05-15-2016, 10:14 AM
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Was a kid, probably around 9-11 years old and there was a field trip the Planetarium. The whole grade was standing in line to enter the place but there were some people already inside, I was behind one of my school mates. The session finally finished and a big group of people came out so naturally we had to bunch up and let them pass, and at that point we were packed like sardines, so my dink was pressing up my against friends angus and I enjoyed that feeling srs. It was innocent as fukk, but just that feeling nomsayin ..... ffffuuu no homer.
Was a kid, probably around 9-11 years old and there was a field trip the Planetarium. The whole grade was standing in line to enter the place but there were some people already inside, I was behind one of my school mates. The session finally finished and a big group of people came out so naturally we had to bunch up and let them pass, and at that point we were packed like sardines, so my dink was pressing up my against friends angus and I enjoyed that feeling srs. It was innocent as fukk, but just that feeling nomsayin ..... ffffuuu no homer.
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Originally Posted By JayHolly⏩
Well that escalated quickly.....We had a thread about the cringiest... now let's hear all your creepy weird FA stories.
I'll go first...
Back in my first ever relationship, I broke up with my then girlfriend after 8 months because my mum didn't like her (srs). She would always go on about how much she hated her, hated her mum, hated where she lived, hated how she talked etc so to make my mum stfu I broke up with her.
Now here's the creepy bit.. (please forgive me, I was only 17) I tried to get her back after about a week realising I dun goofd, and she told me she'd think about it for a while. So I created a fakefemale******** profile complete with relationship status, 100 past pics (just googled scene girls to seem edgy and relate to her), school info etc and messaged my then ex gf trying to befriend her online and try convince her to give me another shot. I was pretty good I'll be honest, talked about girl ****, used a lot of !!! and x's and pretended to be super hyped about silly things like a girl would.
So I pretended that this profile I created was my best friend from high school and that I was distraught after the breakup and was just trying to bring us back together again.
I even went so far as to have a fake ******** chat conversation with myself just so I could copy and paste the conversation to my ex girlfriend from my fake profile and pretend I was giving inside information.
Felt like such a phucking creep while doing it because she completely opened up to her/ me about our relationship and it actually seemed to work. We got back together 2 weeks later and lasted another year and a half before she slooted anyway.
Was about to admit to her that the girl she befriended online who convinced her to get back with me was in fact me all along..then she died of a drug overdose a few months ago. Funny how the world works.
Share your stories brahs
Cliffs:
- OP catfished his ex girlfriend in order to get back with him by pretending to be a female friend.
- it works, OP and girlfriend have wonderful relationship for a year and a half then girlfriend sloots
- 2 years go by and when OP goes to admit to ex gf that he catfished her to piss her off, she dies of drug overdose.
- Full fkn srs.
I'll go first...
Back in my first ever relationship, I broke up with my then girlfriend after 8 months because my mum didn't like her (srs). She would always go on about how much she hated her, hated her mum, hated where she lived, hated how she talked etc so to make my mum stfu I broke up with her.
Now here's the creepy bit.. (please forgive me, I was only 17) I tried to get her back after about a week realising I dun goofd, and she told me she'd think about it for a while. So I created a fakefemale******** profile complete with relationship status, 100 past pics (just googled scene girls to seem edgy and relate to her), school info etc and messaged my then ex gf trying to befriend her online and try convince her to give me another shot. I was pretty good I'll be honest, talked about girl ****, used a lot of !!! and x's and pretended to be super hyped about silly things like a girl would.
So I pretended that this profile I created was my best friend from high school and that I was distraught after the breakup and was just trying to bring us back together again.
I even went so far as to have a fake ******** chat conversation with myself just so I could copy and paste the conversation to my ex girlfriend from my fake profile and pretend I was giving inside information.
Felt like such a phucking creep while doing it because she completely opened up to her/ me about our relationship and it actually seemed to work. We got back together 2 weeks later and lasted another year and a half before she slooted anyway.
Was about to admit to her that the girl she befriended online who convinced her to get back with me was in fact me all along..then she died of a drug overdose a few months ago. Funny how the world works.
Share your stories brahs
Cliffs:
- OP catfished his ex girlfriend in order to get back with him by pretending to be a female friend.
- it works, OP and girlfriend have wonderful relationship for a year and a half then girlfriend sloots
- 2 years go by and when OP goes to admit to ex gf that he catfished her to piss her off, she dies of drug overdose.
- Full fkn srs.
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05-15-2016, 10:27 AM
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I straight up stalked a girl I liked in 6th grade (she did NOT like me back). Found her address in the school directory, and me and a friend rode our bikes to her neighborhood and hung out on some benches near her house.
I'm cringing just writing this.
I'm cringing just writing this.
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05-15-2016, 10:28 AM
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when i go to water parks (schlitterbahn) everybody waits around for the wave generator in the circular wave pool to come one then they jump into it as it shoots was out ~30mph. I jump into it and try to come up into womens innertubes where their ass is. srs.
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05-15-2016, 10:32 AM
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Found out where my yr12 coordinator lived because she was hawt
Used to smoke up and sit outside her house at night
Her husband was hit my a car and ended up in a wheelchair
Still wonder ... was he able to satisfy her womanly needs?
