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Thread: Look what my ******* azz neighbor did (pic)(reps)

post 1441159951 05-09-2016, 05:30 PM
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Mirin incline. Frisco?
post 1441160591 05-09-2016, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted By TrollestYucky⏩
2 things.

1. His garage spot is fukin open
2. Fine, park outside my house but he purposely parks it where the red line I drew is so I can't fukin fit my car OUTSIDE my OWN fukn house


http://imgur.com/sBRhXZ9


I'm planning to buy a cheap metal bat and swing it right thru the windshields in the AM's

Or stuff a banana into his exhaust, it's supposed to give him ****ty mileage.

Reps for ideas.


Inb4 why don't u talk to him.
No, I'm not gonna fuk talk to him. Every car on my block parks in the same spot everyday except for this fukn piece of sht car. Always parking in other peoples doorstep spot and leaves his own fukn open, why can't he fukn park infront of his own doorstep??
if he blocks you from getting into your house, call the city and get it towed. I do this everytime an ******* prevents me from entering my own driveway.

FYI, I live in sf, and I got the tow number on speed dial.
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post 1441160851 05-09-2016, 05:36 PM
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Check your bylaws, he might be breaking some type of by law.
post 1441161041 05-09-2016, 05:37 PM
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Fuk his wife
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post 1441162171 05-09-2016, 05:43 PM
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Stop being a kid and talk to him *******
post 1441162351 05-09-2016, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted By TeamPoverty⏩
Get a friend to help you pick up the car and walk it over to the spot in front of his house.
Originally Posted By N0rds⏩
Get a friend who lifts, and literally pick it up and move it somewhere else. Problem solved.
Originally Posted By Gsxr25⏩
You in SF brah? Strong street, also you don't own the street, I will park my matchbox car wherever I want *******
Originally Posted By glossin⏩
You are posting on a bodybuilding form yet you haven't tried flipping the car over yet?

Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
tell the management company since you're afraid of confrontation

or buy a house if you'd like to leave the peasant life behind
Originally Posted By butteredtoast⏩
Look man, he aint fallin for no banana in the tailpipe
Originally Posted By CurryTech777⏩
kill him

move into his house and take over his identity
Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
alpha as fuk. He's making you his bitch. Next he'll be sleeping on your couch
Originally Posted By Thekittenking⏩
Too autistic to even talk to your neighbor? I thought I was bad.
Originally Posted By CptClean⏩
You should definitely just stick with your plan of being too scared to talk to him and just **** with his personal property when he isn't around, seems like a great idea.
Originally Posted By BullStampede⏩
Fuk his wife
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post 1441162741 05-09-2016, 05:46 PM
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post 1441162921 05-09-2016, 05:47 PM
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post 1441165941 05-09-2016, 06:04 PM
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Oh so you're too scared to come tell me to my face *******? Maybe if you had a eco-responsible car instead of that gas guzzler we wouldn't have this problem. Fukk you OP, I'll stick my fukkin jumbo banana so far up your tailpipe you scaredybitch. Come at me
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post 1441166951 05-09-2016, 06:10 PM
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could be a smart car but im against messing with someone property. Talk it out like adults.
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post 1441202161 05-09-2016, 09:14 PM
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To answer some of the questions.

1. Yes, I'm from San Francisco
2. Turned out it was a female driver, just recently moved next door(they rent)
3. I already mentioned that her door step house spot was OPEN. Idk why she parked in front of my house and not her own.
4. Everyone on my block has a mutual agreement of no one parks in each others spot. Every car is parked at the same spot everyday, if the cars gone, spot stays empty. It started out from everyone on my block buying/stealing construction cones to reserve their spot and eventually everyone just stopped parking at everyone else's.

So since she's unaware of my block rules, I'm just going to leave a sticky note on her windows next time she parks.

