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06-22-2026, 03:08 PM
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Valve Steam Machine is finally here. Will you be getting one?
$1049 price tag without controller
CPU: Semi-custom AMD Zen 4 6C / 12T
GPU: Semi-custom AMD RDNA3 28CUs
16GB DDR5 + 8GB GDDR6 VRAM
512GB NVMe SSD, microSD card slot
Wi-Fi 6E, Bluetooth 5.3, Gigabit ethernet
Integrated Steam Controller wireless adapter
Small form factor, ~6 inch cube
SteamOS 3
Translation:
Comparable to a budget rtx 4060 desktop
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06-22-2026, 03:10 PM
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06-22-2026, 03:11 PM
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I've got two machines that cost about $4000 each. So no.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
06-22-2026, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Maybe sell one and touch grass instead diabetic fàg
I've got two machines that cost about $4000 each. So no.
Fk the Good Poster Crew (Lockdev, Pink, Kimm, Wasps, Expatriot, Mulloway, Luc1fer, Smallpeter, gwg, Super Hercules, Bonobo, maori-rap, Based Bagel, ezmac31, Goobaa, Godfrd and many more). You know who you are.
06-22-2026, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted By JeepBruh⏩
I'm at a point in my life where I don't have time to play games and if I do, it'll be a retro or older title. Having access to the full steam library sounds enticing but most I'd spend on this thing would be around $700. 1k price tag is ridiculous
Nah. I have a pretty high specd gaming PC and I barely game anymore.
Pretty cool for what you get though. Always enjoy seeing what valve puts out.
Pretty cool for what you get though. Always enjoy seeing what valve puts out.
Fk the Good Poster Crew (Lockdev, Pink, Kimm, Wasps, Expatriot, Mulloway, Luc1fer, Smallpeter, gwg, Super Hercules, Bonobo, maori-rap, Based Bagel, ezmac31, Goobaa, Godfrd and many more). You know who you are.
06-22-2026, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
he pays guys to touch his grass. theyre called gardeners and landscaping guys. touching grass is beneath godfrd
Maybe sell one and touch grass instead diabetic fàg
When he regains consciousness, double the voltage.
06-22-2026, 03:20 PM
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- JeepBruh
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
It is always better to build your own. But yeah, same as me. Don't really game as much anymore and it tends to be older games.
I'm at a point in my life where I don't have time to play games and if I do, it'll be a retro or older title. Having access to the full steam library sounds enticing but most I'd spend on this thing would be around $700. 1k price tag is ridiculous
06-22-2026, 03:25 PM
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- N0rds
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
*GabeCube
Valve Steam Machine
"Boss not feel good please use sick day" - low IQ tranny.
"Send him to Phaggy_Cholo"
06-22-2026, 04:23 PM
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- TheChadofGaming
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nah switch 2 pc master race
Goon to Hyoon Crew
06-22-2026, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
But I'm not poor, so why would I sell one? Tell me little legs, why would I do that?
Maybe sell one and touch grass instead diabetic fàg
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
06-22-2026, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Jughead96⏩
This. I know a guy who tried to cut his own grass once, word around the streets is that he goes by the name Roberto now.
he pays guys to touch his grass. theyre called gardeners and landscaping guys. touching grass is beneath godfrd
Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
I bet. Everyone knows being an Applebee's server is a high powered career that requires crazy hours.
I'm at a point in my life where I don't have time to play games and if I do, it'll be a retro or older title. Having access to the full steam library sounds enticing but most I'd spend on this thing would be around $700. 1k price tag is ridiculous
How many pieces of flair do you wear?
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
06-22-2026, 04:35 PM
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- OptimusTrajan
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Nah. Had a Steam deck and it could barely play anything modern, and if it did it was loud af. I'm sure this will be the same.
PC gaming needs to move to ARM.
PC gaming needs to move to ARM.
06-22-2026, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I work at a Sushi restaurant buddy. You wouldn't be able to eat there, the rice would spike your blood sugar and turn you into a vegetable. Poor guy.
This. I know a guy who tried to cut his own grass once, word around the streets is that he goes by the name Roberto now.
