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Thread: Maria inspired me to beef up Home Security

post 10000088805 03-15-2026, 08:37 PM
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Maria inspired me to beef up Home Security

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post 10000088808 03-15-2026, 08:38 PM
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Home security? So you keeping that in the centre console or the glove box?
post 10000088850 03-15-2026, 08:56 PM
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Yeah, but aren't you going to need that for work tomorrow?
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post 10000088853 03-15-2026, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Yeah, but aren't you going to need that for work tomorrow?
I got like 10 different hammers at the shop and one in the truck. Can never rest around troglodytes
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post 10000088895 03-15-2026, 09:24 PM
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I'd be worried if I was OP. Mario's life was great until midget hexed him. Now he's balding, owes the IRS money, got banned from all the car washes in NJ, his tires will not align, he's got skin cancer, he has to live in his car and piss and shit in bottles. His life is a mess.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000088900 03-15-2026, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I'd be worried if I was OP. Mario's life was great until midget hexed him. Now he's balding, owes the IRS money, got banned from all the car washes in NJ, his tires will not align, he's got skin cancer, he has to live in his car and piss and shit in bottles. His life is a mess.
Michelle is offering me protection from Hexes. Hopefully it's enough.
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post 10000088905 03-15-2026, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I'd be worried if I was OP. Mario's life was great until midget hexed him. Now he's balding, owes the IRS money, got banned from all the car washes in NJ, his tires will not align, he's got skin cancer, he has to live in his car and piss and shit in bottles. His life is a mess.
Dont fuck with ExplosiveWizard
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post 10000088915 03-15-2026, 09:38 PM
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same


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