No pics but next time she does, il leave my Gopro recording her bch azz so yall can see who the ugly fuq is.
post 1441202791 05-09-2016, 09:17 PM
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http://imgur.com/KyDBd5W


This was the first time when she parked in front of my house, I was pissed tf off but I was cool with it since I was still able to fit my car. But now she parks where the red line is so I can't fit my car, she's trying to rustle my fukn jimmies

http://imgur.com/sBRhXZ9
post 1441203831 05-09-2016, 09:24 PM
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I definitely couldn't fit in that car.

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post 1441204171 05-09-2016, 09:26 PM
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post 1441204871 05-09-2016, 09:30 PM
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and these guys don't even lift

post 1441205121 05-09-2016, 09:31 PM
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he drives a smart car and expect him to think he's just like everyone else? he probably has some mindset where he thinks he's better than everyone cuz his car is environmentally safe n chit LOL break a window and throw cockroaches inside his car...we never spoke.
post 1441205251 05-09-2016, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted By sooper28fly⏩
he drives a smart car and expect him to think he's just like everyone else? he probably has some mindset where he thinks he's better than everyone cuz his car is environmentally safe n chit LOL break a window and throw cockroaches inside his car...we never spoke.
post 1441205331 05-09-2016, 09:32 PM
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Just park in front of her house. If you want to be passive aggressive, when she is at work park your second car right between your house and hers not giving her enough space to park in front of either.
post 1441205361 05-09-2016, 09:32 PM
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bread crumbs on his car. birds will come and chit all over it
post 1441205571 05-09-2016, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted By TrollestYucky⏩
http://imgur.com/KyDBd5W


This was the first time when she parked in front of my house, I was pissed tf off but I was cool with it since I was still able to fit my car. But now she parks where the red line is so I can't fit my car, she's trying to rustle my fukn jimmies

http://imgur.com/sBRhXZ9
you know it makes it really fukin hard to understand what you're crying about when you put multi colored blotches over the most important part of the picture

and quit crying your block doesn't have "rules" it's street parking they can do whatever the fuk they want

worse than HOA *******s
post 1441206161 05-09-2016, 09:36 PM
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I thought those smart cars were allowed to park perpendicular to the curb (srs). Seemed like the only decent reason that somebody would buy one.
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post 1441206181 05-09-2016, 09:36 PM
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She wants your D *******. She parked there on purpose.

Go over and give it to her.
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post 1441206201 05-09-2016, 09:37 PM
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Where's the most important part *******
Originally Posted By amikaelmorris⏩
you know it makes it really fukin hard to understand what you're crying about when you put multi colored blotches over the most important part of the picture

and quit crying your block doesn't have "rules" it's street parking they can do whatever the fuk they want

worse than HOA *******s
post 1441206391 05-09-2016, 09:37 PM
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Judging by his car he a probably a liberal. He is using your space for his car so that he can maintain an open spot in front of his own house. Life is better when you use other peoples stuff
post 1441206801 05-09-2016, 09:40 PM
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I was behind a car that looked just like that today. Fukker was going 35 in a 55 . Fukk smart car owners.
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post 1441207091 05-09-2016, 09:41 PM
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That's exactly what she's fukn doing now that you've brought it up. Her parents or friends idfk also drive the same fukn piece of chit car but in silver without the muffler so that chits loud as fuk at night.
Originally Posted By Turbomunkey⏩
Judging by his car he a probably a liberal. He is using your space for his car so that he can maintain an open spot in front of his own house. Life is better when you use other peoples stuff
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Originally Posted By rtljmc17⏩
this or sugar in his gas tank
If you're a man, you will never f*ck with another person's vehicle. That's for little teenagers and pissed off ex girlfriends.
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Originally Posted By TrollestYucky⏩
That's exactly what she's fukn doing now that you've brought it up. Her parents or friends idfk also drive the same fukn piece of chit car but in silver without the muffler so that chits loud as fuk at night.
I wasnt being serious but yes people who live in close quarters such as yourself will do that. On holidays you park your cars in the street and let your guests park in your driveway
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doesnt seem like that big of a deal man
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Originally Posted By N0rds⏩
Get a friend who lifts, and literally pick it up and move it somewhere else.



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