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post 1442098931 05-14-2016, 11:49 AM
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Hair follicle drug test (srs) (help)

Im graduating college in a week and Starting my first legit job early June. I just found out a few days ago its a hair test and Im freaking out. Seems ridiculous to me since they can test so far back (3 months) and I didnt even receive their offer until April 1st. I was Daily pot smoker and have dabbled in other things maybe a few times a month until about 6 weeks ago. I have naturally short hair (1/4 inch buzzcut) and barely any body hair bc of genetics. How the hell are they gonna be able to test me when they need at least 1.5 inches of hair?? Im hoping they will settle for urine and/or blood but I have no idea.

Does anyone have experience passing these things?



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OP starts job in June
They hair drug test
OP smoked alot of pot in college until 6 weeks ago
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post 1442099381 05-14-2016, 11:52 AM
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Shave head & use hair removal cream on all hair on your body. Check mate... also say your getting chemotherapy which is why you have no hair
post 1442099571 05-14-2016, 11:53 AM
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Your the kind of person they don't want. That's why they do the hair test. To keep people who do weed and dabble with other drugs away.

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It can go back longer than 3 months depending on hair length.

You either remove all hair on your body and become an FA baldbrah or become unemployed. Either way, your tours over boyo.
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I just got hair tested for work this week so I can go out to a client job site. They did not take 1.5 inches lmao, more like 0.5-0.75. I also got a urine test and breathalyzer lol.

I'd say keep your hair at the usual quarter inch, but they might take it from somewhere else (leg, armpit, etc.)

When's the test?
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LOL reminds me of the Whizzinator

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Originally Posted By BrahPlease⏩
Your the kind of person they don't want. That's why they do the hair test. To keep people who do weed and dabble with other drugs away.

Your 24 bro...
Really , so you never did any drugs in college?? Get off your high horse. I went to one of the top universities in the country and finished with over a 3.1 GPA. I used to smoke 1g every 3 days and TRIED painkillers like 3 times a month max. Im far from a drug addict so slow your roll
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Originally Posted By BrahPlease⏩
Your the kind of person they don't want. That's why they do the hair test. To keep people who do weed and dabble with other drugs away.

Your 24 bro...
They probably don't want people who misuse "your" twice in one post as well.
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I'd start applying to other jobs mate. Maybe it will be fine, but you want some backup
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Originally Posted By tex427⏩
They probably don't want people who misuse "your" twice in one post as well.
Ohhhhhh snap.
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Originally Posted By PeteJonesHTX⏩
I just got hair tested for work this week so I can go out to a client job site. They did not take 1.5 inches lmao, more like 0.5-0.75. I also got a urine test and breathalyzer lol.

I'd say keep your hair at the usual quarter inch, but they might take it from somewhere else (leg, armpit, etc.)

When's the test?
It's supposed to be next friday (May 20) but I can probably push it back. When i found out I panicked and trimmed armpits to lower than my head hair. My arms and Legs are virtually hairless, just like my dad. I got some shampoo from the headshop by me but Ive been getting mixed reviews. What do you think about the MACUJO method to detox my hair? i also did at home urine and hair test to be sure. Passed Urine easily but waiting for hair results.
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Originally Posted By knownas⏩
I'd start applying to other jobs mate. Maybe it will be fine, but you want some backup
DAMN.. I hate to say it but Youre probably right man. Sucks bc I worked my arse off for this job. Would be making $52k/yr plus bonuses my first year.. Time to start applying


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Originally Posted By jda215⏩
Really , so you never did any drugs in college?? Get off your high horse. I went to one of the top universities in the country and finished with over a 3.1 GPA. I used to smoke 1g every 3 days and TRIED painkillers like 3 times a month max. Im far from a drug addict so slow your roll
So your a daily marijuana smoker and do opiates a few times a month? Bro that's why companies drug test cuz who wants someone who does a lot of drugs to work for them. Way too many problems from that.