I'm a creeper
Used to smoke up and sit outside her house at night
Her husband was hit my a car and ended up in a wheelchair
Still wonder ... was he able to satisfy her womanly needs?
I'm a creeper
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05-15-2016, 10:32 AM
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Was probably 13-14, went to go collect a pizza with mum, anyway she went inside to get it etc while I waited in the car. I noticed a clothes catalogue in the back of the car, being the horny ******* I am, I jerked off in the car looking at the lingerie section.
Was home alone, high and horny AF, got butt naked and took my laptop into the garden, fapped while laying on the grass completely naked. My mom literally came home as soon as I came back inside srs. I actually had to quickly run upstairs naked as she came through the door.
i'm going to continue editing this post with more as they come to me, i've done a lot of weird chit, especially when i'm horny.
edit: put on my sisters bra and panties and fapped while looking at myself in the mirror.
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semi srs
ok, I contemplated it.
Was home alone, high and horny AF, got butt naked and took my laptop into the garden, fapped while laying on the grass completely naked. My mom literally came home as soon as I came back inside srs. I actually had to quickly run upstairs naked as she came through the door.
i'm going to continue editing this post with more as they come to me, i've done a lot of weird chit, especially when i'm horny.
edit: put on my sisters bra and panties and fapped while looking at myself in the mirror.
notsrs
semi srs
ok, I contemplated it.
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05-15-2016, 10:46 AM
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Freshman in HS had an all out infatuation with a Senior named Christie. She was getting railed by a total chad whose grandparents had a bit of money and bought him a new Z-28. I was heading home from my job at Sizzler and saw Christie leaving the gas station next door. Not sure why, but I followed her and ended up at a Hallmark store where she must have worked. I sat there in my hoopty Monte Carlo pondering reasons whey I would need to visit that store in the future. After what seemed like just a few minutes I began digging through my stash of cd's for some jams for the ride back to my mum's house. I find my Licensed to I'll cd, pop it in, put my foot on the brake, about to shift into drive, look up and see a sweet red Z parked in front of me with chad giving me the Bert stare. Apparently she had seen me following her and called him when she got to work. Crazy thing is, instead of being embarrassed or scared of an ass beating I was elated that she knew who I was and what I drove.
05-15-2016, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted By ATT82121⏩
Fapped while stuck in traffic. This lorry was sticking by my side...I wonder if maybe he was fapping to me fapping.
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05-15-2016, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Rooney15⏩
and?Used to wear ripped abercrombie jeans and in 10th grade had a hot science teacher and i had a hole in the jeans near my crotch so i "accidentally" let me penor hang out of it for her to see one day after school while i was alone in the classroom with her retaking a test that she caught me cheating on earlier in the day
05-15-2016, 10:59 AM
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05-15-2016, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
Oh damn did i neg you? i meant to rep you.Whyd u neg me you ****er?
someone rep this man for me please.
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05-15-2016, 03:37 PM
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Reviving this thread because it made me lol a few times.
Difficult to remember all the creepy things I've done. I do remember being 7 years old and going to the local park with my sister and a female cousin. There used to be old Vietnam and WW II planes on the park that you could climb up a welded steel ladder to see. Anyways, my sister climbs up first and my cousin follows her. I'm the last one going up and can't help but look up the dress of my cousin. I even held back while she kept climbing so I could keep looking. I literally looked like I was trying to read something up her skirt. My mom and grandma were in the car some 20 yards away and saw me and had a good laugh about it.
More recently than that. I was going to a gym that had a spinning class. I would sometimes go to burn extra calories. One time I was seated behind a woman with a beautiful behind. During class (30 people or so) I legitimately couldn't stop staring at it every now and then. The bad thing about it was that there was a HUGE mirror in front of all of us. The girl in front of me looked me dead in the eyes twice as she caught me looking. After the second time she grabbed a sweater and tied it around her waist so that her butt was no longer visible. I'm pretty sure everyone took notice of what was happening.
Another time I was in a lab for a physiology class and we were doing an exercise test whilst assessing heart rate and blood pressure. I ended up in a group of 4 with a pretty hot girl who always used short shorts. While she was performing the exercise test I had to take her BP and HR and while doing that I looked down directly at her legs to check them out. It was so obvious that everyone in the group saw and the hot girl acted weird towards me after that. I mean perhaps it was creepy but damn, a man can't even look without being judged. I guess the situation was inappropriate.
Difficult to remember all the creepy things I've done. I do remember being 7 years old and going to the local park with my sister and a female cousin. There used to be old Vietnam and WW II planes on the park that you could climb up a welded steel ladder to see. Anyways, my sister climbs up first and my cousin follows her. I'm the last one going up and can't help but look up the dress of my cousin. I even held back while she kept climbing so I could keep looking. I literally looked like I was trying to read something up her skirt. My mom and grandma were in the car some 20 yards away and saw me and had a good laugh about it.
