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coworker gave me **** for drinking diet soda, I called her fat she complained to boss
05-17-2016, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted By AiHatecrime⏩
I got in trouble at my old workplace for calling my boss a ******* to another colleague, the boss was on the other side of the door and overheard us and instead of confronting us like a man or the boss he went to HR and got us in trouble, then when i confronted him about why he didn't come to us first he got all red in the face and sht himself, this guy was 46 and i was 20 at the time.Honestly they should just rename HR to WR, Women's Rights. Because thats all they push. Every single time I have ever gone to HR about something I'm pretty much told to handle it myself. Yet can get in trouble because some stupid bish hears my conversation through a wall.
i eventually got fired from that place for calling him and the main supervisor a kunt
i then proceeded to find out his home address and i sent pizzas to his house every night for about a week, now every once in a while when i'm ordering a pizza i will just quickly put in an order to his address also, fuk that kunt
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05-17-2016, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted By EssexBrah⏩
hhahaaha... you are one mad kunt mateI got in trouble at my old workplace for calling my boss a ******* to another colleague, the boss was on the other side of the door and overheard us and instead of confronting us like a man or the boss he went to HR and got us in trouble, then when i confronted him about why he didn't come to us first he got all red in the face and sht himself, this guy was 46 and i was 20 at the time.
i eventually got fired from that place for calling him and the main supervisor a kunt
i then proceeded to find out his home address and i sent pizzas to his house every night for about a week, now every once in a while when i'm ordering a pizza i will just quickly put in an order to his address also, fuk that kunt
i eventually got fired from that place for calling him and the main supervisor a kunt
i then proceeded to find out his home address and i sent pizzas to his house every night for about a week, now every once in a while when i'm ordering a pizza i will just quickly put in an order to his address also, fuk that kunt
05-17-2016, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted By EssexBrah⏩
lol sounds like you are some ultra dumb fuk yourself....I got in trouble at my old workplace for calling my boss a ******* to another colleague, the boss was on the other side of the door and overheard us and instead of confronting us like a man or the boss he went to HR and got us in trouble, then when i confronted him about why he didn't come to us first he got all red in the face and sht himself, this guy was 46 and i was 20 at the time.
i eventually got fired from that place for calling him and the main supervisor a kunt
i then proceeded to find out his home address and i sent pizzas to his house every night for about a week, now every once in a while when i'm ordering a pizza i will just quickly put in an order to his address also, fuk that kunt
i eventually got fired from that place for calling him and the main supervisor a kunt
i then proceeded to find out his home address and i sent pizzas to his house every night for about a week, now every once in a while when i'm ordering a pizza i will just quickly put in an order to his address also, fuk that kunt
05-17-2016, 11:10 AM
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Srs, I would move for acquittal if on the jury that is trying you for 1st degree murder charges of this chick. Diet Dr. Pepper is legit the GOAT soft drink, and this bish deserves a terrible fate for talking this kind of chit.
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05-17-2016, 11:13 AM
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Let that be a lesson to you.
Don't talk to females in the workplace unless its 100% related to your job.
You cannot shoot the chit like you can with male coworkers. You make one comment that they take the wrong way you're one foot out the door.
Don't talk to females in the workplace unless its 100% related to your job.
You cannot shoot the chit like you can with male coworkers. You make one comment that they take the wrong way you're one foot out the door.
05-17-2016, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Venom08⏩
Lmao, 22 year old naives of peace. Misc never change.That rustles my jimmies so much. Taking care of a puppy german shepherd or husky is 100000x times harder than taking care of a child.
Originally Posted By BoneSkinny⏩
This, this, this. You either figure this out early or you keep your resume updated.You CANNOT joke around with women in the workplace (SRS)
Only men know how to take jokes and participate in witty banter. Women just get pissed and tell HR.
It's like walking on egg shells if you're the only guy in the office. Just have to take their punches without giving any back.
I almost got in trouble at work before after MUTUAL joking around with someone, but she decided to get butthurt and complain. Luckily nothing came of it.
Another coworker got FIRED because the manager (a woman) asked an employee to vacuum and he said, "but thats womens work" as a joke, and she didn't think it was funny (hint: it was tho).
I'm a manager now, and when I work with all guys its a fuking blast. Dick jokes all around. But when women are around I keep it professional.
Only men know how to take jokes and participate in witty banter. Women just get pissed and tell HR.
It's like walking on egg shells if you're the only guy in the office. Just have to take their punches without giving any back.
I almost got in trouble at work before after MUTUAL joking around with someone, but she decided to get butthurt and complain. Luckily nothing came of it.
Another coworker got FIRED because the manager (a woman) asked an employee to vacuum and he said, "but thats womens work" as a joke, and she didn't think it was funny (hint: it was tho).
I'm a manager now, and when I work with all guys its a fuking blast. Dick jokes all around. But when women are around I keep it professional.
