the messages it was COMPLETELY out of place and cringe.
Still cringe to this day and occasionally I bump into her and avoid eye contact
So in the heat of the moment one day I sent her a legit full potato Black Jesus style message on ********, talking about doing all kinds of dirty ass things with her. This was during the height of black jesus infamy on the misc and I'd gotten completely carried away with it. Ho lee fuk I can't remember the details of what I wrote and I've since deleted my ******** out of shame but it was horrendous. She legit never replied and went complete NC on me. Scrolling back through the messages it was COMPLETELY out of place and cringe.
Still cringe to this day and occasionally I bump into her and avoid eye contact
05-15-2016, 07:44 AM
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some of you are real creepy.
mine is similar to OP but it's nothing that creepy. Back in high school there was this girl who used to sit next to me, I thought she was attracted to me so I searched her on myspace and sent her a message "I'm that guy who sits next to you in biology class. Do u wanna go out on date?". Found out she rejected it. Went to biology class next day and didn't see her there for whole year. Didn't realize how creepy it was till I grew older.
myspace was great back then. made fake ******** profile of some 7/10 aesthetic dude. set up a date with this one girl. tried to tell her it was me in the pic and she didn't believe me. I was 16 back then and that fake dude was probably like 25. girl was 23
mine is similar to OP but it's nothing that creepy. Back in high school there was this girl who used to sit next to me, I thought she was attracted to me so I searched her on myspace and sent her a message "I'm that guy who sits next to you in biology class. Do u wanna go out on date?". Found out she rejected it. Went to biology class next day and didn't see her there for whole year. Didn't realize how creepy it was till I grew older.
myspace was great back then. made fake ******** profile of some 7/10 aesthetic dude. set up a date with this one girl. tried to tell her it was me in the pic and she didn't believe me. I was 16 back then and that fake dude was probably like 25. girl was 23
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05-15-2016, 07:49 AM
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Omg. Yall are creepy asf
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05-15-2016, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted By StatutoryApe213⏩
Mine's not very creepy at all
Originally Posted By StatutoryApe213⏩
Pick one.I once tried to visit a morgue for chits and giggles and check out the corpses
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Originally Posted By lornemalvo⏩
that's the joke brahPick one.
In hindsight, I was just trying to make myself out to be a badass and someone who doesn't fear death when I did chit like that. I take death much more seriously these days
05-15-2016, 08:22 AM
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I was about 7 or 8 and was an extremely horny little fuker. One time while i was laying in bed at night (i could see into my parents bedroom from mine) I watched my mom undress. She got fully nude and i never looked away. She was standing in front of her mirror so i was able to see her full frontal and back views. HNNNNNG.
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05-15-2016, 09:03 AM
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God damn, and i thought my stories were bad.. How do yall sleep at night
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Originally Posted By 300BLK⏩
Don't know why but I lmao'd at this haha. Reminds me of the times in high school when us jocks would be messing around in the yard having a good time then some socially awkward nerd would come out of nowhere and join in on the joke trying to be part of the cool crew and we'd all just stop, bert stare him down then just slowly back away...one of the guys carries one of the girls into the boy's locker room, they were messing around or whatever, and I just went ahead and slapped her ass as he held her up..
Good times
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Originally Posted By dbluevette⏩
Legit did this to my grandma once by accident. Was playing hide and seek with my bro and sis, all around 8 yrs old. Snuck into my grandmas room and hid under her bed and she came in and started changing not realising I was under there and she was just walking around naked. I was so mortified at what I was peaking at I just couldn't look away. Cringe to this day, images burned into my retina.I was about 7 or 8 and was an extremely horny little fuker. One time while i was laying in bed at night (i could see into my parents bedroom from mine) I watched my mom undress. She got fully nude and i never looked away. She was standing in front of her mirror so i was able to see her full frontal and back views. HNNNNNG.
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Originally Posted By MUSCLE-man-TOM⏩
Holy fuking sh*t, this^^^ The doc thought I had chlamydia last summer so he put me on antibiotics while we waited the test results to get back.I also raw dogged a girl I knew had chlamedyia but I was too horny to care.
The chlamedyia pill gave me the worst diarrhoea
The chlamedyia pill gave me the worst diarrhoea
I spent that entire week destroying my toilet with some explosive a*s diarrhea.
Then, the test came back negative. Pissed me the fuk off.
Always wrap it up now, not about to go through that again.
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05-15-2016, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted By dbluevette⏩
What in fuks name... I can't even compete.I was about 7 or 8 and was an extremely horny little fuker. One time while i was laying in bed at night (i could see into my parents bedroom from mine) I watched my mom undress. She got fully nude and i never looked away. She was standing in front of her mirror so i was able to see her full frontal and back views. HNNNNNG.
