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post 1442239751 05-15-2016, 08:00 AM
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sikkest thing u ever saw a girl do in real life?

no porn videos.

no youtube vids

just your own life experience, something u saw a girl do with your own eyes.

well here it goes for me.

(some names may have been changed to protect the identity of sloots and chads)

one time me and my roomie threw this party and there were 4 girls there. all friends and we were all new friends with them. (we met them a few weeks ago and have hung out a few times before)

tbh i really liked this one girl kelsie. .... kelsie wasnt really the hottest girl tbh but she seemed so nice and funny and down to earth. we liked the same music and she would always laugh at my jokes and text me and want to hang out. i thought she was into me.

so at this party.... kelsie gets super drunk and during beer pong i notice she is talking to some guy named gary whos a major ****ing douche. i swear no hate but if i was a girl i would never **** gary. .. hes a lazy disgusting cigarette smoking bum! (imo)

anyways i was playing beer pong at the time and i notice she starts making out with him! lol i was honestly shocked and kinda upset and **** but i didnt say anything..... my heart kinda took a **** tbh but **** it i just kept playing beer pong like a beta.

thats right this girl that i thought was so cool and funny and kinda cute was just making out with this guy who i thought was disgusting and a jerk.

but thats not all.

fast forward about an hout or so and we are all sitting on the floor playing this ****gy card game i forget the name but yeah it was stupid.... anyways kelsie and gary are flirting, kissing the entire time. and then since we are all drunk and high as ****... some 1 dared them to get naked .

kelsie giggled and started taking off garys pants on the floor. she got his dick out and started sucking it and laughing. i was so pissed tbh but also i was like lol wtf is going on! my mind was honestly ****ing BLOWN! i know the universe is crzy but wow lol.

the party starts making so much noise cheering and im like YO WTF EVERY1 OUT NOW....

these drunk pricks (who most of them i didnt know that well) tried to tell me to calm down and stop being prude but i told them to GET THE **** OUT NOW in a serious voice and they all left.

i never saw them again and I honestly dont want to.

im stll friends with kelsie onFB and she isnt with gary anymore (shes been with 6 guys since, maybe ****ed 90 though.. who knows)

its just crazy how this cool and funny girl could do something so gross man. especially go a guy who smokes cigs, doesnt have a job and treats people like ****.... why would she wanna suck his dick? there were much better men at the party (no homo)
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post 1442239811 05-15-2016, 08:01 AM
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a saw my mom lick my dad's piss pipe
post 1442240141 05-15-2016, 08:04 AM
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Was traveling & this petite cute super nice girl at same hostel as us went drinking with us.

She ****ed a 40 year old local guy in the bars bathroom. (this is in central america)

I was like wtf & we left.
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post 1442240241 05-15-2016, 08:05 AM
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post 1442240451 05-15-2016, 08:07 AM
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when you said sikkest i thought you meant cool **** like a sloot doing a treyflip down a 10 stair not just slooting
post 1442240491 05-15-2016, 08:07 AM
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I always assumed they absorbed it, like a meal.

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post 1442240731 05-15-2016, 08:09 AM
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post 1442240791 05-15-2016, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted By biggestmuff⏩
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post 1442240821 05-15-2016, 08:10 AM
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Watched my cousin use her dog to lick her vag in drunken stupid humor.
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my eyes have seen things that cant be unseen , salad tossing (to yours truely), some straight up fiddy shades of gray type sexors requests (demands) from girls, and pretty much a ceasspool of degenerate westernized sloot behavior that i have come to be enamored with,

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post 1442241331 05-15-2016, 08:15 AM
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lmao in.

I have too many to count, but right off the top of my head:

My frat boy college roommate banged several sloots right in the room as I watched.

I banged a sloot I just met at my friend's house on his back porch, and in the living room while they were there.

Went to a frat party in college where sloots were flashing their teds and sucking dink for free liquor

Got my first ever bj back in the day from a chick off of blackplanet who sucked my dink for a ride to her bf's house.
post 1442241561 05-15-2016, 08:18 AM
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i thought you meant something cool like saving a phucking baby of something. And to answer THAT question. Nah literally can't think of a single cool thing a girl has done irl lol. Apart from some girl doing a 50inch box jump
post 1442241761 05-15-2016, 08:20 AM
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Bounced at a bar with a separate smoking room. Tranny comes in, grabs the half empty beer everyone drops their cigarette butts in, chugs it then starts making out with a random guy (he definitely didn't know it was a tranny). I mean making out, throw him against the wall, grabbing his crotch. Guy thought he was hot **** until he saw all of the regulars laughing their asses off.

Women were vile in the bathrooms at that bar and would do sick **** like tying used tampons to door handles for fun.

