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post 1445584453 06-02-2016, 07:53 PM
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Misc, I think my sister heard me fapping to porn

A little back story first. I recently had to move back in with my parents, and the only room available was my little sister (13). There is a bunk bed in her room.

So, last night I decided to watch some porn on my phone and fap. I was pretty sure she was asleep, and even if she wasn't, she couldn't see me as I was on the top bunk and her the bottom. Nor could she hear anything as I was obviously going to I use headphones. Or so I thought. Turns out, my bluetooth headphones were not connected like I thought they were. And because I usually just fast forward to towards the middle to avoid all the BS where there is no action, there were pretty loud porn sounds coming from my phone for a couple of seconds until I paused it. She definitely heard it if she was awake. But, at the time, I thought she was probably asleep and didn't hear it. So I made sure the headphones were connected and finished.

Anyway, I now believe she heard the porn. And perhaps me fapping. She has been looking at me weird all day. Maybe it's all in my head though.

Halp, what should I do? Should I say anything to her? What if she tells our parents (who are very socially conservative Mormons)?

Am I phucked?
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ask her to cum and give u a hand
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he still cant stop thinking about it. dont you touch her bro srs
post 1445585333 06-02-2016, 07:58 PM
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ask her to help you out next time and speed up the process
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Originally Posted By insanetren
he still cant stop thinking about it. dont you touch her bro srs
Mostly I am just super worried that she will tell our parents (who as I said are very conservative Mormons).

No chance I would ever touch her.
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Originally Posted By FSEC
ask her to cum and give u a hand
Originally Posted By Mehhzyy
ask her to help you out next time and speed up the process
Originally Posted By 2thTEE82
Leave your door cracked open next time and let nature take its course.
Go phuck yourselves
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Originally Posted By iHateMyLife350
Mostly I am just super worried that she will tell our parents (who as I said are very conservative Mormons).

No chance I would ever touch her.
27 and still live at home with parents unemployed no girlfriend or friends and lust over your hot teenage sister. nice
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Originally Posted By insanetren
27 and still live at home with parents unemployed no girlfriend or friends and lust over your hot teenage sister. nice
Phuck you, I don't lust over my sister. Though I admit the other things are true.
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Originally Posted By iHateMyLife350
Go phuck yourselves
no phuck you

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Originally Posted By Mehhzyy
no phuck you

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Phuck you. Texas is probably the worst state in the country. Well, there are some other southern crap hole red states that are pretty bad too.
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Originally Posted By iHateMyLife350
Phuck you, I don't lust over my sister. Though I admit the other things are true.
You were probably hoping for some people to tell you to go for it. Thus you probably made this thread to reassure your feelings for your sister.
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Originally Posted By TheABCs
You were probably hoping for some people to tell you to go for it. Thus you probably made this thread to reassure your feelings for your sister.
False, dumbass. Some dumbasses did make comments like that, and I reject them out of hand.

And LOL if you think I care about your extremely weak neg.
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Originally Posted By iHateMyLife350
A little back story first. I recently had to move back in with my parents, and the only room available was my little sister (13). There is a bunk bed in her room.

So, last night I decided to watch some porn on my phone and fap. I was pretty sure she was asleep, and even if she wasn't, she couldn't see me as I was on the top bunk and her the bottom. Nor could she hear anything as I was obviously going to I use headphones. Or so I thought. Turns out, my bluetooth headphones were not connected like I thought they were. And because I usually just fast forward to towards the middle to avoid all the BS where there is no action, there were pretty loud porn sounds coming from my phone for a couple of seconds until I paused it. She definitely heard it if she was awake. But, at the time, I thought she was probably asleep and didn't hear it. So I made sure the headphones were connected and finished.

Anyway, I now believe she heard the porn. And perhaps me fapping. She has been looking at me weird all day. Maybe it's all in my head though.

Halp, what should I do? Should I say anything to her? What if she tells our parents (who are very socially conservative Mormons)?

Am I phucked?
Shouldn't fap so loud, *******.
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Originally Posted By iHateMyLife350
Phuck you. Texas is probably the worst state in the country. Well, there are some other southern crap hole red states that are pretty bad too.
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Originally Posted By Changedmalife
Shouldn't fap so loud, *******.
I'm not sure she heard the fapping. She definitely heard the porn if she was awake though.
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Originally Posted By iHateMyLife350
False, dumbass. Some dumbasses did make comments like that, and I reject them out of hand.

And LOL if you think I care about your extremely weak neg.
Oh Phuk yeah, you know it bothered you when your last green box turned to a red one.

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Originally Posted By jesusxchrist
Go fuk yourself **** boy
I may be a loser but at least I don't live in Texas.
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Why is no one questioning the fact that 27 year old OP thought it would be a good idea to fap while his 13 year sister slept on the bunk less than a meter below him LMAO

weird af bro
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Originally Posted By TheABCs
Oh Phuk yeah, you know it bothered you when your last green box turned to a red one.
Tell yourself that I care about your VERY weak neg if it makes you feel better.
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Originally Posted By JustBasketball
Why is no one questioning the fact that 27 year old OP thought it would be a good idea to fap while his 13 year sister slept on the bunk less than a meter below him LMAO

weird af bro
You have a point. In hindsight, it was a very bad idea. Next time, I will go to the bathroom or something.
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Originally Posted By iHateMyLife350
Tell yourself that I care about your VERY weak neg if it makes you feel better.
You care about it. I now feel better.
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Originally Posted By TheABCs
You care about it. I now feel better.
You think that I came into this thread expecting to come out green. LOL, just LOL. You're even dumber than me.
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Originally Posted By iHateMyLife350
You think that I came into this thread expecting to come out green. LOL, just LOL. You're even dumber than me.
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Please read this OP, it is a Mormon guide that will help you.

http://www.lightplanet.com/mormons/d...turbation.html

Some tips from the link:



1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal washing and using the bathroom.

2. Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company, especially when you are feeling particularly weak.

3. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. The problem must be taken OUT OF YOUR MIND for that is where it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more wholesome things.

4. After you bathe, don't admire yourself in the mirror. Stay in the shower just long enough to clean yourself. Then dry off and GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present.

5. When in bed (especially if that is where you masturbate), wear pajamas or other clothes so that you cannot easily touch yourself (and so that it would be difficult to remove those clothes. The time it takes to remove your clothing gives additional time to controll your thinking and overcome the temptation).

6. If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, GET OUT OF BED! Go into the kitchen and make a snack, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if you are not hungry. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you GET YOUR MIND ON SOMETHING ELSE. You are the subject of your thoughts, so to speak.

7. Never look at pornography on the internet or elsewhere. Never read about your problem (even on sites claiming to be "educational"). Keep it out of mind. Remember -- "First a thought, then an act." The thought pattern must be changed. You must not allow this problem to remain in your mind. When you accomplish that, you soon will be free of the act.

8. Put wholesome thoughts into your mind at all times. Read good books, scriptures, talks of church leaders. Make a daily habit of reading at least one chapter of Scripture, preferably from one of the four Gospels in the New Testament, or the Book of Mormon. The four Gospels -- Matthew, Mark, Luke and John -- above anything else in the Bible can be helpful because of their uplifting qualities.

9. Pray. But when you pray, don't pray about this problem, for that will tend to keep it in your mind more than ever. Pray for faith, pray for understanding of the Scriptures, pray for members of your family who need help. Pray for your friends, BUT KEEP THE PROBLEM OUT OF YOUR MIND BY NOT MENTIONING IT EVEN IN YOUR PRAYERS. KEEP IT OUT of your mind! The attitude of a person toward his problem has an affect on how easy it is to overcome. It is essential that a firm commitment be made to control the habit. As a person understands his reasons for the behavior, and is sensitive to the conditions or situations that may trigger a desire for the act, he develops the power to control it.
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Originally Posted By Shiden11
Please read this OP, it is a Mormon guide that will help you.


Some tips from the link:



1. Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal washing and using the bathroom.

2. Avoid being alone as much as possible. Find good company and stay in this good company, especially when you are feeling particularly weak.

3. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. The problem must be taken OUT OF YOUR MIND for that is where it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more wholesome things.

4. After you bathe, don't admire yourself in the mirror. Stay in the shower just long enough to clean yourself. Then dry off and GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present.

5. When in bed (especially if that is where you masturbate), wear pajamas or other clothes so that you cannot easily touch yourself (and so that it would be difficult to remove those clothes. The time it takes to remove your clothing gives additional time to controll your thinking and overcome the temptation).

6. If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, GET OUT OF BED! Go into the kitchen and make a snack, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if you are not hungry. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you GET YOUR MIND ON SOMETHING ELSE. You are the subject of your thoughts, so to speak.

7. Never look at pornography on the internet or elsewhere. Never read about your problem (even on sites claiming to be "educational"). Keep it out of mind. Remember -- "First a thought, then an act." The thought pattern must be changed. You must not allow this problem to remain in your mind. When you accomplish that, you soon will be free of the act.

8. Put wholesome thoughts into your mind at all times. Read good books, scriptures, talks of church leaders. Make a daily habit of reading at least one chapter of Scripture, preferably from one of the four Gospels in the New Testament, or the Book of Mormon. The four Gospels -- Matthew, Mark, Luke and John -- above anything else in the Bible can be helpful because of their uplifting qualities.

9. Pray. But when you pray, don't pray about this problem, for that will tend to keep it in your mind more than ever. Pray for faith, pray for understanding of the Scriptures, pray for members of your family who need help. Pray for your friends, BUT KEEP THE PROBLEM OUT OF YOUR MIND BY NOT MENTIONING IT EVEN IN YOUR PRAYERS. KEEP IT OUT of your mind! The attitude of a person toward his problem has an affect on how easy it is to overcome. It is essential that a firm commitment be made to control the habit. As a person understands his reasons for the behavior, and is sensitive to the conditions or situations that may trigger a desire for the act, he develops the power to control it.
Thanks for the effort at helpful advice. Srs.

But I am not actually a Mormon anymore (or religious at all). Though my parents believe I am otherwise they would probably cut me off.
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Fuk this hits home hard. One time when I was 16 and I thought I was home alone and I started fapping. When all of a sudden my 19 year old sister barged in the room and was just staring at me. I was fuking rattled and I screamed at her to gtfo but she just kept standing there, staring at me with a sad look. She didn't even glance down at my cawk. At this point I was infuriated with her and I was about to get up and physically kick her out when she just blurted out that Michael Jackson died. A volcano of emotion hit me. I got up and ran over to hug her. We both just started sobbing for like 2 hours straight while watching MJ tribute vids on youtube. I even did the moonwalk. After she left I pulled up my pants and tried to go on with my day but it was too hard to go on. Felt so sad man.
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