Solid team.

Up until Dallas goofed and left the passports in the Taxi behind and in essence disqualifying them from the race.





Dallas you idiot.

...Wait. The guy's name is Dallas? Yes that's correct.




Ass Of Update #185- Kelly Brook & Carrie Underwood

The feud they had with Margie & Luke was amazing.



Jen also had to stop for a bathroom break and it cost them with getting eliminated from the race. Touche.





Asses time.





Ass Of Update #186- Debbie Reynolds, Brooke Tessmacher, Stacy Keibler & Kristal Marshall

You know most of these Amazing Race teams are terrible if these two are put these high.

Luke was deaf and mentally retarded and his only method of communicating through the camera was through sign language.



You have to wonder how long (years) it must of taken for him to communicate that fast doing that.

Mirin respect for that.







Ass Of Update #187- Daniella Monet, Vanessa Hudgens, Kristal Marshall, Stacy Keibler & Sofia Vergara

Hmm in for later

Professional wrestlers. Hell yes.

Click the link below.

https://vimeo.com/180333412

MY IMPLANTS ARE FROZEN.

MY IMPLANTS ARE FROZEN.

MY IMPLANTS ARE FROZEN.





Ass Of Update #188- Ashley Benson & Jessica Alba

Set of twin sisters from Sri Lanka.

They would always acknowledge each other as Twinnie



COME ON TWINNIE. LETS GO TWINNIE.

They would always yell in a very high-Chipmunk like voice.





Ass Of Update #189- Natalie Portman, Emma Watson & Adriana Lima

Gay Cubans that liked shopping and drinking Starbucks. Im serious.




It was like if Raj & Howard from the Big Bang Theory were on The Amazing Race.

Thats enough of a write-up for me to bear typing. I liked them though.





Ass Of Update #190- Hilary Duff, Jamie Koeppe & Miesha Tate

Professional hockey players. Anthony got his teeth knocked out in hockey.

They lost the most amount of weight out of anybody else on the show.




Bates lost a good 40 pounds. Mirin respect for that.







Ass Of Update #191- Nikki Bella, Trish Stratus and Kristen Stewart

The Harlem Globetrotters.




Umm...well okay then.







Ass Of Update #192- Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, Rihanna & Hilary Duff

Back in the days of 2003? CBS.com ran a poll who was the most popular Amazing Race team of all-time.

I believe Jon & Al won that poll with 96% popularity or something.

And here they are. They were clowns. Jon balanced a...bike in his mouth...?



Is that enough to put this team in the Top 10? Nah.







Ass Of Update #193- Mandy Moore, Jennifer Lopez & Selena Gomez

Shana & Jennifer almost got killed by a bus.

It was the closest to someone dying the show ever had.



Damn.

Only one ass picture. Sorry.



Ass Of Update #194- Stacy Keibler

Dating Gothic couple.

Kynt lost his father to cancer.Did the race the second time for him.



The only returning team that actually got a storyline back on Season 18: Unfinished Business.

Very well-liked by the TAR community.

They also looked different. You can't miss them.

Not much else to say here.




Ass Of Update #195- Minka Kelly

Gay pornstars.

If you ever wanted to hear what a southern boy from Virginia sounds like being gay? Click the link below.



They strip their clothes off for a living as Chippendales

They were very nice-down-to-earth people.

Why are they not higher? They were almost the first team eliminated on Season 21 barely beating out Rob & Sheila by about 8 seconds.



LMAO @ Sheila's face. She looks so pissed.





Ass Of Update #196- Maria Bello & Maria Kanellis

The first team I would give an 8/10 to.

Detectives. It was like if Mario & Luigi were on The Amazing Race.

They even share the same Italian accent like Mario & Luigi.



But they were cool.

Louie Stravato is the one ripped in the picture by the way.





Ass Of Update #197- Layla El

I really like that cute little beanie Danny is wearing.

It even has a cute little tongue that is sticking out.






Ass Of Update #198- Dont know the first one, Maria Kanellis, Trish Stratus & Nikki Bella

#TeamSanAntonio

The only team in the past 15 years from my hometown to compete on this show.

Of course Im going to have some biasment here.




Holy crap at Vanessa calling out on Rachel having fake boobs.

Adding more fuel to the fire to the feud they had with Brendon & Rachel certainly kept Season 20 worth watching.

lol at Vanessa's mugshot picture.





Ass Of Update #199- Nikki Bella, Debra Marshall & The TNA Knockouts

Brendon & Rachel got the most negative edit ever on Season 20.



Brendon & Rachel got the most positive edit ever on Season 24.



You ask me how that works out because I dont know.

