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Thread: Normal guy quotes that make you want to kill yourself (heard throughout the day)

post 1444168391 05-25-2016, 05:48 PM
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At Work:

After sending an email.."Yeah, so did you get my email?? [proceeds to repeat everything in email]"
"Is it Friday yet??" (Yeah shut the fck up I dont want to be here either but here I am)
"Why dont you walk me through this" (I dont have anything to talk about, why dont you start talking)
"Lets get together after this meeting and discuss" (This meeting was already fcking pointless, lets just waste more time)
post 1444168711 05-25-2016, 05:50 PM
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A hole's a hole

10s at 2 and 2's at 10
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post 1444169441 05-25-2016, 05:55 PM
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Every meal a banquet, every paycheck a fortune.
It's your diet.




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post 1444170361 05-25-2016, 06:01 PM
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gender is a social construct

...on fleek
post 1444171761 05-25-2016, 06:11 PM
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Hump day

Happy Friday

Happy Friday's Eve

It's Monday.......

Any plans for the weekend?

Living the dream

Another day in paradise

It's going

It is what it is

Let's circle back

Bandwidth

Optics

To be honest

With all due respect

The fact of the matter is

To be fair

Touch base
post 1444172161 05-25-2016, 06:14 PM
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"live, laugh, love"
Anything where people talk about the daily "grind". Alright, we get it; you go to the gym 3 times a week!
post 1444173521 05-25-2016, 06:23 PM
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"did you get that email i sent you" - boss (serious look) - power play cuck/feminist

"case of the mondays huh? LOL" - co worker older sloot

"what'd get for lunch? get me anything?" - co worker sloot
:/
post 1444173991 05-25-2016, 06:26 PM
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Pussy's pussy. Dumbest quote of all time. of all time.
Focus on improving life crew

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post 1444199181 05-25-2016, 08:57 PM
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it is what it is
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXGZu4yxjW0
post 1444200121 05-25-2016, 09:03 PM
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If she's old enough to pee she's old enough for me
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post 1444201011 05-25-2016, 09:08 PM
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Lay down and rot

Dat glow

She lost her glow

OP is a *******

You aware

Dun goofed

I'd rather have a clean wiener in my mouth and I'm not even gay

No homo
post 1444201571 05-25-2016, 09:11 PM
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post 1444203691 05-25-2016, 09:24 PM
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"Man...I'm so sore. I did so many curls"
You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet. You can’t swim, you can’t dance, and you don’t know karate. Face it. You’re never gonna make it.
post 1444204381 05-25-2016, 09:28 PM
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This isn't a thread about me
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post 1444205011 05-25-2016, 09:31 PM
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"Could be better"

"livin the dream"
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post 1444206001 05-25-2016, 09:38 PM
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"Just be confident." "Girls like a guy whose confident."

Confidence is a natural by-product of being good at something. It's not something you artificially create.

When someone says "just be confident", they're basically saying "just be good at what it is you want to be good at."
post 1444207241 05-25-2016, 09:46 PM
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"just living the dream" One of my old supervisors used to say this all the time
post 1444208461 05-25-2016, 09:55 PM
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I hate small talk and refuse to even entertain comments that are mentioned in this thread. I usually respond wih a disgusted facial expression to 95% of the "Thank god its Friday" comments. **** humans. Scared of silence.
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post 1444208901 05-25-2016, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
I have never said that nor do I know any black people who say that.

the funny thing is its mostly white people I hear say that in a piss poor attempt to be "hip" or "cool"
Lmfao
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post 1444209641 05-25-2016, 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted By mchabs⏩
"livin the dream"
came in to post this
Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything - all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure - these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important.
-Steve Jobs
post 1444218321 05-25-2016, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted By mchabs⏩
"livin the dream"
what if he had to dream to live?
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXGZu4yxjW0
post 1444219301 05-25-2016, 11:20 PM
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Struth! Me and me mate Bazza were drivin in the ute when some flamin galah cut us off in some dodgy holden commo. we got out and had a bit of a blue or a bit of a dist up if you will but talked it out over a slab of tinnies we picked up at a bottlo nearby. we're goin to bonnydoon next week. Reckon it'll go off like a frog in a sock.
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post 1444251051 05-26-2016, 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted By WinterFresh⏩
"Let me ask the boss"

LOL
Referring to wife as "the boss"
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post 1444251841 05-26-2016, 06:54 AM
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Whatd you delete your fraud thread *******?
post 1444252471 05-26-2016, 06:59 AM
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only god can judge me
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post 1444252751 05-26-2016, 07:01 AM
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" mah pockets aint empty cuh"

"one love kid"

"on my granmomma son"

"word is bond kid"
post 1444252871 05-26-2016, 07:02 AM
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Any computer related small talk

Let me see if I have any cycles for that

My cpu is fried

I need to get some more ram (referring to caffeine)
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post 1444253351 05-26-2016, 07:06 AM
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Came to work today, thinking, another day, another dollar, realized it was Thursday, which means it's almost the weekend. I'm livin' for the weekend! High fived my bro and we were all "Work hard, party harder!"

For my party brahs!


Jesus is my lifting partner.
post 1444253971 05-26-2016, 07:11 AM
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fuk being normal...i love being exceptional
post 1444254621 05-26-2016, 07:15 AM
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Originally Posted By ThisIsSceaming⏩
"Just be confident." "Girls like a guy whose confident."

Confidence is a natural by-product of being good at something. It's not something you artificially create.

When someone says "just be confident", they're basically saying "just be good at what it is you want to be good at."
"Fake it till you make it!"
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