sikkest thing u ever saw a girl do in real life?
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freshman year of college this guy I know had one of his friends visit the dorm, and ****ed some girl on the roomates bed (who wasnt there that weekend), and the girl was on her period and bled all over the poor guy's sheets, without him knowing.
they had enough decency to buy him new sheets but it was gross as fuk
they had enough decency to buy him new sheets but it was gross as fuk
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05-15-2016, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
Fixed.When I was drunk at a party, I ended up naked somehow and started masturbating on the couch in front of everyone... While on the rag.
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It was forever known as "The Horror".
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A girl said hi to me once. Just disgusting
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Originally Posted By Kronwall⏩
prove it.Recorded 2 girls 1 cup
video or gtfo
05-15-2016, 10:05 PM
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Sophomore year of college, blonde hot friend brought a guy home, fawked him, he came and went straight to sleep. she woke up in the middle of the night with a piss soaked sheet from him pissing the bed and then proceeded to come in my room. locked her out my room and told her to take a shower but she just went back to bed with him. 😧
This same friend also took a doo doo in the parking garage...the tires on that poor little Kia 😭😭😭
This same friend also took a doo doo in the parking garage...the tires on that poor little Kia 😭😭😭
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05-15-2016, 10:14 PM
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girl banging 2 guys in the same day.... no more than 1 hour apart at the same party.
Like wtf...
Like wtf...
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05-15-2016, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted By AshWar⏩
lol similar thing happened to me, i borrowed my sister's phone to google something since mine was charging and hentai threesome and tentacle porn came up in safarifukkin lmao someone repped me to elaborate this ****. Cliffs:
- borrowed my sister's laptop
- open browser, go to history cuz I wanted to open an application page I browsed the day before
- loads of pron vids from last night, including "pu$$y licking", "dp", "teacher" and some "dad-daughter" vids
- Palms sweaty arms spaghetti
- Shut down the computer and got the fuk out
- borrowed my sister's laptop
- open browser, go to history cuz I wanted to open an application page I browsed the day before
- loads of pron vids from last night, including "pu$$y licking", "dp", "teacher" and some "dad-daughter" vids
- Palms sweaty arms spaghetti
- Shut down the computer and got the fuk out
05-15-2016, 11:05 PM
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Friend of mine was walking home, when a homeless woman starts following him preaching religion, kept following him and when he went to take a slash she grabs his cawk. In his drunken state friend doesn't know any better, ends up at a motel with her. He wakes up with period blood all over the sheets, his face and pecker. She's sleeping with her eyes open but wakes up trying to force him to stay longer. He makes up story he's going for a smoke and does a runner.
05-15-2016, 11:09 PM
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05-15-2016, 11:19 PM
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Im glad I haven't seen any of this stuff lol. The **** girls will do. Heinous.
Best story I probably have is me and my bud are drinking with some of our coworkers at at the apt and this one chick knows I'm
Jacked and tells me she'll take off her top if I show my abs. I didn't do it due to the inevitable **** storm at work that could happen. My bro ended up visiting her in another city and banged her while she told her bf she was busy or soemthing.
Best story I probably have is me and my bud are drinking with some of our coworkers at at the apt and this one chick knows I'm
Jacked and tells me she'll take off her top if I show my abs. I didn't do it due to the inevitable **** storm at work that could happen. My bro ended up visiting her in another city and banged her while she told her bf she was busy or soemthing.
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brb celibate for life after reading this thread
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ex gf of mine took a fcking epic **** in my bathroom and didnt flush, her turd was literally doing a fcking submarine when i walked in
grossiest thing i've ever seen, not the actual **** but the thought of her taking a ****
grossiest thing i've ever seen, not the actual **** but the thought of her taking a ****
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First gf was sucking my dink after we ate McDonald's, as soon as I blew in her mouth she suddenly vomited all over my dink, all I could smell was Big Mac sauce.
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A sloot squatting and peeing on the grass in front of everyone at a festival (Stereosonic)
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At music midtown 3 of the girls we came with did a pee squat circle in the middle of the crowd and we had to cover. I was drunk as chit so I didn't care too much but after coming in this thread I'm realizing that's pretty gross
05-16-2016, 12:02 AM
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Ghetto crackie rat meandered into our shop and we wouldn't let her use our customer restroom because it was out of order at the time. Neanderthal goes out and pisses all over the sidewalk in front of everyone.
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HS reunion one year after graduation at home town, it was the first weekend back that summer and we had been planning a huge ass beach party since like 3 months before. Absolutely everyone showed up, had a blast of a fukin time until...
That summer for whatever reason, my best friend from highschool brought back his new GF he had met in college and when i privately talked to him about her, he was so damn sure he was gonna marry her. Then he tells me he needs to use the bathroom so i go outside and see his girlfriend grabbing a Chad's bicep while smiling and ****, just being overly comfortable and giggly with a good looking chad she just met about 20 minutes before that. That was the first red flag.
I tried to keep an eye on her for the rest of the night, because my friend was pretty damn drunk and basically we were all telling stories from HS and ****, and just having a good time, and wasnt paying much attention to what his sweet girlfriend was doing. But i was suspicious, so as drunk as i was, never stopped paying attention to the many times she went for drinks coincidently at the same time Chad would even if her cup were almost full. She must have prepared the same drink 15 times while only drinking it maybe 2 in quantity (srs). At one point, they chatted for too long while my dumbass friend was drunk and not seeing ****, so i got up and approached them, and told Chad "wow man thanks for looking after friend's GF while he's fukin drunk hahah", then looked at her with a serious face and stood there watching her. She then said "whatever" and went back to my friend (srs). "Whatever?", i thought.
Well, this is too long, so to make things short, on the second day of the weekend party (saturday), i found her riding some random dude on the bedroom of one of the houses with other two dudes jerking off waiting for their turn i guess. Yelled "WHAT THE FUK" and then got beaten the fuk out by two shirtless guys.
That summer for whatever reason, my best friend from highschool brought back his new GF he had met in college and when i privately talked to him about her, he was so damn sure he was gonna marry her. Then he tells me he needs to use the bathroom so i go outside and see his girlfriend grabbing a Chad's bicep while smiling and ****, just being overly comfortable and giggly with a good looking chad she just met about 20 minutes before that. That was the first red flag.
I tried to keep an eye on her for the rest of the night, because my friend was pretty damn drunk and basically we were all telling stories from HS and ****, and just having a good time, and wasnt paying much attention to what his sweet girlfriend was doing. But i was suspicious, so as drunk as i was, never stopped paying attention to the many times she went for drinks coincidently at the same time Chad would even if her cup were almost full. She must have prepared the same drink 15 times while only drinking it maybe 2 in quantity (srs). At one point, they chatted for too long while my dumbass friend was drunk and not seeing ****, so i got up and approached them, and told Chad "wow man thanks for looking after friend's GF while he's fukin drunk hahah", then looked at her with a serious face and stood there watching her. She then said "whatever" and went back to my friend (srs). "Whatever?", i thought.
Well, this is too long, so to make things short, on the second day of the weekend party (saturday), i found her riding some random dude on the bedroom of one of the houses with other two dudes jerking off waiting for their turn i guess. Yelled "WHAT THE FUK" and then got beaten the fuk out by two shirtless guys.
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05-16-2016, 01:26 AM
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sister was running late for work and was taking a chit
walk in the bathroom after she left and there was chit on the flush handle
walk in the bathroom after she left and there was chit on the flush handle
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