Both seasons aired less than 2 years apart but whatever.





Ass Of Update #200- AJ Lee & Nikki Bella

Military brats.

Tied with the record with the most legs won the show with Nick & Starr and Justin Diana.

Someone has to be cut before the Top 20 and if I have to pick someone before nut-cutting time it's them.







Ass Of Update #201- Alexa Bliss, Lana and Paige from WWE

Wait a minute.




I didn't know Mallory could sing.






Ass Of Update #202- Sasha Banks, Charlotte Flair & Stacy Keibler

The color vibe roadblock.




Definitely one of the GOAT roadblocks. It's so pwetty.

Anywho. Kelly Crabb & Christy Cook were the two girls that got plastered with paint from top to bottom.

Like literally from head to toe.





They almost died from lead poisoning. It was crazy.

They took everything they did on The Amazing Race in stride. And that earns my respect.



Ass Of Update #203- Stacy Keibler

Recap

209. John & Scott
208. Jonathan & Victoria
207. Sheri & Cole
206. Preston & Jennifer
205. Freddy & Kendra
204. Brandon & Nicole
203. Brent & Caite
202. Jet & Cord
201. Elliot & Andrew
200. Liz & Marie
199. Jason & Amy
198. Russell & Cindy
197. Tom & Terry
196. Tim & Te Jay
195. Tyler & Korey
194. Cindy & Rick
193. Mel & Mike
192. Marty & Hagan
191. Darius & Cameron
190. Scott & Blair
189. Misa & Maiya
188. Tian & Jaree
187. Jeremy & Sandy
186. Laurence & Zac
185. Meredith & Maria
184. Ryan & Chuck
183. Dave & Lori
182. Nicole & Travis
181. Ray & Yolanda
180. Tim & Marie
179. Alex & Adam
178. Kelly & Shevonne
177. Steve & Linda
176. David & Jeff
175. Amanda & Chris
174. Chuck & Wynona
173. Zach & Rachel
172. Susan & Patrick
171. Matt & Daniel
170. Dennis & Isabelle
169. Chester & Ephraim
168. Kate & Pat
167. Anthony & Stephanie
166. Anita & Arthur
165. Danielle & Dani
164. Avi & Joe
163. Don & Mary Jean
162. Kris & Jon
161. Jody & Shannon
160. Dana & Adrian
159. Brad & Victoria
158. Steve & Allie
157. Christie & Jodi
156. Debbie & Bianca
155. Jessica & John
154. Max & Katie
153. Mona & Beth
152. Eric & Danielle
151. Vipul & Arti
150. Ari & Staella
149. Kelsey & Joey
148. Nathan & Jennifer
147. Hoskote & Naina
146. Rowan & Shane
145. Monique & Shawne
144. Keith & Whitney
143. Shelley & Nici
142. Ron & Bill
141. Jordan & Jeff
140. Peter & Sarah
139. Denise & James Earl
138. Bill & Cathi
137. Dave & Cherie
136. David & Mary
135. Rob & Sheila
134. Justin & Jennifer
133. Joey & Meghan
132. Tim & Danny
131. Marianna & Julia
130. Marshall & Lance
129. Azaria & Hendekea
128. TK & Rachel
127. Kellie & Jamie
126. Mark & Michael
125. Joe & Bill
124. Kevin & Drew
123. Andrew & Dan
122. Wanda & Desiree
121. Debra & Steve
120. Jazmine & Danielle
119. Aja & Ty
118. Leo & Jamal
117. Dana & Matt
116. Lynn & Alex
115. Brandon & Adam
114. Ernie & Cindy
113. Ron & Kelly
112. Ray & Deana
111. Bilal & Saeed
110. Art & JJ
109. Nary & Jamie
108. Logan & Chris
107. Kerri & Stacy
106. Erin & Joslyn
105. Hayden & Aaron
104. Kaylani & Lisa
103. Andy & Tommy
102. Amani & Marcus
101. Dan & Jordan
100. Michael & Scott
99. Kym & Alli
98. Ernest & Jin
97. Tanner & Josh
96. Rob & Kelley
95. Megan & Heidi
94. Lorena & Jason
93. Terrence & Sarah
92. Nick & Starr
91. Justin & Diana
90. Rob & Kimberly
89. Lisa & Joni
88. Steve & Josh
87. Steve & Dave
86. Monica & Sheree
85. Reichen & Chip
84. Pam & Winnie
83. Misti & Jim
82. Lisa & Michelle
81. Zev & Justin
80. Amanda & Kris
79. Ronald & Christina
78. Nicky & Kim
77. Kelly & Jon
76. Idries & Jamil
75. Ally & Ashley
74. Brodie & Kurt
73. Burnie & Ashley
72. Duke & Lauren
71. Lake & Michelle
70. Dennis & Erika
69. Alison & Donny
68. Marisa & Brooke
67. Erwin & Godwin
66. Tammy & Victor
65. Trey & Lexi
64. Eric & Jeremy
63. Fran & Berry
62. Jessica & Brittany
61. Mark & Bill
60. Caroline & Jennifer
59. Ethan & Jenna
58. Millie & Chuck
57. Amy & Daniel
56. Caitlin & Brittany
55. Gary & Will
54. Meredith & Gretchen
53. Joseph & Monica
52. John Vito & Jill
51. Carol & Brandy
50. Dustin & Kandice
49. Lyn & Karlyn
48. Rob & Amber
47. Teri & Ian
46. Bob & Joyce
45. Nicolas & Donald
44. Joe & Heidi
43. Dave & Connor
42. Gus & Hera
41. Lena & Kristy
40. Toni & Dallas
39. Kisha & Jen
38. Margie & Luke
37. Lori & Bolo
36. Natalie & Nadiya
35. Oswald & Danny
34. Bates & Anthony
33. Flight Time & Big Easy
32. Jon & Al
31. Shana & Jennifer
30. Kynt & Vxysin
29. Jaymes & James
28. Louie & Michael
27. Joey Fitness & Danny
26. Vanessa & Ralph
25. Brendon & Rachel
24. Rachel & Dave
23. Gary & Mallory
22. Kelly & Christy