The crack whores I have picked up on my ambulance have obviously lived some unreal lives... Sad to see 18 year old heroin addicts with the most disgusting men you've ever seen
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post 1442241851 05-15-2016, 08:21 AM
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read the story

this happened
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post 1442241881 05-15-2016, 08:22 AM
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Was walking home back from the bar with a friend of mine. She pulls me to the side in a back alley or some chit. I was like wtf are you doing? and she proceeded to squat, pull down her pants, and start pissing right in front of me. Once she finished she said to me, "sorry, a girl's gotta go when a girl's gotta go...haha." At least tell me to turn around or something ffs...
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post 1442242221 05-15-2016, 08:26 AM
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Was at this crazy New Year's party, complete with sex dungeon. Upstairs, stumbled across this dude in a wheelchair paddling this fat chick bent over a pool table. I was so ****ed up, I was mesmerized for like 10 seconds. That party was a low/high point in my life, lol.
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post 1442243161 05-15-2016, 08:35 AM
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when i was 18 i was dating this girl and she started her period in my car...i'm not kidding, she grabbed a napkin from a taco bell bag and put it in in her poocy until she could get to a tampon
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swallow my load as I blast her all over the face in a alley during carnival,

then proceed to kiss the first mofo that passes by while looking at me and smiling.


mind=blown.


Now I always having second thoughts when sloots are too easy/approach me wanting to kiss asap.
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Two chicks doing an intense make out outside a bar, one even goes down on the other chick for a few sec, literally unzips her pants and starts eating her out.

Otherwise have only witnessed/overheard simple stuff like blowjobs, fukcing. Have only heard of crazy sex stories.
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1) Seen sloots fuk guys in clubs in plain view.

2) Sloot was in a LTR and fuked some guy. She feels bad after and tries to blame guy (not the bf) for it. Saying chit like "You knew I had a bf and you still..."
Woman logic

3) Seen sloots (18 years old) pissing/chitting on the footpath/sidewalk at 8-9:00 pm in densely populated areas


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Saw a sl00t in a club throw up all over the bar. If that was a guy he'd have been thrown out but not her
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Saw a bunch of girls beat another one up strip her then force her to drink from a puddle
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not sure if this counts but if there's any thread i can tell this story, it's gonna be this one.

5 years ago when i was in last year of HS, i was part of a music class. one of the last days we decided to get a group of us together and jam, there was this girl in the band and she was pretty hairy from what i could tell (hairy arms, nearly had a mono etc). (We'll just call her Hairy girl for now to make things easier) she was a pretty cool girl otherwise.
The room we rehearse inside of has soundproof windows and it's always closed off - the aircon was broken that day too so it was hot as fuk in there. We've got paper/music sheets placed on the cupoards/amps/chairs just randomly as well.

Anyway, towards the end, 4-5 of us were all sitting around chatting. Hairy girl being one of us.
Here's the important part:Hairy girl sits on one of the chairs which has pieces of paper/sheet music on it. She probably didn't notice.

We talk for about 30 mins and we're all having a good time. It starts to get pretty hot so we decide to leave the room and go outside after rehearsal.
As Hairy girl gets up, I notice a piece of sheet music, stuck to her ass, soaking wet. The piece of paper was literally so wrinkled and wet, because of her sweaty, hairy ass. She picked it and unstuck it from her ass like it was nothing. When I looked at the chair, it was shiny. Like, shiny as in she was sweating that entire god damn time and all the sweat was drenching down into the chair, getting soaked up by that sheet music.

Was literally disgusted and couldn't eat for the rest of the day. Pretty much everytime I saw her, all I could think of was her hairy ass and that piece of paper that got stuck to it and drenched in her disgusting sweat.
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Happened recently at work.

I work on a farm and there are a ton of horsegirls. Me, my boss and another guy are the only guys there, the rest are all girls.

Like two weeks ago one of the horsegirls had been horsebackriding and it was an extremely hot day. When she was got off the horse she asked me if her ass was sweating and she literally bent over and dear god the sweat stain in the crack was massive.
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One time this girl had sex with me. Wtf was she thinking? So groce. She must have been so desperate. What a turn off. Never talked to her again. Smh
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Was at a party outside talking and my buddies gfs friend who i was interested in said she needed to tinkle, then squatted right then and there in front of everybody pulled her panties aside and urinated on the grass. she then lets out a little fart and giggles, then takes her panties fully off and chucks em in the bonfire as she declares loudly she followed through. she then proceeds to hook up with 3 different guys over the span of the night, one of whom eats her bunghole. (srs)
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Was at this chicks house back when i was 16 with a couple of her friends, and mine. We where hanging out outside in her backyard, playing in the pool and chit. She then says she has to pee and that everyone turn around, and i chit you not, she literally proceeds to piss behind this little plant in her backyard in front of everyone. I remember seeing the piss stream down the backyard pavement towards the fence, while she was peeing, she was just laughing it off like it was no big deal lol. Mind boggling how she couldn't just walk inside her house and use the phucking bathroom.

Apparently she also raped this really drunk dude in front of her house in the middle of the night in the phucking street.

Sloots gonna sloot.
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post 1442247331 05-15-2016, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted By AshWar⏩
Saw my sister's internet search history when I borrowed her laptop, what has be seen cannot be unseen.jpeg
Lmao please elaborate.
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