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05-15-2016, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted By FriendOfFrank⏩
I messed around with my friend's 15 year old sister when I was probably 20. He had a small party at his parents' house when we were home from college.
Surely the statue of limitations has expired on that one by now
Surely the statue of limitations has expired on that one by now


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here is another creepy one that happened when I was 7 years old. Had a new born baby, no one was home. I got hungry and tried to put that little baby in oven that's when my dad showed up and told me it wasn't right thing to do and humans don't eat other humans.
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05-15-2016, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted By dbluevette⏩
I was about 7 or 8 and was an extremely horny little fuker. One time while i was laying in bed at night (i could see into my parents bedroom from mine) I watched my mom undress. She got fully nude and i never looked away. She was standing in front of her mirror so i was able to see her full frontal and back views. HNNNNNG.

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Originally Posted By dbluevette⏩
Dear lord. I would commit suicide.I was about 7 or 8 and was an extremely horny little fuker. One time while i was laying in bed at night (i could see into my parents bedroom from mine) I watched my mom undress. She got fully nude and i never looked away. She was standing in front of her mirror so i was able to see her full frontal and back views. HNNNNNG.
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Originally Posted By SpectreX⏩
This is the bestWhen I was in first grade, the teacher at the time (who was a real bish) would only let us go to the bathroom during recess.
Everyday this one girl would scream bloody murder and throw a tantrum because she wanted to use the bathroom after recess, and the teacher refused. She actually pissed herself a couple times and her parents had to come and pick her up and all this drama ensued, but she kept this going for like a few weeks.
One day I saw her at recess, and it was like 5 minutes before the bell was going to ring. I ran up to her and told her she needed to use the bathroom because I was tired of hearing her scream (she sat right next to me). She told me to go away and that it was none of my business and she was just going to scream again until the teacher relented.
At this point I snapped, put her in a headlock and started marching her into the school, intent on dragging her to the bathroom and throwing her in there. While I was trying to open the door she slipped away and bolted. I ran after her and pleaded with her not to tell anyone cause I knew I was going to get in trouble.
She ended up telling the teacher and I got thrown into the principals office and was told to wait for my parents to come. While I was waiting I heard the girl crying in an adjacent room, telling everyone how I wrapped my hands around her and tried to kill her.
I could also hear the teachers saying how it was odd there was no marks on her neck if I had in fact chocked her with my hands (which I didn't, because I only had my arm wrapped around her in a traditional headlock). But the girl insisted I had choked her "with my hands".
So my parents finally arrived, and the teachers, the principal and my mom all come in the office and sit down and start asking me questions. Right off the bat, the principal asked me if I had choked her and I said no, she's crazy. I made up a story about how we were playing or something and I told her to go to the bathroom and that I pushed her, that was it.
They asked me questions for a good 30 minutes with my mom standing in, but at the end of it, they determined she was lying and that I hadn't done anything wrong. I remember her parents being furious and calling me a piece of shet, and that they were done with this school.
The next day she was pulled from class and I never saw her again. I hope I didn't cause any lasting psychological problems for her, but there was no way I going to admit to that shet.
Everyday this one girl would scream bloody murder and throw a tantrum because she wanted to use the bathroom after recess, and the teacher refused. She actually pissed herself a couple times and her parents had to come and pick her up and all this drama ensued, but she kept this going for like a few weeks.
One day I saw her at recess, and it was like 5 minutes before the bell was going to ring. I ran up to her and told her she needed to use the bathroom because I was tired of hearing her scream (she sat right next to me). She told me to go away and that it was none of my business and she was just going to scream again until the teacher relented.
At this point I snapped, put her in a headlock and started marching her into the school, intent on dragging her to the bathroom and throwing her in there. While I was trying to open the door she slipped away and bolted. I ran after her and pleaded with her not to tell anyone cause I knew I was going to get in trouble.
She ended up telling the teacher and I got thrown into the principals office and was told to wait for my parents to come. While I was waiting I heard the girl crying in an adjacent room, telling everyone how I wrapped my hands around her and tried to kill her.
I could also hear the teachers saying how it was odd there was no marks on her neck if I had in fact chocked her with my hands (which I didn't, because I only had my arm wrapped around her in a traditional headlock). But the girl insisted I had choked her "with my hands".
So my parents finally arrived, and the teachers, the principal and my mom all come in the office and sit down and start asking me questions. Right off the bat, the principal asked me if I had choked her and I said no, she's crazy. I made up a story about how we were playing or something and I told her to go to the bathroom and that I pushed her, that was it.
They asked me questions for a good 30 minutes with my mom standing in, but at the end of it, they determined she was lying and that I hadn't done anything wrong. I remember her parents being furious and calling me a piece of shet, and that they were done with this school.
The next day she was pulled from class and I never saw her again. I hope I didn't cause any lasting psychological problems for her, but there was no way I going to admit to that shet.