I bet. Everyone knows being an Applebee's server is a high powered career that requires crazy hours.
How many pieces of flair do you wear?
I bet. Everyone knows being an Applebee's server is a high powered career that requires crazy hours.
How many pieces of flair do you wear?
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06-22-2026, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
I eat sushi all the time. Remember, you're a bus boy, not a Dr.
I work at a Sushi restaurant buddy. You wouldn't be able to eat there, the rice would spike your blood sugar and turn you into a vegetable. Poor guy.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
06-22-2026, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
when it's time to cut my grass i just hide under the sink
This. I know a guy who tried to cut his own grass once, word around the streets is that he goes by the name Roberto now.
I bet. Everyone knows being an Applebee's server is a high powered career that requires crazy hours.
How many pieces of flair do you wear?
I bet. Everyone knows being an Applebee's server is a high powered career that requires crazy hours.
How many pieces of flair do you wear?
When he regains consciousness, double the voltage.
06-22-2026, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Chill buddy. Remember, if you dont have a children's lolipop every 3-6 hours, you'll start shaking and might die.
I eat sushi all the time. Remember, you're a bus boy, not a Dr.
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06-22-2026, 05:50 PM
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I have a 6 year old Alienware PC with a RTX 2070 Super...so I might be interested in this.
06-22-2026, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
You seem to have a small misunderstanding about what diabetes is. Get it, because you're a manlet.
Chill buddy. Remember, if you dont have a children's lolipop every 3-6 hours, you'll start shaking and might die.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
06-23-2026, 02:57 AM
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Sam Altman did this
06-23-2026, 09:54 AM
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- Deathstroke
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I’m going try to score 25 and scalp em
Yes
Yes
06-23-2026, 11:42 AM
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06-23-2026, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted By OptimusTrajan⏩
ARM still has a way to go. My MBP 4 has done astonishingly well given it is a laptop, but there were lots of bugs that I am fairly certain were related to games not interacting well with the hardware. Not the OS.
Nah. Had a Steam deck and it could barely play anything modern, and if it did it was loud af. I'm sure this will be the same.
PC gaming needs to move to ARM.
PC gaming needs to move to ARM.
Games not being programed to utilize multiple cores is still very common and is where ARM faces headwinds. Low count, highly powerful CPU cores will probably remain supreme for the foreseeable future. Not that I am dismissing how far ARM has come or that it can't be the future.
06-23-2026, 01:45 PM
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They want $1,000 for a Ryzen 5 7600 and an RX 7600? Lmao.
To make matters worse, some units reportedly ship with a single stick of RAM running in single-channel mode, leaving performance on the table right out of the box.
I get that RAM and storage prices have gone up, but this thing would have a hard time selling even at a console-like $599 price point—especially if that price doesn't include the new controller.
I honestly don't understand who this is for. It's a Linux-based console that plays PC games, yet it's being marketed to PC gamers who most likely already own faster and more capable hardware.
The biggest issue is that they're trying to sell a single SKU with the "4K 60 FPS" marketing bs claims when the hardware clearly isn't built for that experience lol
In a perfect world, they'd launch with three performance tiers:• $599 — 1080p model• $799 — 1440p model• $999 — True 4K model
That would let people buy the performance level they actually want instead of paying a premium for hardware that's underwhelming for the asking price.
As it stands, this thing is completely DOA.
To make matters worse, some units reportedly ship with a single stick of RAM running in single-channel mode, leaving performance on the table right out of the box.
I get that RAM and storage prices have gone up, but this thing would have a hard time selling even at a console-like $599 price point—especially if that price doesn't include the new controller.
I honestly don't understand who this is for. It's a Linux-based console that plays PC games, yet it's being marketed to PC gamers who most likely already own faster and more capable hardware.
The biggest issue is that they're trying to sell a single SKU with the "4K 60 FPS" marketing bs claims when the hardware clearly isn't built for that experience lol
In a perfect world, they'd launch with three performance tiers:• $599 — 1080p model• $799 — 1440p model• $999 — True 4K model
That would let people buy the performance level they actually want instead of paying a premium for hardware that's underwhelming for the asking price.
As it stands, this thing is completely DOA.
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