#1. I don’t want to have a job
Pretty self explanatory, I don’t want to have job so I’ve never had an job and I’m 32. I don’t ever want a job. I don’t care for having a job or working ever.

#2. You have to wake up early
Majority of jobs are 9-5 (8-6 minimum) and require you to wake up at like 7am to make it to an office. I don’t want to wake up early and go to a random building everyday just because someone told me so.

#3. Have to go to sleep early
In conjunction with number 2, if you want to get up early to wage slave, you need to go to bed early like at 9pm or 10pm and I don’t want to do that. I want to stay up late till 3am or 4am playing video games or watching movies or TV shows or browsing K pop or going out at midnight for 7-eleven runs. I can’t enjoy my night if I need to go to bed early just to wake up for work.

#4. I don’t want a random guy telling me to do things
Why would I let another man tell me what tasks to do just for money? Why would I let another person tell me when you go to lunch or what time to start or to stay late for overtime.

#5. I don’t want to go through a job application process
I don’t want to dance like a monkey just so some guy with a business or some hiring manager is impressed and allows me to have the privilege to work for their random corporation or restaurant or whatever.