Who's Left?

Abbie & Ryan
Adam & Bethany
Adam & Rebecca
Amy & Maya
BJ & Tyler
Bopper & Mark
Brian & Greg
Brooke & Robbie
Charla & Mirna
Chip & Kim
Colin & Christie
Jaime & Cara
James & Abba
Jim & Marsha
Josh & Brent
Kami & Karli
Ken & Tina
Linda & Karen
Tiffany & Krista
Tyler & James
Uchenna & Joyce

This team was definitely a bit of an odd ball.

Both were city boys. Got fired for being incompetent at their jobs.

Got married. Became gay. Became goat farmers and lived happily ever after.



I don't have anything to complain here. Some of the nicest racers this show had.







Ass Of Update #203- Nikki Bella & Maria Kanellis

Preston pls

I have to give Joyce respect.

Joyce shaved her head for 1 million dollars.



Do you know how many sloots from this show wouldnt even do that?

Far too many for me to count.

Yeah I know they ended up getting divorced but the memories will live on forever.






Ass Of Update #204- Natalie Portman, AJ Lee & Alessandra Ambrosio

I love this team. It was like if two people from Misc were on The Amazing Race.

The only vocabulary word these two ever spoke was the word bro.



They were stoners in High School. Did nothing but smoke pot and weed 24/7.



Snort drugs in dark alleys and they turned their lives around as models.

Yay.






Ass Of Update #205- Denise Richars & Kaley Cuoco

Mirin respect for beating Ray & Deana in that foot race.



Fun Fact:Brian plays as Zack Johnson on The Big Bang Theory. Penny's girlfriend.



Asses time.





Ass Of Update #206- Melissa Debling, Emma Roberts & Scarlett Johansson

You guys should've seen this one coming.

Brooke Tessmacher & Robbie E from wrestling.

They delivered their appearance on the show with spades.



Brooke: IDONTtrust her.

Brooke would question everything. And both of them were pretty darn good schemers.

Definitely the best villains this show ever had.





Ass Of Update #207- None other than Brooke Tessmacher

Brooke Tessmacher & Robbie Es main rivals on Season 25.



Brooke & Robbie probably wouldnt have been half as interesting if these two girls didnt stick around with them until the end.







Ass Of Update #208- Don't know the first one, Michelle Trachtenberg & Dawn Marie

Bethany Hamilton is a professional surfer that her whole arm bitten off by a shark.

They made good television.

I liked her enough that I even had her as an applicant in my "Rate This Girl" competition after all.






Ass Of Update #209- Sable, Olivia Wilde, Salma Hayek & Hilary Duff

James LoMenzo is the former drummer of the band Megadeth & White Lion.

I love this team because they didnt give a chit about anyone else but themselves.

Not one single person on their season (Season 21) uttered a word to them.

NOT. ONE. SINGLE. PERSON.

The ultimate anti-heroes. Outcasts. There will likely never be another team like them on the race.

They even rocked their long hair at being 50 years old on the race.

If Paige from wrestling wants to be called the Anti-Diva? She needs to take some pointers from this team.







Ass Of Update #210- Jennifer Lopez, Miley Cyrus & Paige