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post 10000264278 15 hours ago, 01:40 PM
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Just opened Trump accounts for my kids srs

Opened for both kids and youngest gets the $1000 contribution since she was born last year.

Will deposit 1k to my sons as well to even things out.

Thank you Mr. President.

Legit lol'd at them literally being called "Trump Accounts" (trumpaccount.com)

post 10000264282 15 hours ago, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted By John
Opened for both kids and youngest gets the $1000 contribution since she was born last year.

Will deposit 1k to my sons as well to even things out.

Thank you Mr. President.

Legit lol'd at them literally being called "Trump Accounts" (trumpaccounts.com)


He did the same thing for the Covid relief cheques. Actually held them up so they could be edited to have trump printed on them. Way back in 2020(crazy it’s almost 7 years)
When he regains consciousness, double the voltage.



post 10000264284 15 hours ago, 01:43 PM
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I don't care how much you might not like him, you're an absolute retard if you don't take advantage of this money. They're out there wasting money on really stupid stuff. At least this will benefit AMERICANS. Not crazy about spending money in general but if we have to, it may as well be for us.
post 10000264343 15 hours ago, 02:27 PM
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Imagine giving your money to a conman and thinking it will benefit you.

You cucks deserve it.
“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 10000264352 15 hours ago, 02:29 PM
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Same. I was skeptical at first, but it seems like it's legit free money srs.
post 10000264373 14 hours ago, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah⏩
Same. I was skeptical at first, but it seems like it's legit free money srs.
Of course it is. Being funded by Michael Dell
post 10000264391 14 hours ago, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah⏩
Same. I was skeptical at first, but it seems like it's legit free money srs.
Take those gibs boyo. It’s funded by childless cat ladies like @Ironmanlet’s tax dollars for our benefit
post 10000264424 14 hours ago, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted By John
Opened for both kids and youngest gets the $1000 contribution since she was born last year.

Will deposit 1k to my sons as well to even things out.

Thank you Mr. President.

Legit lol'd at them literally being called "Trump Accounts" (trumpaccounts.com)

Das it mane!

post 10000264502 13 hours ago, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
Imagine giving your money to a conman and thinking it will benefit you.

You cucks deserve it.














"Boss not feel good please use sick day" - low IQ tranny.

"Send him to Phaggy_Cholo"
post 10000264503 13 hours ago, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted By N0rds⏩















“The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.“

PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 10000264584 13 hours ago, 04:23 PM
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how is it a .com and not .gov? lol
post 10000264587 13 hours ago, 04:24 PM
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can you open them for future kids
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post 10000264621 12 hours ago, 04:51 PM
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Mirin' hard. Dunno if I'll have kids during Trump's term but would love to be able to take advantage of this. Even though I've been critical lately, this is an example of something good he's done. You're basically giving your kids a free 20+ year head start on compound interest courtesy of the orange man.

Life changing shit if you're born a poorcel like me.

Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
can you open them for future kids
As long as they're born by December 31, 2028.
post 10000264772 10 hours ago, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
hey're out there wasting money
Originally Posted By N0rds⏩















post 10000264794 10 hours ago, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster2⏩
how is it a .com and not .gov? lol
There is also a .gov and it the part where it gives you info on how to manage your account it says to go to the .com. Robinhood is also the trustee for the accounts

I mean it’s Trump so I expect some level of shadiness here, but I’ll take the “free” 1k either way


Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
Mirin' hard. Dunno if I'll have kids during Trump's term but would love to be able to take advantage of this. Even though I've been critical lately, this is an example of something good he's done. You're basically giving your kids a free 20+ year head start on compound interest courtesy of the orange man.

Life changing shit if you're born a poorcel like me.



As long as they're born by December 31, 2028.
Just have a couple kids boyo you got the promotion. You’re never truly “ready” for them, honestly
post 10000264795 10 hours ago, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster2⏩
how is it a .com and not .gov? lol
Lol, it's definitely .gov
post 10000264870 9 hours ago, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted By johnny⏩

Just LOL if you don't think government wastes money. Not sure why that qualifies me for TDS, although he is a retard and NOT a conservative but ok. I have TDS for believing our government wastes money on things. You got me.
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