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Thread: Hair follicle drug test (srs) (help)

post 1442124401 05-14-2016, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted By betamax69⏩
Lmao at the uptight ******* a ITT. As if you shouldn't get a job because you do chit recreationally. Yes it's the company's right to test, but it is the same as someone who has 10-20 drinks a week. That's arguably even worse than blazing a few times a week
it's barely even arguable, I smoke about 2 times a week now, small amounts just to get solid buzz. I've cut down my drinking a lot, losing weight and feel better.


Alcohol kills ppl on the roads at an alarming rate in America. Not a whole lot of ppl high on weed driving around.


but to OP's dilemma , this just might be a learning experience man, but if possible you could try delaying even another week or so to help
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Shave ENTIRE body-including ass hair and eyebrows. Get a friend to shave theirs as well (try shaving each other's for added fun). Then glue his hair all over your body. Just remember to use head hair on your head, pubes on you genitals, etc.

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post 1442125651 05-14-2016, 02:46 PM
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If you fail the test just tell them that you sexually identify as a weed plant and threaten to sue for discrimination if they don't hire you.
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post 1442126921 05-14-2016, 02:55 PM
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Looks like about 90% of you think Im fked so its not looking too good LOL. Will post results from My personal test once I get them back on Tuesday. I already started applying to more jobs just in case
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post 1442127381 05-14-2016, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted By jda215⏩
Looks like about 90% of you think Im fked so its not looking too good LOL. Will post results from My personal test once I get them back on Tuesday. I already started applying to more jobs just in case
Might as well go hit the bong in the meantime
post 1442127601 05-14-2016, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Baylorballs⏩
it's barely even arguable, I smoke about 2 times a week now, small amounts just to get solid buzz. I've cut down my drinking a lot, losing weight and feel better.


Alcohol kills ppl on the roads at an alarming rate in America. Not a whole lot of ppl high on weed driving around.


but to OP's dilemma , this just might be a learning experience man, but if possible you could try delaying even another week or so to help
Thanks man.. You live and you learn
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post 1442127681 05-14-2016, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted By teampoverty⏩
if you fail the test just tell them that you sexually identify as a weed plant and threaten to sue for discrimination if they don't hire you.
legit lol'd
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post 1442128571 05-14-2016, 03:05 PM
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I passed a hair test. Heres what you do:

-Keep your head shaved at 1/4 inch
-Shave all your body hair
-Thats it

They just took a urine test and I was good to go. They might be suspicious, but wtf are they gonna do.
post 1442130441 05-14-2016, 03:15 PM
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What transportation company? I work for a very large one. May be able to give you more advice.
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Originally Posted By MiscDaddy⏩
I'm honestly surprised that employers are allowed to do any kind of drug testing. Privacy has no value these days, apparently.
Serious? It's a private business. They can make whatever rules they want. They can not hire you cuz they don't like the look of your face.
post 1442131481 05-14-2016, 03:22 PM
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Even if you got rid of all your hair what about places like eye lashes or eye brows? You could MAYBE get away with saying you dislike having hair and come off as weird but how could you get rid of those hairs?

I think you should clear off a nice space on the ground and commence the LDAR lifestyle boyo.

Just go anyway, it could just be a psychological deterrence to get rid of people and they won't actually do it. I've seen people get out of the military, embrace their New freedom by smoking and snorting then apply to contracting and federal jobs that threaten the same thing and nothing comes of it and they are gainfully employed.
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post 1442134201 05-14-2016, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted By BAMF11⏩
I passed a hair test. Heres what you do:

-Keep your head shaved at 1/4 inch
-Shave all your body hair
-Thats it

They just took a urine test and I was good to go. They might be suspicious, but wtf are they gonna do.
Thanks for the advice. I hope you're being srs
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post 1442134661 05-14-2016, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted By smoked04⏩
Even if you got rid of all your hair what about places like eye lashes or eye brows? You could MAYBE get away with saying you dislike having hair and come off as weird but how could you get rid of those hairs?

I think you should clear off a nice space on the ground and commence the LDAR lifestyle boyo.