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Originally Posted By jda215⏩
DAMN.. I hate to say it but Youre probably right man. Sucks bc I worked my arse off for this job. Would be making $52k/yr plus bonuses my first year.. Time to start applying


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You won't pass. They won't use your hair. They will get armpit hair, leg hair, pubes whatever and that's worse because body hair grows slower.

Most places hair test now. Shoulda stopped sooner.
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Originally Posted By jda215⏩
It's supposed to be next friday (May 20) but I can probably push it back. When i found out I panicked and trimmed armpits to lower than my head hair. My arms and Legs are virtually hairless, just like my dad. I got some shampoo from the headshop by me but Ive been getting mixed reviews. What do you think about the MACUJO method to detox my hair? i also did at home urine and hair test to be sure. Passed Urine easily but waiting for hair results.
Push it back as far as possible. I'm not sure what they'll do if you don't have any USEABLE hair, but I think that's grounds for an automatic failure. Idk man, I've only done one of these before, good luck.
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Lmao at the uptight ******* a ITT. As if you shouldn't get a job because you do chit recreationally. Yes it's the company's right to test, but it is the same as someone who has 10-20 drinks a week. That's arguably even worse than blazing a few times a week
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Originally Posted By jda215⏩
Really , so you never did any drugs in college?? Get off your high horse. I went to one of the top universities in the country and finished with over a 3.1 GPA. I used to smoke 1g every 3 days and TRIED painkillers like 3 times a month max. Im far from a drug addict so slow your roll
3.1 gpa is poverty bro... I can get that without no studying.
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Originally Posted By BrahPlease⏩
So your a daily marijuana smoker and do opiates a few times a month? Bro that's why companies drug test cuz who wants someone who does a lot of drugs to work for them. Way too many problems from that.

Get clean
I hope youre trolling. So youre telling me because I smoked pot and tried opiates in college months ago, I cant sit in front of a computer and do work? Let me clarify, I am CLEAN. I passed a random urine test the Friday after 4/20 for my current job and I passed an at home Urine test yesterday. I DID NOT do anything between those dates, but just wanted to make sure again. IDK if my hair is clean because I cut it short every two weeks. If you dont have any solutions besides negativity, please go
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Originally Posted By CaliNoob⏩
3.1 gpa is poverty bro... I can get that without no studying.
Congratulations nerd. Nobody gives a ****.
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Originally Posted By CaliNoob⏩
3.1 gpa is poverty bro... I can get that without no studying.
Top 30 University for Business and top 5 for my major... and I barely studied as well . No FUKS given
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Originally Posted By poolshark472⏩
Macujo method
I did it twice already but Im skeptical... have you tried it or do you know if it works?
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Originally Posted By jda215⏩
I did it twice already but Im skeptical... have you tried it or do you know if it works?
Never had to, but have read of it working for a lot of people.
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Originally Posted By jda215⏩
I hope youre trolling. So youre telling me because I smoked pot and tried opiates in college months ago, I cant sit in front of a computer and do work? Let me clarify, I am CLEAN. I passed a random urine test the Friday after 4/20 for my current job and I passed an at home Urine test yesterday. I DID NOT do anything between those dates, but just wanted to make sure again. IDK if my hair is clean because I cut it short every two weeks. If you dont have any solutions besides negativity, please go
I'm just saying you shouldn't be hitting the pipe so hard and dabbling with opiates at age 24, or any age for that matter. that's not "clean".

You can't have the cake and eat it too. Learn from that and be a adult. As it is now weed is illegal and opiates are very illegal, people who deal with drugs are criminals that's why companies don't want them, too much trouble.and liability.
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There is no way I'd risk a hair test. All the methods, including cutting it and buying "cleansing" shampoo WILL NOT work. Are you a retard dude? Google that **** already.

You wont pass. Look for the next job. What kind of degree do you have? I would never work for a place that drug tested based on principle.
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