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Originally Posted By dbluevette⏩
Ignoring what you said about your mom, is it even possible to get horny at that age?I was about 7 or 8 and was an extremely horny little fuker. One time while i was laying in bed at night (i could see into my parents bedroom from mine) I watched my mom undress. She got fully nude and i never looked away. She was standing in front of her mirror so i was able to see her full frontal and back views. HNNNNNG.
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Years ago at my parents house we had a hot middle-aged single woman who lived next door. From my upstairs bedroom you could see into her conservatory below. Any time i went to close my curtains at night, i would glance down to see if she was there. One night she was sitting there by herself with a glass of wine in a dressing gown. I closed my curtains almost all the way and then stood there for like 5 mins just staring, just in case it turned into a porn fantasy or something. After a long 5 minutes of nothing happening, she stood up as if she was going to walk into the kitchen, but for some reason turned and looked directly up at me. Being the professional that i am, i had my bedroom lights off and so it would be harder for her to see, but she was looking directly at me and it felt like ages. I was convinced that, similar to that scene in Jurassic Park, if i stayed completely still she wouldn't be able to see me (as obviously her sight is based on movement, like a T-rex). Anyway, she closed her blinds, and although this means it's pretty certain she saw me, i still like to pretend she didn't.
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
A previous student informed the class he started spraying cologne on his gf's pillow nightly during that semester for this reason. He wanted to propose to her but was semi-concerned re: her response, so hoped his "conditioning" would increase the likelihood of a favorable outcome.I wish that was the only reason he didn't like me.
I did so many weird things to that guy to try and get him to like me.I would spray my perfume on his locker in hopes that I could condition him to be used to my scent.
I didn't have any boyfriends in high school for pretty darn good reasons.
I did so many weird things to that guy to try and get him to like me.I would spray my perfume on his locker in hopes that I could condition him to be used to my scent.
I didn't have any boyfriends in high school for pretty darn good reasons.
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My mom had this friend with tig ol bitties and I found her hot as fukk when I was a teen ... Anyway, she was wearing a dress, bit low cut, but the way she was sitting hunched a bit, it created a bit of a gap down the middle nomsayin. She was on my pc and didnt know how to go to a site so I offered her to help her out as I noticed I could see down her top. Anyway sat next to her and then for the next half an hour helped her navigate the site (It was a news site with satire comedy and chit) so I'd sneak glances or sometimes bert stare the fukk out of her teddies while she read. WHen she laughed at the chit I could see her tits jiggle... I was rock hard. I think it was damn well obvious my teenage self would have been looking down her tits, but either she didnt want to say anything or she just let me enjoy the view - So many faps were had after that - I still fap to it.
I think she wanted to abuse me srs. I was sick once and she came and gave me a pity hug when I was at my pc and I literally felt her teddies press against cheek, feltgoodman .... Fukk I was too pussy to do anything
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I think she wanted to abuse me srs. I was sick once and she came and gave me a pity hug when I was at my pc and I literally felt her teddies press against cheek, feltgoodman .... Fukk I was too pussy to do anything
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Originally Posted By bongowongo⏩
Shoulda taken your chances brahMy mom had this friend with tig ol bitties and I found her hot as fukk when I was a teen ... Anyway, she was wearing a dress, bit low cut, but the way she was sitting hunched a bit, it created a bit of a gap down the middle nomsayin. She was on my pc and didnt know how to go to a site so I offered her to help her out as I noticed I could see down her top. Anyway sat next to her and then for the next half an hour helped her navigate the site (It was a news site with satire comedy and chit) so I'd sneak glances or sometimes bert stare the fukk out of her teddies while she read. WHen she laughed at the chit I could see her tits jiggle... I was rock hard. I think it was damn well obvious my teenage self would have been looking down her tits, but either she didnt want to say anything or she just let me enjoy the view - So many faps were had after that - I still fap to it.
I think she wanted to abuse me srs. I was sick once and she came and gave me a pity hug when I was at my pc and I literally felt her teddies press against cheek, feltgoodman .... Fukk I was too pussy to do anything
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I think she wanted to abuse me srs. I was sick once and she came and gave me a pity hug when I was at my pc and I literally felt her teddies press against cheek, feltgoodman .... Fukk I was too pussy to do anything
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Originally Posted By -Lucifer⏩
Yes. Curious and horny. I was cursed at a young age. I think it may have stemmed from finding my friends fathers porn stash at a young age.Ignoring what you said about your mom, is it even possible to get horny at that age?

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Originally Posted By StatutoryApe213⏩
Lul if I did and she told my mum, I prolly would have gotten my ass kicked before I was grounded for the rest of my life and be labeled a rapist in the family since word would have somehow gotten out :P.Shoulda taken your chances brah
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