Just go anyway, it could just be a psychological deterrence to get rid of people and they won't actually do it. I've seen people get out of the military, embrace their New freedom by smoking and snorting then apply to contracting and federal jobs that threaten the same thing and nothing comes of it and they are gainfully employed.
Good point, they could just try to scare me. Since Im not a truck driver I dont think its as important but I dont see why they'd lie about it.
I might commence the digging though, im preparing to LDAR
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post 1442135151 05-14-2016, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
Push it back as far as possible. I'm not sure what they'll do if you don't have any USEABLE hair, but I think that's grounds for an automatic failure. Idk man, I've only done one of these before, good luck.
hair follicle tests are no joke. the company I work for does them, and if you don't have hair long enough somewhere on your body for the test, you automatically fail. also, you cannot fake a hair test. shampoos do not work. only chance is probably to delay it as long as possible, and then hope the hair you do have is long enough.
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post 1442136441 05-14-2016, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted By jda215⏩
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Originally Posted By jda215⏩
Good point, they could just try to scare me. Since Im not a truck driver I dont think its as important but I dont see why they'd lie about it.
I might commence the digging though, im preparing to LDAR
They aren't scaring you. They will hair test.
post 1442137871 05-14-2016, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted By TalonBrah⏩
hair follicle tests are no joke. the company I work for does them, and if you don't have hair long enough somewhere on your body for the test, you automatically fail. also, you cannot fake a hair test. shampoos do not work. only chance is probably to delay it as long as possible, and then hope the hair you do have is long enough.
Define "long enough". I always thought it was 1 1/2", but like my previous post states, they only took about 1/2" from my head.

I guess it all depends on the lab.
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post 1442138551 05-14-2016, 04:07 PM
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You will not pass. And if you show up with no testable hair they know what you're doing and it's an auto fail. Srs. Sorry brah.
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post 1442168871 05-14-2016, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Krunk
Why would you talk about any of this online? srs u retarded?
yeah i am a little bit, just like youre an up tight puss.. what are the feds gonna come to my house now? Dont you have some rotting to do? Go somewhere outside this thread
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post 1442169701 05-14-2016, 07:37 PM
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You knew graduation was coming and you kept doing drugs. You live you learn boyo.

You will 100% fail the hair test so its time to look for other jobs and chalk it up as a loss. If you go in with no hair you will just be shown the door.

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Fuk man, that really sucks. I've successfully cheated on urine tests before, but never had to undergo a hair follicle test. Honestly, there's really not anything you can do unless you figured out a way to switch the hair sample. I imagine that'd be pretty fuking difficult though if not impossible. Keep us updated mate
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
Define "long enough". I always thought it was 1 1/2", but like my previous post states, they only took about 1/2" from my head.

I guess it all depends on the lab.
yeah, pretty much depends on whos cutting it. the lady that did mine didn't take out a ruler or anything.
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They probably don't want people who misuse "your" twice in one post as well.
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Didn't read thread but I've been thru this. I did the phucking detergent method on the 1/4 in buzz too. They will take hair from your toes and angus srs. Get rid of ALL of it. A bro had his taint hair taken. It's suspect af but worked.
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Originally Posted By neverquit2012⏩
Fuk man, that really sucks. I've successfully cheated on urine tests before, but never had to undergo a hair follicle test. Honestly, there's really not anything you can do unless you figured out a way to switch the hair sample. I imagine that'd be pretty fuking difficult though if not impossible. Keep us updated mate
Yeah I wasnt really expecting a hair test either since Im gonna be working in a office but it is what it is.. Thanks for the support though, Ill definitely update once I figure it out
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Originally Posted By cncman⏩
Didn't read thread but I've been thru this. I did the phucking detergent method on the 1/4 in buzz too. They will take hair from your toes and angus srs. Get rid of ALL of it. A bro had his taint hair taken. It's suspect af but worked.
Wait so do they make you get naked and search your body until they find something worth shaving off? thats crazy
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Originally Posted By BrahPlease⏩
I'm just saying you shouldn't be hitting the pipe so hard and dabbling with opiates at age 24, or any age for that matter. that's not "clean".

You can't have the cake and eat it too. Learn from that and be a adult. As it is now weed is illegal and opiates are very illegal, people who deal with drugs are criminals that's why companies don't want them, too much trouble.and liability.
You can have your cake and eat it to. Don't work for companies that do invasive retarded drug tests like a hair test. It's not even an accurate reflection of your recent usage. Do whatever the **** you want to do in your spare time. It has nothing to do with your job and you shouldn't feel ashamed for your lifestyle. There's a bunch of 50k+ jobs that won't drug test you at all.

I should mention, you really aren't going to cheat a hair test. You either pass or you don't, it's not like a urine test where it's easy to skew the results.
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Take your eyebrows down to 1/8" srs I forget what clipper number. Will look more aesthetic anyway if they're bushy. You aren't being bullchitted itt. Use the laundry detergent shampoo just in case
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