More recently than that. I was going to a gym that had a spinning class. I would sometimes go to burn extra calories. One time I was seated behind a woman with a beautiful behind. During class (30 people or so) I legitimately couldn't stop staring at it every now and then. The bad thing about it was that there was a HUGE mirror in front of all of us. The girl in front of me looked me dead in the eyes twice as she caught me looking. After the second time she grabbed a sweater and tied it around her waist so that her butt was no longer visible. I'm pretty sure everyone took notice of what was happening.
Another time I was in a lab for a physiology class and we were doing an exercise test whilst assessing heart rate and blood pressure. I ended up in a group of 4 with a pretty hot girl who always used short shorts. While she was performing the exercise test I had to take her BP and HR and while doing that I looked down directly at her legs to check them out. It was so obvious that everyone in the group saw and the hot girl acted weird towards me after that. I mean perhaps it was creepy but damn, a man can't even look without being judged. I guess the situation was inappropriate.
05-15-2016, 03:41 PM
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I used to walk outside my dorm and watch people streak in college.
05-15-2016, 03:50 PM
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lol this thread is fcuked.
im actually not that creepy
im actually not that creepy
05-15-2016, 03:55 PM
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When I was like 8 and my cousin was 4 we used to stick our tongues out and just fight with them like thumb wrestling sorta, first one to put the others tongue back in their mouth lost.
I wonder if he remembers
I wonder if he remembers
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05-15-2016, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted By iTunesBrah⏩
Little kids are straight up weird.When I was like 8 and my cousin was 4 we used to stick our tongues out and just fight with them like thumb wrestling sorta, first one to put the others tongue back in their mouth lost.
I wonder if he remembers
I wonder if he remembers
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05-15-2016, 04:00 PM
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when i was 9 a friend stayed over. he pretended he was a girl and we pretended to have sex
srs
not srs
maybe
srs
not srs
maybe
05-15-2016, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted By iTunesBrah⏩
o lawdWhen I was like 8 and my cousin was 4 we used to stick our tongues out and just fight with them like thumb wrestling sorta, first one to put the others tongue back in their mouth lost.
I wonder ifheremembers
I wonder ifheremembers
05-15-2016, 04:09 PM
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When I was a little kid (maybe gr 2) I'd have one of my friends over and we'd go in our basement with a couple normal sized sheets of paper, rip them up into tiny pieces like confetti and put them in a plastic cup. Then we'd take turns; one person would lay on the floor and pull their pants and underwear down to their knees with their tiny little boy flaccid Wang out and then the other person would slowly pour the cup full of ripped up paper pieces onto the other persons dick then pick them all up and put them back in the cup the we'd switch positions lmao.
I have no idea how that came to be.
I have no idea how that came to be.
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when i was ~14 we had no internet for a good 6 months or so and i had ran out of cellular data i guess. i needed porn and i had to improvise. i laid on my side, tucked my penor and balls between my legs and put my legs together. then i took a picture of my azzhole and fapped to it pretending it was a girl's azzhole.. srs. no internet made me do crazy things.
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i liked this girl in high school and i overheard her say that she goes to caseys every day before school so the next day i went there and parked on teh side and waited for her. and went in and saw her and said hey , then drove behind her on the way to shcool
then at school she caught up to me walking and said "did you stalk me?"
i said "no! " and pulled out the pack of gum i bought
then at school she caught up to me walking and said "did you stalk me?"
i said "no! " and pulled out the pack of gum i bought
05-15-2016, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Unyq⏩
Lol, i got a similiar story. Had no internet, and had to improvise too. I was a pretty decent drawer so i drew my own porn. Fapped to my own drawings.when i was ~14 we had no internet for a good 6 months or so and i had ran out of cellular data i guess. i needed porn and i had to improvise. i laid on my side, tucked my penor and balls between my legs and put my legs together. then i took a picture of my azzhole and fapped to it pretending it was a girl's azzhole.. srs. no internet made me do crazy things.
In 6th grade i used to fap during math class.
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05-15-2016, 04:18 PM
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I peed in a styrofoam cup, mixed it with some broken up Kingsford charcoal, and spent about 20 minutes in the back yard trying to get it to light on fire before my dad came out and asked wtf I was doing.
Maybe that's more weird than creepy though.
I listened through the door upstairs at a party while my HS girlfriend cheated on me with the older guy who sold us beer at the gas station earlier in the night.
Maybe that's more weird than creepy though.
I listened through the door upstairs at a party while my HS girlfriend cheated on me with the older guy who sold us beer at the gas station earlier in the night.
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Originally Posted By StatutoryApe213⏩
age: 19that's the joke brah
In hindsight, I was just trying to make myself out to be a badass and someone who doesn't fear death when I did chit like that. I take death much more seriously these days
In hindsight, I was just trying to make myself out to be a badass and someone who doesn't fear death when I did chit like that. I take death much more seriously these days
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a guy in our high school got caught with a list of girls and he rated thm by tits, ass, lips
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Originally Posted By pushlimits⏩
Reported to FBIon summer days i used my cheap crayola 'safety' scissors and i'd cut bumble bees in half whilst they were trying to load up their pollen.
i must have only been about 7 or 8, very hazy memory.
pretty weird.
i must have only been about 7 or 8, very hazy memory.
pretty weird.
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