I can't think of too much right now. When I was in high school, I would try and brush my hand up against girls butts when walking through the halls inbetween classes. Going through the doorways it was very cramped so i was able to get a few.

I use to do that all the time freshman year in hs. the school was super overcrowded that year. I've actually done that semi recently in a crowded bar.


when I was 16 or so my friends sister would always leave her dirty clothes in the bathroom. numerous times I sniffed her dirty panties. they always smelled disgusting and would be crusted in vaginal fluid. never fapped and it never turned me on tbh but I kept doing it. she was hot btw.

I've done some creepy things on fb with fake accounts, although never to the lengths some fellas have.

When I was 14-15 and used to go on vacation, i'd record girls in their bikinis while I was chilling poolside and fap to the videos later.

Lmao holy crap. A girl did something similar when I was a kid. I took a drink from the water fountain and a girl went after me and just wrapped her mouth around the water spout and handle. Weirded me out, but didn't understand why she was doing it until years later when she would write me letters about how much she liked me .

Back in my entry essay class (14), I had a teacher that was an absolute bitch, so I used to write essays about murder and stalking in detail hoping to creep her out. All she ever wrote was 'ok' on my paper. I guess they were good essays though because I almost always got full marks on them. Makes me cringe thinking about how weird I was.

Not creepy but pretty weird

When I was 5ish me and my brother would piss in the toilet at the same time and play "swords" with our streams. He splattered some on me so I splattered him back and it turned into us just straight up pissing on each other until one ran out of juice in the tank and had to run off

I had to log in after a two year absence to say YOU FOCKIN WAT?

I feel like a check list can be made out of the responses so far

I relate to way too damn many of these

Either I should be comforted that the creep of my youth was not so strange, or alarmed that I've found the place with the most creepers to hang out

Plz keep these coming

The way he casually dropped the ending tho.


Anyway, 10/10 thread. Wood read again

When I was in middle school or just after that.. grade 6 to 7 I think.. a girl next door would shower and the view was 100% clear. I would look through my window..I lookd through the blinds a few times..but I think I forgot to do that one day and she definitely saw me looking at her and never showerd with the window open again..was able to see her perky boobs..she was a bit older than me at the time.
Also accidently saw her moms big ass teddies one day..
Funny how you forget things like this..
I just remember that I JUST hit puberty at the time and was curious as sht

Hahaha did this a few times with my cousin when we were like 5. My stream wad always thicker so he'd get mad and piss on the seat and make it ricochet onto me so I'd straight whip the hose in his direction drench him then he'd run off like a little phuck boy to tell on me.

Come to think of it one time it was his dad (my uncle) looking after us when this happened and my uncle spanked me and didn't listen to my side of the story. I never told my parents... probably should have, you don't discipline somebody else's kids haha.

stats: 157 lbs

I wore a "need head" shirt with a bathroom guy with no head just so my high school one I would laugh and talk to me but it didn't happen. She laughed at me instead. Miscers gonna misc.

There are many but this one is pretty creepy. I was like 12-13 years old and on vacation at my grandmothers. I needed to take a quick fap but it was not possible to do it in the house. So I went into goat barn and had fapped in presence of real goat. My virgin brain at that time was thinking about some hot females but now I can not ****ing believe that I did this like 2 meters from a goat. Have never ever done that again.

In the high school days, I would spend endless amounts of time at the best friend's house. He had a side entrance we'd always use, which led into the kitchen and stairs to the basement. Well, a very attractive girl around our age lived in the house next door, and this side entrance happened to be right next to her bedroom window, to which she NEVER closed the curtain. Of course being a horny teenage guy, I'd look out the window straight into her room, at night you could see inside crystal clear, but my friend was a total white knight and would nudge me away. If he wasn't retarded we would have saw her nekkid many times.

Back in the AIM days, I suspected my girlfriend at the time was a sloot, so I made a different screen name and pretended to be a random guy. After some chatting, she agreed to meet up with what she thought was the cute random guy, so I logged back onto my real screen name and dumped her. Lol

Wasn't me being creepy but my friend's dad who was our baseball coach.

Probably 9ish y/o
Go over to friends house who was the pitcher for our little league team.
Dudes dad randomly tells us we need to shower.
Tells us we need to shower together "to get ready for locker rooms when we grow up"
Feels awkward as fuk, neither of us actually got under the shower stream, basically standing there naked looking at each other with our hands covering our junk.
When in the shower he comes into the bathroom to "check on us"

I randomly had this memory come back to me a few months ago, I'm pretty sure dude was a ****phile. Who knows if I have my own CP floating around on the Internet. pretty sure I suppressed the memory as a child.

I also once got on acid and ended up batting off in the shower. It was one of those shower bath things.
So I was laying down basically just the water running on my legs. I remember it felt like fireworks had gone off when I ejaculated.
Long story short my friend walked in on me rubbing in my seemen over my chest

Yes this is a true story. I have more too

During UNI I shared and apartment with a Hawaiian chick. She was an uptight bitch, but was a hbb.

When she was away I would fap in her underwear. She wore it. That's pretty creepy, but was an achievement to me.

Feels.