05-17-2016, 11:34 AM
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Straight outta highschool I got a part time job at Home Depot and was working in Kitchen/Appliances department. One day I had to get up on one of those machines to bring down a kitchen cabinet for a customer and female co worker was spotting (making sure no one goes into the aisle). She was on dat there bulk, but not really whale status. So I'm trying to get this fukkin cabinet out of the rack, but the damn strap is stuck on something and I'm like there 20ft in the air trying get it loose and pull it out. Finally manage to get it unstuck, put it on the platform and bring it down. As the customer is leaving, this co worker bish is like "you should eat a sandwich or two, so you don't struggle with heavy stuff like that anymore" and I'm like "you should probably skip eating a sandwich or two so you can get up on there next time and not exceed weight limit"
I laughed, she laughed. Good times.
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05-17-2016, 11:39 AM
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Lay down and pop
05-17-2016, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted By kalvinmc⏩
Nice.jpgtell HR you're a homosexual transsexual genderfluid queer muslim syrian refugee. Job saved
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05-17-2016, 11:41 AM
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05-17-2016, 11:43 AM
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HR is literally the worst department of all time.
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05-17-2016, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Chazb0⏩
Tried to neg you but I've already negged you too recently to do it again.You're an idiot. HR nightmare. You will be fired soon enough.

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05-17-2016, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted By tyn89⏩
Lol sounds like you just got neggedlol sounds like you are some ultra dumb fuk yourself....
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05-17-2016, 11:46 AM
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05-17-2016, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By EssexBrah⏩
Why would you talk **** about your boss at you job though. It's like you're asking to get fired. Why not make sure he's not aroundLol sounds like you just got negged
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05-17-2016, 11:48 AM
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I dont see what she did wrong bro she was just trying to give you a heads up about the aspartame
05-17-2016, 11:48 AM
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This is bs. You should tell you manager you were offended by fat girls comments and she should apologize to you
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05-17-2016, 11:55 AM
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[QUOTE=Chazb0;1442654211][QUOTE=gentilhomme post_id=1442653541]Tried to neg you but I've already negged you too recently to do it again.
Same here you piece of chit.[/QUOTE][img]http://i67.tinypic.com/xkodv4.png[/img]
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Same here you piece of chit.[/QUOTE][img]http://i67.tinypic.com/xkodv4.png[/img]
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05-17-2016, 11:55 AM
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OP, start looking for a new job and then when you've found one file a complaint against the whale with HR and tell HR you're leaving because of a hostile work environment. Then file a complaint against the company with your state's EEOC.
05-17-2016, 11:56 AM
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That's actually pretty funny that you said that in response. Some girls get really butt hurt when they perceive themselves as trying to be helpful and they get told to go **** themselves.
Basic bitches are like that. My condolences, man.
Basic bitches are like that. My condolences, man.
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05-17-2016, 11:59 AM
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05-17-2016, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted By kippp3⏩
I have a problem with weak leadership i suppose, i'm not going to take orders from somebody who i do not respect as a man.Why would you talk **** about your boss at you job though. It's like you're asking to get fired. Why not make sure he's not around
plus i was only 20 at the time and it was my first job so i didn't give a fuk either way, they couldn't just fire me you have to have warnings and such first so i knew i could get away with a lot, i didn't know he was even there he was eavesdropping through the wall
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05-17-2016, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted By rwrynn⏩
Spoon pics pls/That's actually pretty funny that you said that in response. Some girls get really butt hurt when they perceive themselves as trying to be helpful and they get told to go **** themselves.
Basic bitches are like that. My condolences, man.
Basic bitches are like that. My condolences, man.
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05-17-2016, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Venom08⏩
don't have kids, you're carrying one too many extra chromosomesThat rustles my jimmies so much. Taking care of a puppy german shepherd or husky is 100000x times harder than taking care of a child.
05-17-2016, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted By midcoastking33⏩
Agreed. Has literally never had a ****ting, barfing three year old clinging to them at 3am.don't have kids, you're carrying one too many extra chromosomes
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05-17-2016, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted By rwrynn⏩
2nd the spoon pic req....slootAgreed. Has literally never had a ****ting, barfing three year old clinging to them at 3am.
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05-17-2016, 12:36 PM
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I don't know what a spoon pic is, but I'm definitely a sloot.
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05-17-2016, 12:39 PM
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05-17-2016, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted By rwrynn⏩
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=Spoon%20PicI don't know what a spoon pic is, but I'm definitely a sloot.
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05-17-2016, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted By KramericaInd⏩
Aspartame, at the dosages found in food, is safe. Aspartame being the devil has been a myth that wont die. Actually calling it an internet urban legend is probably more accurate. Aspartame has 60 years of meta analysis after meta analysis finding nothing to support any of the negative claims. More than half a damn century of data. At worst it gives some people headaches, just like chocolate, wine, and many other food stuffs do.I dont see what she did wrong bro she was just trying to give you a heads up about the aspartame
Scientifically illiterate know it all anti-chemical mommy bloggers have kept this nonsense going. And I guarantee that's where fatty gets her info.
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